AN: I am just soo excited about this I postd the 2th chapter w/o revews1 Lolz1
So the next morning I, Beatrice Beauty, woke up in my bed. And then I put on my pink bunny slippers and a purple fuzzy robe and went downstares. My mom was cooking breakfast, mom always cooks because she one of those housewives and she always is in an apron and doing work because dad said that's what she's good at. I put on a pear of acid washed green skinny jeans that made my butt look good and a pink tanktop with little kitties on it, and then I put on my favorite orange leather jacket with a red monkey (from the 1th chapter). I put on 5 inch black leather books that went up to my ankles and I put pink streaks in my black hair.
"Honey, I saw you talking to that Edward Cullen kid, do you like him?" She screamed
"No! I mean, he's in love with his sister and they have that sixteen year old together, so why bother?" I asked.
Well, incest is illegal and so maybe you can call the polise and then date him she said.
"Sorry mom." I said. "I don't want to be mean to Edmund because then he'll never like me! But he's like, a tot sexbomb!"
That day mom took me to school, we had to walk cause mom can't drive cars. I saw Edward and Bella again.
"Hi Beauty," Edward said.
"Hi." I said.
"So, there permering Gisney's Cinderella tonite at the theatre and I thought-"
"Uhhuh?"
"Maybes you could babysit Renesmee?"
I groaned