I'm so sorry for not updating. I'm such a bad author lol.

Welp, here's the next chapter in this story!

It's really not my best work, but I was kind of in a rush to get it out.

Enjoy, loves!


"Chocolates are the way to any woman's heart. Not baking!" Wally declared with a roll of his eyes.

As his response, John silently threw flour at him.

Wally's head slowly rolled down to glare at his now white shirt. "Heyyyyy! This was new!" he whined.

John briefly glanced at him, snickered, and then proceeded to continue what he was doing.

"I am confused," J'onn said, "Why are you making Shayera brownies?"

"Because," John muttered, "She's had a rough week and I'd like to do something nice for her."

Wally gave him a skeptical gaze. "Mmmm...no...that's not it."

John furrowed his eyebrows as he cracked eggs into the mixing bowl. "Why can't that be it, Wally? Why can't I just do something nice for my girlfriend?"

Wally snorted. "That's BS if I ever heard it."

"Hey!"

Wally shrugged. "I'm just saying. I don't believe you, John Stewart."

John rolled his eyes. "Well you don't have to believe me. I'm not doing this for you, anyway."

Wally snatched a handful of chocolate chips out of the bag sitting out.

John swatted his hand away. "Cut it out. Those aren't for you."

"These were in the Watchtower kitchen. Technically I can eat them if I want to," Wally mumbled with a mouthful of food, causing his words to sound as if they weren't actually English.

Somehow, John still understood him. "You wouldn't have even known about them if it weren't for me."

Wally scoffed. "Not true!"

"Actually, John is correct," J'onn claimed as he plopped an Oreo in his mouth.

Wally paused for a moment, frowning. "...Fine. Point taken," he said as he slowly began chewing again.

After a moment of silence, Wally spoke up again. "Seriously, GL. I've never seen you bake before. Why now?"

"I already told you. And I'm not repeating it again," John replied without looking up.

Wally pursed his lips, doing a mock investigation sort of thing. "Tell it to me again, punk!"

John rolled his eyes and continued what he was doing. "Shut up."

Wally dramatically jerked his head towards his friend. "Is that really gonna hold up in court?"

"You're annoying," John remarked.

"I'm not supposed to be nice, I'm supposed to get the truth out of ya," Wally replied.

"Put a sock in it," John told him, hurling an egg at his gut.

As expected, it cracked, on top of the flour that had already caked into the speedster's shirt.

"Not cooooool!" Wally exclaimed, with a complete change of tone.

J'onn laughed from across the room.

Wally pouted. "Let's see how you like it, J'onn!" he yelled, chucking an egg straight at the martian.

J'onn immediately activated his powers, and he became invisible as the egg merely passed through him. It landed on the cabinet behind him, yolk spilling across the surface.

John shot his redheaded colleague a dirty look.

Wally's eyes darted every which direction. "Heh...heh…"

"You are going down," J'onn announced, picking up an egg in the palm of his hand. He threw it at Wally, who used his super speed to dodge it.

Wally stuck out his tongue at his friend, and lobbed yet another egg in his direction. Once again, the alien used his powers to avoid getting the yolk spilled on him.

There was suddenly a war of the eggs throughout the Watchtower kitchen. With an unwilling John in the middle.

"Hey! Would you two cut it out? Hey! Wally! J'onn! Oh come on, watch the brownies. Guys!"

Wally, covered in yolk from head to toe, hurled one loosely. It missed J'onn, and landed right on the scalp of none other than the Green Lantern.

Wally bit his lip. "Oops."

John closed his eyes, then slowly reopened them again. He wiped off the top of his head, flicking the yolk away from him. "That's it," he said picking up an egg, "You're on, West."

The three grown men went on like that for a while, chucking eggs at each other for quite some time. They all immediately became drenched in yolk, dripping all across the kitchen. The walls, cabinets, and floors, were all also completely covered in yellow.

Suddenly, Shayera came through the door, narrowly missing getting hit by an egg. "Hey, John, I-" she instantly was cut short by the sight before her.

Her boyfriend gave her a wave, bits of egg flying off as he did so. "Hey, Shay."

She quirked an eyebrow, putting her hands on her hips. "So you sleep through our date and I get this in return?"

Wally's head perked up. "Aha! I knew you weren't making brownies just to be nice!"

John rolled his yolk covered eyes.


Haha I love these dorks.

Thanks for reading!