- caligulasAquarium [CA] has begun trolling ectoBiologist [EB] -

CA: jhn is this a point in time wwhere you actually answwer me?
ectoBiologist has blocked caligulasAquarium at ?:?
CA: god damn it
CA: jhn answwer me god damn it!
ectoBiologist has blocked caligulasAquarium at ?:?
CA: jhn are you fuckin kidding me
EB: why won't you just leave me alone, you are just as annoying as that guy with the gray text
CA: you mean kar
CA: yes he is really annoyin but you should be honored to get my attention
EB: is it because you are "royalty" as you stated previously? i'm not buying it, why don't you trolls just leave us alone!
CA: hey its not our fault that you dont belivve us, but please just listen. you are about to play the game are you not?
EB: how did you know? and whats it to you?
CA: wwell you see i played this game before and think i could help you become better than the rest of the humans
EB: why would i want that?
CA: wwell jhn you see if you get better than them you wwill get the spot of leader
CA: ok that is a bit of a lie as it wwas kar who became our leader
CA: but my point is i can make you great
EB: ok, sure i'll bite. but only so i can help my friends out later
CA: that is the best i can ask for but you must knoww that you cant only be selfless
EB: wwell, where do we start?
EB: *well
CA: im going to be silent on your end for a wwhile you can expect me to contact you again later
EB: wait!
- caligulasAquarium [CA] has ceased trolling ectoBiologist [EB] -

Eridan for the first time since trying to talk to this human smiled, things were finally looking up for him. He found that talking to the blue human or John, was fun. he found John adorable and how he seemed to be influenced by Eridans quirk didn't help that. but he didn't pity him. not at all. he barely knew the guy.

Eridan was about to contact John again when he heard a voice. "so eeeeeeeeridan, it looks like you have taken an interest in the John human" that would be vriska, "wwhat do you wwant vvris?" "well, you see I have my sight one a certain human and I just wanted to tell you to" she pauses for dramatic effect "fuck off and let me take care of the john human, ok ::::)" you can most definitely hear the smile face. and it isn't friendly "vvris, how about you talk to jhn, and I do as well. ok?" vriska didn't seem happy with it, but Eridan had decided that he would not give up this interesting human. "fiiiiiiiine, 8ut if I hear that you tried to get rid of me, I'll snatch him right out of your hands"
Eridan gives a grunt of understanding and Vriska goes away, not wanting to be to much around Eridan for too long of a time.

it's off to talk to John, eridan decided

- caligulasAquarium [CA] has begun trolling ectoBiologist [EB] -

CA: Jhn i see you havve gotten into the game
EB: you mean this place where my house has been transported to?
EB: that was normal?
CA: wwell my land wwasnt as bleak looking at this one wwell it wwas bleak but not that bleak
CA: wwhat i wwas trying to say is that this was supposed to happen
EB: oh
EB: do these lands have names?
CA: wwell i don't knoww wwhat yours is called but i wwas positioned in 'the land of wwrath and angels"
EB: that sounds... like it was not a happy fun place
CA: yes but enough about that wwhat im going to tell you might be odd but you havve to talk to the purple text and make her build more shit on your house
EB: purple text?
EB: oh you mean rose? yes i would do that if she wasn't missing in action
CA: wwell wwhile wwe wwait, wwhy wwont you ask me some questions
EB: so many 'w' it's hard to read, wwhy do you type like that anyway?
EB: *why
CA: its my quirk all trolls have one
EB: why?
CA: wwell it is somethin wwe trolls do wwithout it wwe are nothing
EB: you know, i'm starting to believe this whole "you are aliens thing"
CA: wwell duh
EB: now i have to go there are some black things coming
EB: wait... not like that. like pitch black in colour
CA: wwhat
CA: is this some joke i dont get

- ectoBiologist [EB] has ceased pestering caligulasAquarium [CA] -

Eridan is now sitting on front of the computer watching the human beat up some imps, utterly confused


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Hi, now just a few quick words, this is not an EriJohn matesprit fick, they will be moirails. That is all.