The Match 5
The bank robbery was super mediocre, at least on the Avenger scale.
Spider-Man classified this as a 8 out of 10 on the other hand. Being new to the avengers, and still being new as a hero in the first place, he did tend to act like everything was a code red.
When the two masked crusaders arrived at the bank, they were greeted by the police, who gave them the run down.
3 armed robbers had walked into the bank, wearing animal masks. As far as the police knew, they had 4 hostages and were demanding that they be allowed to walk out of the bank, no shots fired, and drive to Mexico, otherwise they would shoot the hostages and kidnap more.
The police currently had all their attention and the plan was to have the avengers swoop down behind them, knock them out, and allow the police to arrest them.
(Spider-Man was the only avenger required to be there, as it was a pretty simple objective, and with his reflexes, it should be no problem. 3 other avengers, including Deadpool, were on standby, ready to assist)
Deadpool coughed loudly and let the policeman know, that he was perfectly capable of of "assisting" Spider-Man.
They both went to the back of the bank and crawled to opposite ends of the main room, behind the robbers. Spider-Man climbed up the wall to the sky light to attack the apparent leader of the crime.
"Get to the fucking ground bitch!"
A robber with the pig mask threw a hostage to the floor, ripping out some of her dark red hair.
It was clear, while most of the hostages had done exactly has the robbers had said, this one woman had put up a fight. Most likely why she was away from the others.
Spider-Man looked down to Deadpool, who seemed equally shocked at their aggressiveness.
The Pig mask pointed the gun to her face, tired of her resistance.
"Now," he said slowly, "one more move, and we'll get a quick lesson on what your brains look like on the floor."
She stopped, and glanced up at Spider-Man, who was finally able to put a name to the face. They had sent in Natasha, maybe just to make sure that they did it right, or it did just so happen that she was at the bank and was now being shoved around by bank robbers in animal masks.
The idea is as ridiculous as it sounds.
Spider-Man nodded in Deadpool's direction, letting her know that he wasn't alone. She glanced to him, then back at the robber. Everyone, except pig mask, knew what was about to happen.
Almost magically, Natasha kicked out her left leg into the knee of the gunman. He yelled out in shock, misfiring in Spiders direction, and started to go down. The bullet ricocheted off the wall behind Spidey and landed on his left shoulder. He felt nothing, and it was practically nothing there. The other robbers, a horse and a giraffe mask, lifted their guns to shoot Natasha. Deadpool responded by tackling the giraffe, and Spider-Man jumping on the horse. They were out instantly.
The pig, on the other hand, was being lifted into the air by Natasha, and then punched once in the face, going out cold.
Deadpool went over to the hostages to help some up, while Spider-Man shoot the robbers together with webs, as one was already waking up.
Natasha on the other hand, stood there, and surveyed the area. What she was looking for wasn't all to obvious.
Spider-Man finished tying them up, and tried to see what she was looking for.
Deadpool finished helping to hostages and climbed back up on ceiling, and was dangling from his knees.
"There were 5 bank robbers, 2 must have gotten away," Natasha turned to look at the spider, and saw Deadpool up near the skylight. "Would you get down from there?"
Wade made a noise, and dropped down in his pink tutu and heels, resulting in both heels shattering.
He then put both hands up to his face in a faux surprised moment.
He bent over and picked up a strap, that still had a very sharp shard on the end. But he thing was, when he pulled on the strap, it was pulled out of his actual heel as well.
With blood and what was left of the hot pink pumps on the floor, this had to be the weirdest day of Spider-Mans life. He wasn't to sure about Deadpool though.
"Maybe they took off their masks and hide with the hostages before we got here, knowing that they would be caught" Spider-Man had turned to Natasha, trying to make this a little less wired, as he suddenly realized how strange the pair must have looked to her.
"Sure," Natasha had a hard time with new recruits, but her time with Banner helped her be a little more patient when out of character, "you'll need to check the security cameras and hope the quality is good, but maybe check the hostages before they all leave?"
"Right" Spider-Man was glad she wasn't to keen on what they were wearing.
a few seconds later
Spider-Man and Deadpool were looking over the crowd. Deadpool walked down the stairs to talk to an officer, trying in every way possible to impress the spider. Spider-Man wasn't even looking at Deadpool though, he was sitting on the satire railing, searching for someone who was trying to hard to blend in. But their was no one. Either they knew how to act, or they ran off soon enough to not get caught.
Deadpool suddenly appeared next to the spider, explaining what had he and the officer talked about.
They had apparently let all the victims go, but not after getting their names and their numbers down. They didn't try to verify the numbers or names though, thinking that there were only victims in the crowd.
"How many numbers are there?" Spidey wanted this case to be over already.
"34 cell phones, and 2 addresses out in the country"
"Do we have to go though every one!?"
"Yes," Natasha popped up beside them, also tired, these newbies could be soo annoying.
"We need them to be brought to justice," Natasha said, and looking over to Deadpool, she added, "alive"
"Wow, you really think that this spider could kill?" The merc always found a way to joke.
Parker couldn't help it, he fell off the railing laughing.
Natasha and Deadpool stared.
"Maybe you two should take it easy tonight, I get how this might have been a stressful day for you" she understood crying from stress, but not this.
Spider-Man laughed even more, almost rolling down the stairs, before Deadpool picked him up and saw a small hole in his shoulder. He nodded Natasha over who then saw the problem. A sudden ripple moved underneath the area around the hole, making Spider-Man laugh even more violently.
"Let's take him to a tower, something's very wrong"
Deadpool slowly nodded in agreement, and started to carry Parker, as he laughed even more, to Natasha's car.
Hey guys, sorry it's been awhile, I lost my phone at a different school while at a track meet, later found it on the bus. Hope you are enjoying this story, and I'm still accepting ideas for the name of the waitress the previous chapter. Not even one person has commented...I'll set up a poll to see if you guys want her to come back in later chapters
