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Welcome to part 2 on of this!
6.) Dramione Head boy/Girl
Okay so this fanfic is about how after the war Hermione and the trio go back to complete their final year of Hogwarts, even though Hermione was the only one to come back Harry and Ron started their Auror training at the time, Ron has become a prat but Hermione becomes head girl but what's this Draco has come back to complete his final year and is head boy, and Hermione doesn't like this at all, Love story forms.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione were at the Hogwarts express Hermione is excited because she is Head girl but is sad because Ron is being a prat and is possibly cheating on her with Lavender Brown even though she died.
When they got to the great hall Hermione was sitting on the Gryffindor table with Ron and Harry, Ron was ending hungry looks to Lavender and Harry was making out with Ginny.
Hermione then turned to Ron and said "Ron, honey do you wanna-"
"Not now Hermione me and Lavender are sending hungry looks at each other." Ron interrupted.
Mcgonagall then got up "Students I would like to introduce our new head boy and Girl. Our head girl is Hermione Granger." Hermione got up and bowed "And our Head Boy is Draco Malfoy." Draco then got up and bowed.
Ron then spit out his drink "Wait Headmistress." He got Mcgonagall attention "Draco already had his 7th year here."
"So Mr. Weasley, Mr. Malfoy is a good student." said Mcgonagall.
"No he isn't." Ginny said. "He spent his entire sixth year trying to murder Dumbledore, he almost killed Katie and Ron, and he let Death eaters in the school."
"Your right Ms. Weasley, Draco your expelled." said Mcgonagall.
"My Father will hear of this.' said Draco.
"Not anymore." said Harry as he got out his wand. "Avada Kedavra."
Draco was now dead.
"Mr. Weasley would you like to be Head Boy?" aksed Mcgonagall.
"Fuck yeah, i'd like to spend more time with Hermione." said Ron
"Wait Ron what about us?" asked Lavender.
"Your not Hermione."
"True."
Ron and Hermione then had a great seventh year because they spent most of the time shagging in their headquarters.
Dramione sucks.
7) Harry and Ginny soul bond.
What is a soul bond and why does it happen in Harry Potter?
Harry had just killed the Basilisk, Tom Riddle, and saved Ginny. "Ginny, don't worry your safe now."
"Oh Harry, thank you so much. I so love love you and your sexy body." said Ginny
"And I love you, despite you being just Ron's sister who stalked me all the time." replied Harry.
"Let's get a soul bond!'
"Totally, Gin-Gin!"
Soon Ron stormed into the chamber. "Guys, I'm so glad I finally found you. Let's get out before.." he stopped as he saw Harry and Ginny were smooching each other "Oh we have such a soul bond" said Ginny "Oh Ginny, marry me!" said Harry.
"Ron just stood there shocked. he rubbed his eyes and said "Well time to scratch my eyes out."
Why do they always get the bond after chamber of secrets?
8) Wrong boy who lived!
So Harry has a brother who is mistaken for the boy who lived, James and Lily are somehow alive and favor the brother while abusing and neglecting Harry. Why does this keep happening.
"Oh James Jr. your the best son ever." praised Lily.
"Heres a hundred Galleons son.' said James as he gave James Jr. money.
"Wait but I'm the boy who lived, I have the scar to prove it." said Harry as he pulled uo his bangs to show them the scar. "Plus aren't you supposed to be dead."
Then the world exploded!
THE END!
NOW STOP DOING WRONG BOY WHO LIVED! :(
9) Marriage Law!
Okay I can believe the arranged marriage in the Wizarding world. In fact I believe Draco and Astoria have an arranged marriage. But since when does the ministry of magic have to interfere with relationships, and if their trying to repopulate the Wizarding world, THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE HALF THE MARRIAGE LAW FANFIC DRARRY!
"Hay Potter." Draco says while walking up to Harry. "The ministry of magic says we have to get married to repopulate the wizarding world."
"But We're both dudes." said Harry. "How can we repopulate the Wizarding world?"
"Your not the only person I have to marry." said Draco as he showed Harry the fine print.
Harry saw the fine print took a glass of water and spat it out "Ginny!?"
At the wedding of Harry, Ginny, and Draco.
"I now pronounce you Husband, husband, and Wife." said Kingsley. "You may now kiss the bride."
Harry then kissed Ginny, then Draco did the same thing.
"I can't believe our little Ginny is getting married." cried Molly.
"Our grand kids are gonna be gingers. " said Luscius.
"Am I the only one that thinks this is fucked up." said the Ghost of James to Lily.
As Harry, Ginny, and Draco went to their honeymoon Kingsley was like "Now for the wedding of Ron, Hermione, and Luna.'
Fin!
Stop doing Marriage laws! Please :(
10) Dumbledore bashing.
Let's get this over with!
"Dumbledore I have had it with your interference." said Harry
"Now Harry, calm down it's for the best." Dumbledore said while holding his hands up.
"No, I've definetley enough! Avada Kedavra!" Harry yelled. Dumbledore was dead.
Ron and Hermione looked at hi m in shock " Are you crazy Harry? you just killed Dumbledore. We're going to lose the war." Ron cried/
Harry winked him off "Oh come on guys. We can win thew war with out the old bat. how difficult can it be?"
Sometime later!
"Voldemort I have come to destroy you." Harry said to Voldemort. "Avada Kedvara!" Nothing Happened. "Wait why didn't you die."
"Oh didn't Dumbledore say this to you?" Asked Voldemort "Dumbledore must've told you that I have Horcruxes that keep me alive." Harry had a shocked face. "I can not die, but you can." Voldemort then raised his wan. "AVADA KEDAVRA!" Harry was dead.
And so the dark side won. From that day everyone wore black robes and must eat cookies at every meal, so their teeth became rotted.
Why you gotta bash Dumbledore?
Well that's it for this chapter. See you soon. Please give me suggestions on what cliches should I parody next.
