omg I Hate! my lap top: I had almost finished this shit 3 different times and my laptop did some stupid shit and erased it all 3 times. The only reason I keep trying was EmiSempai thank you man u like motivated me. Im kinda mean to Butters in this ch and Wendy bashing lol i kind of hate her.

Today has been weird.

It all started when I woke up this morning. I was in a unusually deep sleep. I never sleep that well, So I was enjoying myself when my pillow started moving. I really didn't want to get up though so I just held on tighter to make it stop.

It worked for a while, but it started again. "OMG ERIC GET OFF I NEED TO PEE!

I lifted my head up and saw a cute little blond with watery blue eyes. "Kenny dude you ok you look like your about to cry."

"No I need to get up Iv been trying to wake you up for like a hour"

At the time I didn't realize what was stopping him so I looked down. I had been using his stomach as a pillow. My arms were wrapped around his waste and I was laying between is legs.

"oh..."

"yah oh now let me up"

I lifted my self up so he could escape. He shot up and ran to the bathroom.

I couldn't believe we got so close and I was so relaxed. That's one of the many reasons why I love him. I can be my self around him.

I look at the clock its around 4:00am we don't have to get up for a few more hours. School don't start till 8:00. I would just skip school but Stan and Kyle said they had something to tell us. I honestly I don't care what they have to say I would much rather stay in bed all day with my little blond.

AHHHHHHHHH! *crash*

"KENNY!"

I got up and ran to the bathroom. Thankfully the lock on the door broke along time ago when my mom passed out and hit her head in there. I had to break it to get to her.

I ripped the door open and saw Kenny (fully clothed) in the bath tub with the shower running.

"OMG...YOUR FUCKING CAT TRIED TO KILL ME" yelled a pissed Kenny

I turned and saw Mr. Kitty siting in the sink.

"ha-ha...ha-ha...AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

"...You fucking fat ass" said Kenny as he went to stand up but he slipped on the wet floor "ow"

I stopped laughing and turned off the water. I grabbed a clean towel and picked Kenny up out off the tub. I sat him on the edge of the sink and went to find him some dry cloths. All I could find that wouldn't just fall off him was a shirt that was to small for me, but it would probably still be to big for him. He's going to complain but I certainty wont.

I walk back to the bathroom to see Kenny pouting and glaring at Mr. Kitty. I told him the clothing situation. He didn't seem to upset. I went back to the bed and waited for him to come back.

When Kenny finally did get back he was pulling the bottom of my shirt down (it only went down to his upper thighs) and it hung off one shoulder. "dude couldn't you find me some pants." he asked me.

"nope" I smirked

"you pervert"

Kenny looked amazing in my shirt I just wanted to push him down on my bed strip him of my shirt and show him how much I really love him.

Kenny crawled back in bed and snuggled up to me. normally I would be so worried I would ruin our friendship and would push him away but I decided to just relax this once and see what happened. I turned to face him and pulled him closer. He stiffened in surprise but looked up at me and smiled his heart warming smile while he melted into my arms. After a while we both fell back to sleep. We needed our rest if we were going to school in a few hours.

I hate school. I hate it with a passion, and with this morrnings drama im exasted. Kennys even worse he's so sleepy he can barly stand. I basicly have to drag him to school. I would love to just go home, but stupied Stan and Kyle said they have something imprtant to tell us.

"Kenny dude watch where your going man" I say as I pulled him out of the path of some chicks.

We finaly find Stan and Kyle in an empty class room lips locked. To be honest im not all that suprized I always knew theyed end up together. I look over to see how Kennys takeing it. He smiles a little I know hes happy for them we both are, but i have a reputation to keep so with a wink to Kenny to let him know im about to be a ass

"Hey you fagots go get a room"

They part and look over at us. Kyles face red with embaresment at being caught "shut the hell up fat ass"

I responded with " relax Kyle im just teasing I always knew you were gay for Stan Kyle"

"Hes right dude you could see this coming for along time" said Kenny

"oh you mean like you and Cartman" chimed in Stan

I shot Stan my famus shut up befor I kill you look.

Stan knew beter than to fuck with me "im just being real. You guys so got a thing for each other...you" he said pointing to Kenny" even live with him" he said pointing to me.

We both look at each other

~time skip~

The day went on mostly normal. Except for the fact every girle in the entire school has gone insane. Stan and Kyle actoly got a lot more suport than I thoght they would.

Most all the girls in the school love it. They even made a fan club called StYle. Since the girls love them so much the guys cant even make fun of them without geting yelled at.

The only person who might cuals them real truble is Wendy Testaburger. She thinks her and Stan are still together but he got over her inmiddle school.

I have never liked Wendy, she thinks shes so much better than everyone else. She has been doing little bitchy things to Kyle since she found out about there relationship. Be fore lunch she had made fake pics of Kyle kissing other dudes.

When they found out they were supper pissed off. By the end of the day Stan was ready to kill Wendy.

It was last block and I desided I had enofe of these fucktards so Iwent to go play with stuff in my locker, its not like I'm going to get in truble.

"ERIC!"

Theres only one person in this school who calles me that. Kenny

"what"

"I need to talk to you dude"

He grabed my hand and pulled me into the boy restroom.

"What crawled up your ass man"

Istead of ansewring me he starts inspecting the bathroom.

"What the hell are you doing Kenny"

"Shut up fat ass"

"Hey! im not fat"

Kenny found butters at the urinals with his pants athis anckles "Butters!"

Kenny has never liked butters I think it cauls when ever something happend to him we replased him with butters. To be honest i dont care for Butters much ether hes way to stupid for me to hang out with and not get pissed off.

"Oh hi Kenny" smilled Butters

"GET THE FUCK OUT!" growled Kenny some times he can be a btch.

Butters stuttered "I cant just stop Kenny but Iwill be done in a second"

"hmm" Replyed Kenny as he prosedes to through Butters out into the hall where he triped over his pants and ran into Mr. Mackey.

Kenny slamed the door shut and locked it. He turnd and said " We have to do something about that litte bitch Wendy"

"what did she do"

" Shes bullying Kyle I found him in the looker roomlast block crying becauls of something she did. I even over hered her taking to her lackys about telling Kyles mom"

It took me a while to understand what all he just said but once i figured it out I was just as pissed as him.

So I thought of a way to make her back off.

I smirked "I have a idea thats just perfict for Wendy but i will need your help Kenny."

" I would love to Eric" Kenny mached my smirk.

We understod each other.

~so that was frustrating lol. and I just realized I didn't explain how the water was turned on so Kenny had hit it while he was falling and it turned on. Still a few more ch to come~