6#: Skench's Turn
Hey skins! Been a long time since I updated!
…And that's pretty much all I can think of (next to the fact I'd like to thank you all for not suing me after that three days grace crack in the last chapter)
Now for this chapter! Enjoy!
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From the darkness of the scenery, a great horned owl emerged as it came and flew upwards onto the tree's branch.
"This is perpetually odd I must say" Said Skench as the poor owl had no idea what was in store for her.
Just like the five other owls whose luck was less guaranteed than their tempers being held under control.
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"What? Who said that? Show yourself he who seems to compliment me by calling me a star" Skench asked.
Skench
She's the Ablah general of St. Aegolius Acadamy for MAMA LUIGI.
"Excuse me? But are you yoicks? You mean Orphaned owls! What possessed you to say that anyhow?" Skench asked.
Seconds passed before Skench saw that the KYS guy did not pay attention to her.
Skench
Introduced Britney Spears To Kevin Federline.
"What are you talking about? Who are those people you keep associating me with? Hagsmire, who are you?" Skench asked.
Skench did not receive an answer after three or more seconds.
"ANSWER ME YOU DISTRAUGHT VOICE!" Yelled Skench.
Skench
Invented moon blinking…
IN AMERICA!
"Now that's just deceitful! Even if I did invent it, The place would be called The St. Aegolius Canyons, not some daft imaginary land with an uncreative name!" Skench replied.
"Now then, with that being said, please sincerely and kindly with all appreciation needed answer me this simple question:
WHO THE SPRINK ARE YOU!?" Yelled Skench.
Still no answer.
Skench sighed as she became unaware the KYS guy went on.
Skench
She ate Mickey Mouse.
From that moment she heard it, Skench's cheeks began to puff up.
From his normal appearance, one could conclude Skench was perhaps about to vomit, yet instead does something else.
"…
…pfffffffFTTT! HA HA HA HA HA! Hee hee, HOOOT! That's a good one! Ha ha ha-"
Skench was laughing undeniably hard.
Enough to have her rolling around on the floor, tears streaming from her face as she failed to control himself.
No wait! Why are you laughing?
"HAHA! Hee, I haven't laughed (sniff) this hard since Nurse (sniff) Finny yelled like Goofy when she accidentally (sniff, giggle) fell of one of the canyons!" Skench bellowed and resumed laughing.
No! please don't! You're not supposed to laugh! If my boss sees you, he'll-
Yet for some unknown reason, the KYS guy was no longer heard.
Meanwhile, Sknech easily resumed laughing for fifteen more seconds, until she was out of air.
"Hee, hee…ho, ha! Hee… Um, hello! Anyone there? Helloooooo?" Skench hooted while looking around.
"Glaux! I'm all alone!" Said Skench.
In spite of it sounding as though she thought it to be a bad thing, Skench did something hard to believe:
she took one of the horns from her head, bewilderingly unfolded it as though it was a rolled up magazine.
Which revealed that it actually was a magazine titled "Playbird" with Kludd on the cover of it looking completely-
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WHOA! I think that was enough for today!
Otherwise I'd have to change the rating to M!
And in case you're all wondering, I had to fire the KYS
Guy. Sorry, buy he wasn't doing such a good job!
Don't worry though! In a few weeks, I hire a new one, and
Thing will be back to the way they were! Thanks for reading!