"What!?" Annabeth looked shocked. "Chiron sent us to to exterminate these monsters. Now you're saying that you won't fight them?"
"That's exactly what i'm saying." Percy remained out of the way. "I'm getting the feeling that these monsters are not what we were led to believe." "Percy… c'mon, you gotta!" Grover started to sweat. "If you don't obey Chiron, you could get kicked out of camp!"
"Are you saying that a place in camp is worth innocent lives?"
"Welp." Sans looked mildly surprised. "That guy is a-" "SANS. DON'T. YOU. DARE."
"Skele-ton better than I thought." The next sound was the sound of a teakettle fuming, along with "NNNNNYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH I'VE HAD IT! STOP THE PUNS!"
"That wouldn't be very humerus." "SANS!" "Aw, c'mon, don't you have the backbone to listen to these puns?"
"THAT'S IT! YOU TAKE CARE OF THESE HUMANS YOURSELF!" And with that, Papyrus stomped off, the loud sound of his boots echoing in the distance.
"So now it's just the two of you." Sans said. "Whoa, whoa, whoa." Percy backed up. "I said i'm not participating in this fight."
Sans teleported away. Two seconds later, he was back, holding Annabeth in a blue aurora. Leo came down, flaming. "NO ONE captures my friends." Suddenly, Leo was in an aurora as well. "Hey! Put me down!" "What to do with you..?" Sans mocked.
"How about putting us down?"
"How about sending you down to hell?"
Then a dragon swooped by to grab Sans. Sans ducked and summoned a skull. The skull opened it's jaw, and a large blast of light fired at Festus, tearing off his leg. "Okay," Leo growled. "First you capture Annabeth. Then you capture me. Then you tear off my dragon's leg. I've had it." He was flaming again. "You want us burning in hell? Here is just fine."
