7#: Spoorn's Turn

Once again, I'm sorry for the length of time I took without updates.

Been busy!

Hopefully this chapter will make up for it!

And yes, that was a reference I used from Yu-gi-oh in the last chapter. (I go on you tube a lot and see MORE than just abridged series, if you know what I mean! (In the non-perverted sense!))

Anyway, here's the story!

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As always, there came into appearance a western screech owl (who if you knew how he looked like, resembled quite coincidentally Spock from Star Trek) who stood on the ground.

"I don't remember quite exactly how I ended up here!" Spoorn told himself while he flew onto the branch of the same tree.

Suspense was the last thing on his mind when the (new) KYS guy began:

Know Your stars

Know your stars

Know your stars

Know your stars

Know your stars

Know your stars

"Am I hearing things?" Spoorn asked, while looking around.

Spoorn

He shot John F. Kennedy

"Huh? No I didn't! I swear, I'll admit I killed an owl once, but never one with a vague name as that!" Spoorn said.

Yet it remained silent

"Hello! Where am I? In a dream?" Spoorn asked, unable to calm his nerves.

Spoorn

Thinks two plus two equals OVER 9000!!

"What? Please! I do not! We all understand it's four. now please! For the sake of Glaux! Tell me who are you!?" Spoorn asked, nearly going crazy.

No reply.

For an almost obvious reason, Spoorn began shaking.

Spoorn

He likes piña coladas and getting caught in the rain.

"WHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS STUFF?!" Spoorn asked, extremely anxious.

IN AMERICA!

"WHAT?!" Spoorn asked even more desperately than he thought.

No reply as of that moment.

As of that moment, Spoorn felt as though he was tied to a chair like Alex Delarge from a Clockwork Orange, constantly being tortured.

"No. No! NO! Stop it! Stop it, please! I beg you! This is sin! This is sin! This is sin! It's a sin, it's a sin, it's a sin!" Yelled Spoorn, crying at one second.

Spoorn

Added the "r" to his name when he realized his parents gave him a worse name than the parents of that orange Disney bear with the red shirt.

"You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me that all this owl slavery and killing is wrong, wrong, and terribly wrong. I've learned my lesson, sir. I've seen now what I've never seen before. I'm cured! Praise Glaux!" Yelled Spoorn.

Somehow, he had gone completely out of control.

Now you know

Spoon

"I'm in my happy place, happy place, happy place…" Said Spoorn silently rocking backk and forth, throughout twenty minutes.

At least until two great grays came to the scene and took him away.

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Once again I am done.

Forgive me, but Clockwork Orange is one of my favorite movies, and YES, I did parody some dialogue from it.

Ya'll should go see it when you have the chance (trust me, it's more than it starts out to be!)

And thanks for reading as well!