7#: Jatt and Jutt's Turn
Hello there!
Don't know what to say, except forgive me for delaying once more!
Oh, and one more thing! Since I did this for the last fourth chapter (and this is the fourth one after that), here are the people I'd like to thank for reviewing:
Shadow Sora94, Inglantine, Insane Rice Of The Cosmos, The Awesomeness of Moosey, Ezyl's Girl, and of course, Wise Crack Idiots.
Now, on with the show!
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"Peculiar, quite peculiar" Said Jatt looking around.
"What makes you say that besides the fact we're in an empty room with oddly visible light?" Jutt asked.
Jatt knew what to reply to that.
Yet as soon as he spotted a tree branch, he asked back "Yo, Jutt, don't you think it'd be easier if we could perch on something first?"
From realizing there was a tree next to them, Jutt nodded his head in agreement and they both flew onto the branch.
"Not bad I say" Said Jatt.
"I do believe you are right, Jatt" Replied Jutt.
Of course, Jatt would have replied back, had it not been for you know who coming in at you know when:
Kkkkknnnnnooooowwwww yyyyyooooouuuuurrrrr ssssstttttaaaaarrrrrsssss
"What? Who said that?" asked Jatt, looking throughout his surroundings.
"Meh, beats me. As long as it's not making any racist jokes!" Jutt replied for no reason.
Jatt gazed at Jutt bewilderingly.
"Okay, I guess we'll go with that for now" Said Jatt.
Jatt and Jutt
Skipped GYM class during eight grade
"Huh? What did he say?" Jatt asked.
"I think he said something we did to some sort of JIM fellow" Jutt replied.
"Pardon? I don't think whoever this peculiar voice is is saying the truth, do you?" Jatt asked.
"Nope, we must affirm ourselves at once in that case!" Jutt replied.
"You are frightfully correct" Jatt replied.
With that said, Jatt and Jutt turned their heads to face the most upwards possible, and tried to speak.
"Um, excuses me sir, but could you by any chance mind telling me who you are, and what are your intentions to talk of us in a deceitful manner?" Jatt asked.
No reply was given after four seconds.
"Hello, did you hear him right?" Jutt asked.
Jatt and Jutt
Their hobbies are killing baby seals and pouring sulfuric acid on koalas.
"EXCUSE ME!?" Jatt and Jutt exclaimed simultaneously.
"That, my friend, is most definitely not what we do!" Jatt yelled.
"I mean, I'll admit we're a bit cannibalistic sometimes, but that what you're saying is incoherent and just loony!" Jutt screamed as well.
No reply after five seconds.
"Can you hear us you outrageous nag!?" Jatt yelled.
Still, no reply.
"What kind of coward is this fellow? Saying such things about us!" Jatt said.
"And I'd never!" Jutt replied.
Jatt and Jutt.
Like to eat hickory smoked, horse butt holes…
At that second, Jatt and Jutt's eyes widened to an unpredictable length.
"HICKORY WHAT?!?" Jatt exclaimed.
"SMOCKED WHAT?!?" Jutt exclaimed too.
…from a cup!
Jatt and Jutt would have become extremely angry as of that moment.
Until they became aware of something on their own from their curious faces they pulled.
"You know what, Jatt, maybe it be better if we just ignore this inbred" Jutt said.
"You are correct! I mean, come on! It's not like he's too strong to do anything if we call him a…WUSS!" Jatt said, giggling.
"Exactly! Although he already was a wuss, and judging by the statistics on how he'll turn out in his own career, he shall remain one!" Jutt replied.
"Yeah! I mean, one could easily infer that his brain level perhaps never even surpassed that of a comatose llama with Down syndrome, it's readily-"
Jatt and Jutt
They're selling chocolate.
A pause for about two seconds filled the area.
"PFF! How's that supposed to sound offensive?" Jatt chorltled.
"Yeah! It's no like if-"
But Jutt was unable to continue as he was interrupted by what looked like an odd cartoon fish below them.
"Chocolate? Did you say chocolate?" The fish asked.
Jatt and Jutt looked below them, but could not speak as they were interrupted once more by the KYS guy.
Yes sir! With or without nuts.
"Huh? Why doesn't this guy ever take a break?" Jutt asked.
Jatt could not reply however, as he would have been interrupted.
"Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE?!?! CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!"
Jatt and Jutt really did feel surprised from what the fish was saying.
"Oh well, at least he cant reach us from up here" Jatt said.
"Yeah, I mean, I'm acceptable with a fish out of water, but what? Does he have jetpacks?" Jutt asked.
Two seconds later, other than yelling chocolate every half second, the fish also pulled a string in his back, revealing two jet propelled wings beginning to charge up.
Correction, NOW Jatt and Jutt REALLY did feel surprised from what the fish was saying.
"Could we presume the author's creativity kicked the bucket?" Jatt asked.
"Unless we fly the hagsmire out of here, I think we'll kick the bucket!" Jutt replied.
With saying that, Jutt flew off.
"Indeed" Jatt said, as he also flew off.
"COCOLATE!!!" Yelled the fish, as he followed them.
Now you know
Jatt and Jutt
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Well, I guess there's not much to say.
I mean, I guess I only wanted to make it of book one.
Plus, I've been busy lately, so I don't think I'll
Be able to obtain anymore creativity for another chapter.
Sorry!
Still, thanks to all of you who have liked and reviewed my story
I very much appreciate you all.
I hope you all had a good time!
-DP