Bebe sat on the couch half asleep. Ike was hunched over with a Nintendo on the other side of the couch, munching on Sheila's famous pizza bagels.

"Is Kenny bringing GTA5?" Ike asked with his mouthful

"Yeah" Bebe yawned "He's timing his entry so your parents don't see him come inside"

"I cant believe my parents are so uptight about Kenny" Ike sighed

"They're better than mine" Bebe laughed "Mine would have an epileptic fit if I ate bread or chocolate"

"I would get it if you followed Col Niddre" Ike agreed

"Pardon" Bebe blinked, feeling very un-Jewish

"Fasting" Ike answered shortly

Bebe nodded in a barely amused expression and went back to focusing on sleeping the hours away when the bell rang. Ike and Bebe jumped up from the seats with excitement and anticipated the door opening.

"Daddy's home!" Kenny bellowed into the living room, sauntering in, giving Bebe a smooch on the lips and giving Ike the prized game Ike had practically been salivating over all week.

"So" Kenny grinned, flipping open his phone, "Who wants pizza-"

Kyle walked inside just as Kenny began to dial Dominos on speed dial.

"Hey, Kyle!" Ike greeted Kyle

"Don't kick the baby!" Kyle proceeded to kick Ike in the shin to which Ike grimaced in reply

"I really, really do not seethe point in that anymore" Ike deadpanned

Bebe tittered, moving for the kitchen. Ike Started to put GTA 5 into the PlayStation, Kenny started dialing the number and moved into the kitchen so he could hear.

"Hey Bebe" Kyle held Bebe's hand, "My mom's so grateful for your help"

"Trust me, if she wasn't paying me this wouldn't be happening" Bebe giggled

"Oh, Bebe" started, "You wouldn't happen to know anything about a dent at the front of my car?"

"Please" Bebe laughed nervously. She knew Kenny took that thing for a spin every time he could, Kyle would murder him if he found out. "I know more about the car's petrol type than the car's physical shape"

"Well" Kyle shrugged, "I just suspect someone dented it"

"It's his surrogate baby brother" Ike chimed in, "a stand in for the who's the baby!"

Bebe and Kyle chuckled softly to themselves.

"Kyle!" Kenny shouted from the back, "where's the pizza sheet!"

"At the back!" Kyle screamed a reply

"Oh, shoot, I was looking at it before!" Bebe lept into the kitchen, brandishing the pamphlet from her pocket

"Thanks, love" Kenny winked, glanced at the thing, "Three cheese pizzas"

"One without sausage!" Ike shouted from the other room, "and more cheese!"

"and one more with extra cheese, no sausage" Kenny wrinkled his nose at the idea of an extra greasy pizza. Once they hung up, Kenny smiled at Bebe.

"Babe, do you know anything about the dent in Kyle's car?" Bebe asked softly

Kenny's face went white as he tried to regain his composure. Bebe glared accusatorily. "Kenny!"

"No" Kenny grinned, glaring at Bebe to shut up

They paused briefly. The muffled sounds of the video game in the other room was on, and making angry police chase noises and a shower upstairs told them Kyle was taking a shower.

"Babe" Kenny smiled, "You have less to worry about. Just worry about those tits not sagging to your feet"

"Kenny" Bebe stared "I thought I told you not to talk about my tits"

At that perfect moment, someone on the game made a wet noise and erupted in laughter wave those tits, girl!

"I also don't know if the game was a good idea" Bebe added

"It was!" Kenny snapped, "Ike would probably tell me off to his mom and I would get my shmeckle wripped off!"

"You openly admitted you have a small penis" Bebe blinked

"Doesn't it just mean penis?" Kenny asked

"Small" Bebe made an elaborate inch long size with her thumb and index finger, "micro-penis"

"Dick" Kenny corrected himself and folded his arms in defiance.

"God" Bebe cringed

Then it started. Something that sounded like someone being death kicked to the floor and a scream.

"AAAAHHHH!" Ike's strangled scream came from across the hall

"Ike!" Bebe and Kenny spluttered and ran from the kitchen and into the room where all the commotion was happening

"HELP!" Ike was struggling against someone who had him in a chokehold, not being affected by Ike's flailing arms and legs

"MOMM!" Ike wailed uselessly

"What's happening" the shower turned off and rapid footsteps upstairs

"Let go of him!" Bebe walked up to the giant. "Or I will call the cops"

"The cops?" the man laughed loudly, "They wouldn't believe you!"

the eight foot tall man slowly lifted Ike by the back of his shirt, dangling him from the floor, "Someone's vehicle vandalized my worker"

"I think you have it wrong, pal" Kenny pointed at the grey large man, "Cars get vandalized" with that , Kenny took out a lighter and a cigarette and made a show to show he didn't care, began smoking

"Someone in this house" the man bellowed, "ran over my poor WORKER! And when that happens, they start to emit magic powers NOBODY SHOULD BE RECEIVING BUT ME!"

Bebe slowly turned around to glare hotly at Kenny who squirmed in his spot.

"You ran over cattle" Bebe snarled, "What the hell?"

"And when you run over my-" the man blinked and stared, "Do you know who I AM!?"

Kenny and Bebe stared blankly

"Mr Garrison's grandfather?" Ike's muffled voice came, "He molests children, AND IM GONNA GET MOL-"

"IIIIIIKE!" Kyle came flying down the stairs in his underwear, and went full force into the man's stomach and bounced comically right off into a heavy thud on the floor.

"Nice batman underwear" Kenny muttered,

"My name is Santa!" he screeched, so visibly irritated that nobody recognized him, "And when you hurt my animals, I will take your animals!"

With that, he turned and bolted down the road.

"Get back here you fat fuck!" Kyle leapt right back up, nosebleed in full effect, "Get back here right now!"

Kenny, Kyle and Bebe started running after the fat man as he glided away, they passed the red car.

"Wait get in the car!" Kyle ordered everyone, bounding to the drivers seat, just as Santa started boarding the sleigh. The group piled into the car, Bebe literally leapt into the backseat, without time to close the door just as Kyle floored the Ferrari down the road. The car rumbled far more ferociously than ever before, s scent similar to jet fuel started to fill the car as Kyle cranked the accelerator, teeth gritted and fire in his eyes.

"We can't fly!" Bebe screeched at the madman at the wheel, "Slow down!"

and due to a giant plothole in the story that I don't plan to explain, the car quite literally lifted off the ground, chasing the sled into the depths of the galaxy.