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Welcome to part 3 on of this!
11.) Sirius/Remus
Now this one, is actually something I have no problem with. Maybe it's because we all know the Marauders so Remus and Sirius being gay really doesn't bother me but my only problem is that Teddy wouldn't exist.
So Sirius was coming home with flowers, today was his and Remus four year anniversary. It was hard coming out, but his friends James and Lily accepted him. peter was a spy and was arrested so he didn't give a damn about him anymore. Fuck that guy.
"Honey I'm home." announced Sirius.
"Hay Siri." said Remus as he went up to kiss Sirius. "Are these flowers for me?"
"Yes, their Remuses, I thought you might like them." said Sirius as he gave Remus the flowers.
"I'm so glad the Wizarding world isn't backwards and accepted us for who we are." said Remus.
"That right honey." said Sirius.
The End!
I'm not good with writing gayness. Sorry :(
12.) Super dooper rich Potter family.
Okay so the Potter family is rich by wizard standards but they don't have a manor. Maybe a really nice house or a cottage. Harry and Ginny's living arrangements are still a mystery given how everyone assumes that Harry is so rich that he doesn't need to pay the bills or taxes. While I'm sure Ginny might have done some investments that doubled the Potter fortune, it probably didn't happen until they got married.
Harry and Ginny were in Gringotts checking Ginny's vault. Being a quidditch player definetly paid well.
After they ere done with adding more Harry thought that it'd be a great idea for him and Ginny to see the Potter family vault.
When they got there Harry immediatly saw all the stuff that the Potter fortune offered.
"Honey, why didn't we see this place earlier when we got married?" asked Ginny while looking at the gold.
"Becuase Gin, I wanted to be surprised like you." said Harry.
"Mr. Potter." said A goblin, who I will not name because Griphook is dead. "I must ask, did you hear about Potter manor?"
"Oh my, the wills I got gave me all sorts of houses." said Harry. "We're using the beach house for our summer home."
"Well, why don't the workers at Gringotts move some of the priceless heirlooms from there to here." suggested the Goblin.
"Why that sounds great." said Harry.
"Harry, I know these heirlooms are important but the Potter family isn't part of the sacred 28, why bother with trying to make your self better then you already are." said Ginny.
"Shut Ginny this is my life." snapped Harry, already suffering from being a douche.
"Uh why do i bother sometimes?" Ginny asked herself.
The End!
Once again Harry may be rich, but he's not that rich.
13.) Snamione
EWWW
"Hermione I'm going to tell you something but promise you won't hate me." said Ron.
"What did you do?" asked Hermione.
"I told the ministry that you've been sleeping with Professor Snape." said Ron. "The Aurors will be here to arrest him in an hour."
"Ron you git why would you do that." asked Hermione.
"He was breaking the law." said Ron. "You can't sleep with a student it's against the law."
"Since when have you followed the law?" asked Hermione.
"Since my dad told me to you slut." snapped Ron
the next day Ron was reading the daily prophet.
Hogwarts professor has affair with hot student.
Severuas Snape, former potions master at Hogwarts, has been arrested for his affair for sleeping with his student who was under 17. More on this story on page 4.
"I hate you Ron." hissed Hermione.
"Go give Dumbledore a blowjob." snapped Ron.
The End!
Now stop shipping Hermione with Snape.
14.) Pureblood Hermione
No just just no.
Ron and HermionE were sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G. Ron was happy because Hermione turned out to be a pureblood adopted by muggles. Now their children can be pure bloods. Hurray.
The End!
I FUCKING HATE THIS CLICHE
15.) Ginny love potion.
Ginny would never, ever, EVER, use a love potion on Harry.
So Harry was sitting in the great hall with Ginny holding her hand. He was about to drink his pumpkin juice until Ginny stopped him.
"Hold up Harry i think Romilda spiked your drink with a love potion." said Ginny.
'Oh knuts.' Romilda thought to herself.
"Thank you for saving my life Ginny." said Harry. "Let's have a victory sex at the room of requirements."
"Okay" said Ginny.
Harry and Ginny then lived happily ever after.
The End!
Well that's it for this chapter. See you soon. Please give me suggestions on what cliches should I parody next.
