This scene fits in between the dancing part and the cake part. To me, this scene was a bit over the top, but I still found it funny. Hopefully I made the right decision to keep it out of the main story. Enjoy.

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After the dancing lasted for a few hours, everybody took his or her seats again. To everybody's surprise, Gordon mounted the stage and was given a mic. The room looked at Alyx for explanation. The bride shrugged, oblivious to Gordon's plans. Gordon turned to the pianist, who started to play an "old" tune. Many of the younger adults did not know the song, but the eldest of the party instantly knew the music. Dr. Kliener even smiled in remembrance. It was Frank Sinatra's "Witchcraft".

Gordon started out quietly, keeping his voice low. As her husband started out, Alyx noticed one thing: Gordon was really out of key.

"Those fingers in my hair, that sly come-hither stare!" Gordon grew louder with each word. "That strips my conscience bare, it's witchcraft."

Alyx turned her head away from the stage, trying to conceal her giggling. At the bar, Barney covered his face with his hand, shaking with laughter.

"And I've got no defense for it, the heat is too intense for it . . ."

The whole room was trying not to laugh, but each note became ruined by Gordon's pitch, causing more snickers. Finally, he reached the last line in the first verse.

"What good would common sense for it dooooooo?", Gordon sang, screeching out the last word. That did it for everyone else. The room erupted in laughter. Gordon stopped singing, trying to act oblivious to his voice. Alyx was shaking hilariously.

"Okay," Gordon spoke thru the mic, "I guess you don't want to hear me. Well, we do have Kelly here and she has agreed to sing. Obviously, I need to get off the stage."

The crowd kept laughing for a few more minutes. Gordon took his seat next to Alyx, who buried her face into his shoulder, still giggling.