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"A karaoke machine? Really?" John questioned, crossing his arms over his muscled chest.
"Yeah, this is how you expect us to have fun while we're off duty?" Shayera added. She stared at the machine resting in the rec room, not seeming too interested.
Wally looked flabbergasted. "What? Are you kidding? Who doesn't love a karaoke machine?"
J'onn raised his hand slowly, his voice quieter than the other heroes' when he spoke up. "I like karao-"
Shayera instantly shushed him. "No you don't."
As the Martian opened his mouth to continue, Superman entered the space. His eyes went wide with glee when he noticed the new machine Wally had brought it. "A karaoke machine?!" he exclaimed, rushing towards it, "I love these!"
"See? Supes likes it," Wally informed his friends, sticking his tongue out childishly towards them.
"One time, when Lois and I were out, she was really drunk, and got up onstage and started singing-" Clark began excitedly.
Shayera cut him off curtly. "Clark. We were all there."
Superman turned away from them, muttering, "You didn't know which time I was referring to."
"We have to go get Wondy and Bats!" Wally claimed, dashing out of the room to venture off to find his friends, "This is going to be so much fun."
"I put you high up in the sky, and now, you're not coming down," Wally sing into the microphone, closing his eyes.
"He's really getting into this," John remarked.
Shayera snorted. "You're telling me. Which song is this? Fourth? Fifth?"
"Seventh," Bruce corrected in his dark Batman tone.
John and Shayera snickered.
Diana rolled her eyes playfully. "Leave him alone, he's having fun!"
Clark pouted. "He's totally hogging it! I want to go up!"
"I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!" Wally continued to sing, dropping to his knees, "YEAH I JUST CLOSED MY EYES AND SWUNG!"
"We're not on patrol for this?" griped Bruce.
"I think this is fun," J'onn commented.
Wally finally ceased his song, taking an over dramatic breath. "Thank you Watchtower rec room!" he announced, taking a bow. Sweat glistened on his forehead and cheeks as he made his way to the chairs.
"Finally giving up control?" John asked.
Wally shrugged, snagging a seat in between Clark and Shayera. "Elvis can't be on forever. Gotta give you guys a chance."
"I'll go!" Clark proclaimed. He stood up, giddily setting up the machine. Music began to play, and he began to sing. "You know there's a lot that goes by the front door…"
Shayera's eyes went wide. "Not country!"
Diana shushed her colleague with a wave of her hand. "Just listen. Clark has the voice a siren," she paused, rethinking her statement, "...just before it seizes control of you."
"Always stay humble and kind. Hold the door, say please, say thank you, don't steal, don't cheat, and don't lie," Clark continued his melody.
"He is a lot better than I expected," John said as he watched Superman.
J'onn nodded. "He sounds incredible."
Wally shrugged. "Bruce is better."
Incredulous, Shayera, John, and J'onn all slowly rotated their heads towards him. "When have you ever heard Bruce sing?" Shayera asked.
The speedster sat up in his chair. "Have you guys never seen the tape? When Circe made him sing to save Di from an eternity of being a pig?"
Cheeks flushed and jaws set angrily, Diana and Bruce both glared dangerously at him.
Wally's jaw dropped. "That wasn't supposed to be known by anyone…? Was it…?"
Diana exhaled. "No."
"Oops."
Shayera, neglecting the fact that she wasn't supposed to even possess the new knowledge she had just acquired, grinned at the fearsome Batman. "You sang for Di?"
He continued to glare at her.
Clark closed his mouth, the melody of the song continuing in the background even though his words did not. He stepped towards his friends, intrigued in whatever they were conversing about.
"Sing for me, big handsome Bats," Wally told Bruce dotingly. He spoke in a mock female voice, batting his eyelashes and holding his intertwined hands towards his face.
Diana crossed her arms. "Is that what you think I sound like?"
He shifted uncomfortably under her intimidating glare. "No."
Shayera snickered.
"Bruce, could you sing a song for us now?" Clark asked hesitantly.
Shayera, Wally, and J'onn all made some sort of excited gesture in response to Clark.
"Do it!" Shayera chanted.
Bruce scowled at all of them. "No."
"Aw, pretty please with The Rogues on top?" Wally cried, making a puppy dog face.
"Absolutely not."
John sighed. "Leave him alone. The karaoke machine was a dumb idea anyway."
His girlfriend frowned. "Do you want to get up there and sing?"
The Green Lantern cleared his throat awkwardly. "You're on your own, man."
"J'onn will give you his entire stash of Oreos!" Wally claimed.
"I did not agree to that," J'onn replied, furrowing his eyebrows.
"Diana will kiss you!" shouted Wally, continuing to attempt and bribe Batman, even though his colleagues had not accepted his demands.
"I didn't agree to that," Diana told him.
"Clark will let you take Lois out for an entire month!" the redheaded speedster yelled, his voice louder than the voices of all his friends.
"Hey now…" Clark warned him.
"John will let you have his ring for the rest of the week!"
"Wally."
"Shayera will-"
"You wanna finish that sentence?"
"Wally," Bruce growled through gritted teeth, "If you stop talking, I'll do it."
Cheers erupted from the other JL members. They began chanting his name as he stalked towards the machine.
He gripped the microphone uncomfortably as the music started to play.
Diana winked at him with her bright blue eyes before he started.
"Am I blue…"
