Note I don't own Harry Potter, all rights go to J.K. Rowling.

Warning!
The following segments does take cliche's from across the web. Spanning from your Drarry gender swap, to your Bellamort content that everyone hates. If you find a cliche that I put in here that you wrote and you take offense to this, maybe, just maybe this fanfic is here to teach you all a lesson. Now rememember that writing comments about how I used a cliche is in fact very rude, so if you decide to send me a crappy P.M telling me on how much of a jerk I am, then I'm going to ignore you. Now enjoy the fic and I hope to shit all of you take offense to this so we can end the reign of the dumbass cliches. Enjoy the fic.

Eat snackie smores!

16.) Fem!Harry
Just why? Why make Harry a girl? So you can justify Drarry. Also why is it that everytime they write fem Harry, Harry is this busting hot woman that the guys at school fight over. Also why would she get with Draco?

Amy Potter was sitting at the Gryffindor table. Amy was a average girl, she had Auburn hair, brown eyes, and a lightning scar. Fucking Voldemort did that shit to her when she was a baby. Now she the Girl-Who-Lived, and parent less. She was sad because she has a crush on a student and said student is forbidden. If Amy tried to make a move, Ron would be mad. Hermione would be cool with it though. 'It's just that Ginny is so pretty." Amy thought to herself. While the wizarding world is fine with that kind of stuff, she's pretty sure Ron isn't fine with his sister dating.

Oh well Amy was now getting ready, either she has Ginny, or she goes back to being straight. That be a much better option then going out with Draco douchebag Malfoy. That was the worst mistake she ever made was giving her virgininty to that ass face. Sometime after they broke up she hexed his bits off, so that way the Malfoy family will die with him. She got away with it because of Dumbledore helped her out 'God bless that man'.

"G-Ginny, Hi." Amy said to Ginny. They were both in the common room.

"Hello Amy, boy do I got something to tell you." said Ginny.

Amy barely heard though, Ginny was just to hot.

"Okay you'll never believe this but, Dean Thompson has a crush on you." Ginny said to Amy excitenly.

Amy immediatly began to get sick. Draco was proof that she was a lesbian. She just didn't know how to tell Ginny. Her crush.

"Ginny I have something to tell you." Amy said.

"Please don't tell me you got back together with Draco." said Ginny.

"No that's a fate worse." said Amy. "I'm a lesbian."

"No way."

"And I like you, more than a friend." said Amy.

"I like you too." Ginny then got close to Amy and kissed her.

Ron then got up from his bed and screamed.

"Ron honey. whats wrong?" asked Hermione.

"I just had a nightmare that Harrry was a girl." said Ron.

"That does sound bad." replied Hermione.

Stop Writing FemHarry.

17.)Voldemort's Good.
Why would you write this?

"Hey Ron Weasley." Voldemort said to Ron.

"Yeah what do you want?" said Ron.

"I'm a good guy and Dumbledore's a bad guy." said Voldemort.

"No your not, your an asshole that deserves to be killed." exclaimed Ron. This was true, Voldemort is a dick, I mean why would you write him as a good guy I mean he wants to kill all muggles and Hermione might be killed and all the other good guys will suffer. Dumbledore is a good guy why would he be evil I mean it doesn't make any sense.

"If you join my side I'll let you sleep with Bellatrix." suggested Voldemort.

"Well where do I sign up." asked Ron.

And thus with Ron on his side Voldemort won that war and killed Harry Potter and Dumbledore. He spared Ron's family and Ron married Bellatrix and lived happily ever after.

The End.

I fuckin hate you guys.

18.)The Potter twins.
Hey you like Harry having a twin sister? No, well you should read this anyways.

"So Harry and Eve should so be seperated." Dumbledore suggested.

"Yeah let's do this shit." said Hagrid.

Years later

"So you see I separated you two to keep your self safe, and I believe it worked well." Dumbledore said to Harry and Eve.

"Worked well!" Eve exclaimed "Why would it work well me and Harry had sex, we committed incest."

"You separated us and we didn't know each other for years, I grew up in a crappy childhood and I ended up being in a relationship my sister." said Harry.

"Okay well I didn't want you to to sleep with each other." said Dumbledore.

And thus Eve fell pregnant. I guess incest is really bad. It's all because Dumbledore separated them and didn't tell them. What an ass hole.

The End.

Well you didn't expect that did you, well most Potter twins fanfics have Harry sleep with his sister. Go boobies I guess. I don't know this one is weird.

19.)Americanized Harry Potter.
Yes because Harry Potter, a British character, should so be American.

Harry was playing Basketball with Ron while Ginny was watching them while eating a hot dog.

"So Harry, who are you gonna vote for?' Ron asked Harry about the presidency.

"I don't know maybe Hillary." said Harry while shooting the ball in the hoop.

"Same here." said Ron.

"Hey guys it's getting late, let's go back inside to watch more Jimmy Fallon." said Ginny.

"Yeah and then tomorrow we're gonna go to Disneyland." said Harry.

"YEAH."

They then had a great day doing American stuff because they all went to Ilvermorny.

Let's stop Americanzing Harry Potter. Don't get me wrong I'm a proud American, I just don't like Harry Potter being American. But still. America Fuck Yeah!

20.)Male pregnancy.
Okay this is weird, I go type in pregnant on the search bar and then When you select Harry as your fisrt character then select a secondary character, the first choice is Draco Malfoy while the second choice is Ginny. This is why I hate Drarry, not because it's stupid but because there are more options for Draco and Harry except for the better Harry and Ginny. I mean my god 179 Drarry Mpreg fics, Hinny only 155. Why?

Harry was sitting with Ginny in the couch at the Barrow.

"Ginny, the condom broke." Harry said.

"What," exclaimed Ginny, she then thought about it "but wait you still didn't cum in me because you didn't want to take a risk."

"Well then explain to me why I'm pregnant!" Harry then showed her a pregnancy test.

"Congrats Harry." said Bill walking in.

9 months later.

"Oh she's so tiny." Ginny said to Harry.

Harry had given birth to their new daughter Lily Luna Potter.

"She has your Hair gin." siad Harry.

"And your eyes." said Ginny.

"Next time your giving birth okay." said Harry.

"I wouldn't even argue with that luv." Ginny then gave Harry a kiss on the lips. During Harry's pregnancy he was needy and grumpy but Ginny was with him to the end, and next time it was her turn to give birth.

The End.

Okay now that was better then I thought it would be.

Well that's it for this chapter. See you soon. Please give me suggestions on what cliches should I parody next.