AN: Okay, heres the 3th Chapter! PLEEEZ let me kno if its gud cas I relly want revews!

So I was prepping for babysitting Renesmee and Edward and his wife/sister. You may not know it yet but I wear makeup. So yesterday I wore red lipstick, purple eyeliner and TONS of mascara. Today I had on pink lipstick, blue eye shadow, black eyeliner and TONSTONSTONS of Macarena. So I touched up my makeup a lot and made it really pretty. And I thought maybe Edward might like me if I dressed like a woman worthy of his endearing affections. So I wore a designer's miniskirt with jet gemstones stitched to the hems. And then I wore a green tubetop with a big keyhole on the back to it looked like I was wearing some sort of breastplate. Prepping for the arborous battle of babysitting a teenager.

Ellinor and his wifester (Get it? Wife/Sister?) came with Renesmee, Rensemme is hot. She has brown hair and amber eyes and this really pretty face that looks like it was photo shopped or something. And she was wearing a purple vest and a blue denim skirt and a white stringy thing.

"Hi Eddie!" I said.

"Hi Beauty, we'll pick her up tomorrow after the movie. Is that okay? We'll give you 600 dolls."

"THANK YOU!" I said, because I was trying tobe nice and I need money.

Rensemee sat on the couch and looked all sad.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"Well, I'm sad," She said. "My parents got into a fight last night."

"What did they fight about?"

"My dad... wants to date you."

I swooned.