Disclaimer: This is the last time. I don't own Inuyasha.
AN: I myself have no idea where this story is going, so let's just hope wherever it's going, it's going to get there interestingly, and quickly. sigh I have a real problem of getting to the point.
CHAPTER 2: FOOD MATTERS
"What's for dinner?"
"I believe it's something tasty that Kagome's most esteemed mother made." Miroku happily took the chance to leer at Sango and got a slap to the face.
"That's if Inuyasha didn't already finish it all off, you mean," grumbled Shippo.
"HEY! Come here, you rude, ungrateful –"
"INUYASHA! Don't pick on Shippo!" Kagome yelled. "And Shippo, don't provoke him. Or I won't save you next time."
"Yes you will. Bet you those chips in your bag that you will." Inuyasha said, and gave the air a satisfied sniff. "Those chips are already mine."
"Oh really?" Kagome got the said chips out of her bag.
"And what if I do this? Miroku, Sango, Shippo! Do you guys want to share these?"
"Yes please!" Miroku yelled, and was first to open the bag.
"Yum… there are some that are whole, too! You must have kept them at the top of the bag so they didn't get crushed." Sango said.
"Aw poor little Inu, he didn't get any…" Shippo said, and gave Inuyasha a bright smile.
"Here it comes..." Kagome shook her head.
Inuyasha gave a growl, bared his teeth and set off to bash Shippo up.
"Maybe you shouldn't have said you wouldn't interfere. Shippo's going to be one unhappy kid after this…" Sango thoughtfully stared at the two forms running around, one screaming for Kagome and the other yelling death curses.
"I don't know… I guess he has to learn sometime that he can't just provoke Inuyasha all the time." Kagome stood beside Sango, as Miroku finished off the last of the bag.
Miroku joined them and cleared his throat. "However true that may be, Kagome, I still believe that Inuyasha must also learn that he can't jump at Shippo's throat every time."
"You're right." Kagome gave a sad sigh. "Inuyasha, SIT!"
A familiar crash could be heard for a mile around as the ground suddenly came up to meet Inuyasha.
Shippo gave an evil cackle and bounded back to the adults.
Inuyasha painstakingly got off the ground. "Gah. The next bag is mine. Remember that, Kagome."
"Whatever, Inuyasha. Just get some firewood for tonight." Kagome gave a disdainful sniff and turned away.
"Feh. Humans."
Sango tried to suppress her smile at the cuteness of the whole quarrel, and failed.
AN: I tried to make this chapter funny. I hope it was. fingers crossed My chapters are really short. I just noticed that. Sorry guys, I will TRY to get them into a decent size. And if I don't, there's always the next fanfic…
