Jauntues- Hi guys!
Stephanie- What the hell have you been doing?! It's been forever since you updated, Fail-Fanfiction-Writer!
BobaAddict- Yeah, where have you been? You update as slow as a snail sliding through syrup.
- I am sure our companion has a logical reason for updating so sluggi-
Stephanie- Shut the fuck up and just get on with the story.
Rigoudon3- Why so mean Stephanie?
Stephanie- Cause this damn story hasn't been updated so I want to know what the hell is going to happen next!
Jauntues- Okay, okay, I'm typing.
Previously On The Adventure of a Lifetime...
It didn't take us long to catch up with Naruto, the duffle bags didn't really hold us up. Justin was the first to stop and stare intensely at the three figures in front of us. I stopped beside her and saw Kankuro holding Konahamaru by his scarf and Temari standing by. April pulled up next to me and was quick to tap on my shoulder.
"Ed. Why is that guy wearing purple make-up and cat ears?"
Edelynn's POV
I shrugged my shoulders at April's question. "Don't know about the make-up or war paint or what ever he calls it. I am just as clueless on the cat ears as you are, I mean, I don't even know how they stick up like that."
Kankuro and Naruto were yelling at each other and Konahamaru was still dangling upside down.
Stephanie leaned over to us. "Hey April. Summon a bucket of water."
"What? Why?"
"Well one of two reasons, I want to see if the make up will come off and I want to see if he goes 'Mew.'"
"Wait 'mew' as in 'little kitten mew' or-"
"No, "mew" like a tuna fish, dumb ass."
I heard Justin stifle a laugh, but a big grin spread across her face.
Kankuro noticed the big grin. "What are you smiling at, runt?"
"Me...I...uh...smile...tuna fish." Justin stammered.
He stared at her, and the expression on his face clearly said 'Is this girl retarded or something?'
(Meanwhile April hesitantly handed Stephanie a bucket of water...) Yeah,this wasn't going to end well.
Annabel's POV
Stephanie took the bucket and chucked the contents at Kankuro when he wasn't looking. I didin't even need to analyze his reaction to see that he was furious. It was pretty obvious that he was going to kill her. He didn't even turn in her direction. He reached behind him for his puppets.
"No, don't! Not that!" Stephanie screamed. She threw the bucket at Kankuro. It bounced off of his head and she turned tail and (for lack of better words) hauled ass.
Justin face palmed and whispered something to Bethany and she nodded. She was holding on to her necklace and about to open her mouth when we heard someone laughing really hard behind Kankuro.
"Kankuro! You look like a wet cat!"
"Temari..." Kankuro muttered angrily through gritted teeth. "You're not helping."
"Why? That was one of the funniest things I've ever ever seen someone do to you! Your make up is all smeared and it makes your face look more ridiculous than before!"
Justin looked surprised. "Temari?" It was Temari's turn to be surprised. "How do you know my name?", she asked suspiciously. Justin stuttered nervously, "U-um..." I quickly cut in, "you're one of the famous Sand Siblings! How could we not know?"
Temari seemed pleased by this, "We're THAT well-known? Even in...I haven't seen that symbol before. Which village are you from?"
"Our village was kind of destroyed...We are all that is left. We just say we are from the Clan of the Wolves. Wolf Clan for short." Justin said, a little shakily.
I have to admit, even with my analysis skills, had I not known this story was entirely made up, I would have easily believed her.
Temari looked a little saddened at the news. "I'm sorry to hear that. Represent your village well i-"
"You're a long way from home." A familiar voice said. I didn't really need to look up to know that this was the part where Sauske throws a rock and it hits Kankuro then, to put it as Stephanie would, shit goes down. But to my surprise, Sauske isn't holding a rock. Kankuro, who was trying to wring out parts of his wet clothing looked up.
(Behind me, Justin was whispering to Bethany, who nodded, then held her hand over her necklace.)
I was trying to figure out what Bethany was muttering, but I gave up and looked back to the scene in front of me. Somehow, Sauske had managed to anger Kankuro and now Kankuro was taking Crow off of his back.
'Well that escalated quickly.' I thought.
"Hey guys, I'm bac- Oh my God! Is duck-butt-hair going to face the fucking creepy puppet?... Where the hell is the popcorn!" Stephanie yelled.
Said duck-butt-hair and puppet master turned to look at Stephanie.
"Kankuro, back off." A rasping voice said.
"Oh dang." Edelynn said.
Justin's POV
I didn't bother looking up in the tree. I already knew who was there. Gaara. While all the ninja standing still wondering how he got there, I was waiting for when Gaara would teleport using his sand. That was always cool to watch. I waited for a few more seconds and sure enough, he did it.
"That was awesome." I muttered.
Gaara turned around as if he heard me. I feigned innocence. He wasn't buying it.
"What? It was cool!" I said. Gaara continued to stare. I rolled my eyes. "Well, it's not everyday I see someone teleport from place to place, by only using chakra and sand, so pardon me if I seen rude."
Gaara still didn't say anything, but he turned to Sauske and fixed his emotionless gaze on him. "What's your name." He demanded. Sauske replied blandly, "Sauske Uchiha. Yours?" "Gaara of the desert," came the apathetic answer.
Gaara and Sauske had a short stare down.
"Fuck y'all," said Stephanie. She walked away. "I'm going to find a hotel."
"Yes," I said, "They must have hotels 'cause they're not countrysideish."
"THAT IS NOT A WORD!" screamed Edelynn, her face resembling an exploding tomato.
I snorted, "Whatever, let's just go find a hotel." I had forgotten my friend's grammar nazi-ness. Ha, she would rage if she could real my thoughts and all the grammar mistakes they contained.
Edelynn waddled like an upset penguin to April's side.
We walked around for what seemed forever just looking for the hotel. All the words on the building was written in Kanji.
"How the hell is everything written in Kanji yet everyone speaks English?!" Stephanie fumed.
I thought for a moment. "English Dub."
Everyone stared at me and I shrugged "What it would make sense?"
Everyone but Stephanie gave me a grudging nod. Stephanie simply walked over and lightly slapped me in the face. I laughed. They were all 'sub' fans. I am a 'dub' fan. What? Can you blame me? I don't like reading while watching something. It's very distracting.
Anyway, after a few more trips around the many different blocks, I asked a nice lady for directions. She smiled and pointed to a building we had suspected to be the hotel, but we only passed it a billion times. I thanked her and gathered the group. We all walked inside the hotel, somewhat exhausted from lugging around our duffle bags and equipment. I looked at the huge book, trying to decide if I should try to copy some of the characters or just BS some lines and dots. Bethany moved me aside.
"Let me do this." She cracked her fingers and took up the pen. She wrote some complicated lines and made what looked like a legit character. The woman at the front desk handed us two keys.
"Okay room 422 and 423." I said. I handed key to room 422 Bethany. "Was that a real character?"
" 'ed the lines to the max." She replied and walked down the hall and up the stairs. I stared at her back in disbelief. I shook. My head and followed her and the others down the hall. Once we finally got to the rooms we spit up. Edelynn, Stephanie, and I were in room 423 and Bethany, April, and Annabel were in room 422. As soon as I stepped into the room, I dumped my duffle bag onto the floor and flopped down on the bed.
"Todaaaay was soooooo fuuuuuun." I said.
Edelynn flopped on the other side of the bed. "Yeah, we are off at a pretty good start."
Stephanie sat at the edge of the bed. "You know, tomorrow is probably going to be even better."
"Why's that?" I asked.
"'Cause tomorrow we can see the Herpe Ninjas!" Stephanie cried.
Edelynn sat up, "Herpe Ninja?"
"The Grass ninja, aka Orochimaru, further aka The Long-Tongued Pedo." I explained.
"How are they Herpe ninjas?"
"You know when the the lady...I forget her name... Anyway some lady threw the knife before starting the forest of death. Orochimaru picked it up with his tongue." I said.
"Oh yeah! I remember now." Edelynn said.
"Yeah, well when you think about it, that kunai knife had been everywhere. Literally. It gets stabbed into people it gets grown in the floor. You would think that by picking it up with your tongue you would get herpes. Worst case scenario you would get AIDS." Stephanie said. "Imagine he does that one more time. Then gets sick and goes to see a medical ninja. The medical ninja would just be all like 'I'm sorry you have AIDS."
Edelynn and I laughed and took a look outside. It was starting to get dark.
"What the hell? Like five minutes ago it was afternoon!" I yelled.
"Don't fuck with time. Just deal with it." Stephanie said.
"That had no logical sense at all." Edelynn said.
"I do not have to explain logic, for logic has not yet explained itself to me." Stephanie replied cryptically.
Annabel walked into the room, "Did you guys see the sky? I can't believe it's dark already."
"Yeah, we should probably shower and everything then hit the hay." I suggested. Everyone agreed to this and thus commenced the long process of showering and waiting for a shower to become available. Finally we were all in our P.J's, all of our hair dry, and we all crawled into a bed. There were twin beds and a cot that came from underneath the provided couch. We all crawled onto our respective beds. I crawled into the cot. I liked sleeping on cots, it reminded me of camping. We all soon fell asleep, well almost all of us. I woke up five minuets later, something didn't feel right.
I walked over to my duffle bag and rummaged around in it. I pulled out the item I had been looking for. I walked back to my cot and curled up in the blankets and fell asleep with my arms curled around my stuffed wolf.
Boba- Aww Jauntues I didn't know you slept with stuffed animals.
Jauntues- Why not? You can never be too old to sleep with a stuffed animal.
Stephanie-... She has a point.
Edelyyn- Says the person who made up 'Herpe' ninja.
Stephanie- It is a medical fact! Even Annabel can't deny that!
Aqua- She is right. Herpes isn't very common in the ninja world though, but normally if you picked up a knife with your tongue there is a variety of germs you can pick up. Herpes is one of them. That is if you physically could pick up a knife with your tongue.
Jauntues- Well I hope you all liked the chapter! Will try to update this story way more often than I have been.
Stephanie- You better.
Jauntues- I will, I will. just watch me! :) Bye for now!