Disclaimer: I do not own any of these things. None. yes. None. There are very many and I own None. Cept for monster game...Not Monster Rancher, Monster Game. And slightly the characters of Boyz Buzz. And slightly some names like Brian etc., but those are actually more Yusagi's then mine.

AN: Some people have been asking for me to put bad guys into this story. The only thing I have to say to that is, I already planned to put in the bad guys, but they are several chapters ahead of now.I think I'm going to put in a few chapters with them in it just so you people can settle down. It might come out a little cruddy though because it is not already on paper, unlike the next 4 or 5 chapters.


Chapter Four

Pokemon

Ash was still bolting across the road. He was starting to enter a wasteland, where the sun lit the cliffs up to an orangish-red color. He sped up even more, if that was possible, when he saw at nearly the end of his vision a handful of people and some Pokemon, and from what he could make out, they were running towards him. Now in Ash's mind nothing was really happening, except 'Whoo hoo whoo hoo whoo hoo master trainer coming up, oh yeah! ' but in Brock's and Misty's mind, the very fact that those people were running towards them made no sense, because the Pokemon trainer had said that he was going to ambush him in his note, and a rush isn't an ambush in any way. Maybe they hadn't gotten to their ambush position yet? It was the only thing that Brock and Mistycould come up with. Ash had told his Pokemon to get ready to fight, because now that they were in sight range, they would be there soon. The only question in Ash's mind was who was going to fire the first shot? Would they just attack the first second? What rules were they to follow? Ash eventually just threw all of those in the garbage can of his brain though, because they would just use the normal rules like they always do, he thought, it wasn't like they were fighting Team Rocket or something. Ash knew they would be face to face within a minute or less.

"This is working just like you planned Jessie!" James clapped happily.

"Well actually your wrong James. Jessie wasn't expecting any other army, she just wanted-" Meowth began.

"Shut up Meowth. This is better." Jessie said then did her usual laugh.

Team rocket watched, and waited.

Ash and Genki came to a halt about six or so feet away from each other. Them, and their armies, just stared at each other, looking at all the Monsters and Pokemon, the monsters trying to find weaknesses and the pokemon trying to figure out their enemies elements to find who would be super-effective against them, and to plan their attacks.

Ash was the first to act, seeing Pokemon he was sure he didn't recognize, he talked to himself and whipped out his pokedex. "Wow what kind of rare pokemon are they?" The pokedex scanned them for a minute, made some kind off error noise and then said in its robotic voice "Unknown Pokemon." Then shut off. Confused, Ash stared for a minute from the enemy 'pokemon' and his pokedex and his own, getting the ever so small idea that maybe they weren't pokemon at all. "Nah, that just must be some cool rare Pokemon!" Ash said to himself aloud like most things he thought, disregarding the possibility that they were anything but pokemon.

Finally, Genki ended their silence and stand-off to step forward and reach out his hand to Ash, an offer to shake. Ash accepted his offer, and shook hands with Genki, and Ash randomly wondered how they both looked so alike without being twins.

"Let's go guys! 1, 2," Genki said starting to count. " 3!! TEAM ATTACK!" Genki yelled out, Rushing towards them.

"STOP!" Ash yelled at Genki, stopping his flying kick in mid-air, which then Genki fell to the ground because of certain annoying laws like gravity. Genki lifted his head out of the dirt and said, "What?!" Annoyed at being interrupted at the start of what appeared to be a promising fight.

"You're cheating!" Ash accused him. " You should know that, being a well known Master Pokemon trainer. I certainly would if I was a Master Pokemon trainer!"

"What?! I'm not cheating!" Genki yelled in defiance, standing up.

"Yes you are." Ash replied simply.

"How can you cheat when fighting? There is no such thing!"

"Do you know anything?! You certainly are not a Master Pokemon trainer! And yet you tell me you are!"Ash said to him.

"I sure do know a lot! You're my enemy so we're gonna fight!" Genki said, getting up in Ash's face.

Hare, of course, leaned over to Tiger and whispered "See i told you it was a poking match! They don't want to fight at all!" He snickered at Tiger to rub in the fact that he was right, but they both were unaware that he was still wrong.

"Only one Pokemon can fight at a time, one-on-one, until one is unconscious, or one is switched out for another Pokemon. Those rules apply to both of us, not just me. You can't just call out every Pokemon you have and rush us!" Ash told him.

"Why not?! I fight like that all the time!" Genki said defiantly again, trying to ignore the consistent use of the word Pokemon from Ash.

"That isn't how it goes! Only people like Team Rocket and those mean people fight like that. And everyone knows they are criminals!" Ash pointed out to Genki.

"Well I don't know who or what the 'Team Rocket' is, but since you said they are mean I kinda of understand, cause I know some mean people myself and I sure don't fight like anyone like that, so I will follow those rules. But, there is one more thing." Genki agreed.

"Huh? What is it?" Ash asked.

"What in the whole world is a Pokemon?" Genki asked unknowingly. Ash's whole group began bursting into laughter, absolutely everyone there, with poor Pikachu slipping right off of Ash's shoulder, hitting the dirt floor hard, rolling back in forth, either in pain or in laughter, it was very hard to tell.

"You have them!" Ash blurted out while wheezing.

". . ." For a few seconds, Genki stood silent, contemplating what he meant. "Do you mean my Monsters?" He finally said.

"Uhh. . . Yeah. . . Right. . ." Ash just agreed, not really knowing what he was agreeing to, but somewhat offended at calling a pokemon a monster.

"Okay then! I agree to your terms Mr. Master Trainer!" Genki re-agreed. "But. . ."

"What now? Do you want to know what a Poke-ball is too? Or maybe what a Poke-trainer is?" Ash said trying not to laugh.

"Uh. . . No, my question was, who is going to be the announcer?" Genki asked. " I mean if were gonna have some kind of friendly contest with rules and all that stuff, shouldn't there be some kind of announcer?"

"I will!" Holly answered immediately before Ash's gang could even contemplate the question. "I always wanted to be an announcer!"

"I guess so. " Ash decided, figuring it wouldn't be too much different then a tournament battle.

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AN: Hope you enjoyed this story! Sorry I took so long to get this down. I really hoped u enjoyed this because it's gonna be a while till the next one pops his ugly head out. Cya!