A/N: I'm not quite sure why I wrote this... I think it was because I was writing in The Crazy Coup, and it was making me a little depressed, so I hit inspiration for this, and I thought it would be interesting to let it grow and... This is what happened. I really hope you like it... It's super out of control but hey, we all need a little fluff in our lives here and there. Even Lelouch's. So yeah... I really hope you like!

Disclaimer: Code Geass is not my property.

"Lelouch, could I talk to you about something? Alone?"

"Alright…."

The student council president led the way out of the room. Shirley stared after them, wondering what was so secretive that even the open-minded President couldn't say out loud among other people. Rivalz was also looking at the door they had just left. Turning to each other, they both said at the same time, "What could they be doing?"

Throwing their pens down, the two ran out after the President and the Vice President of the Ashford Academy Student Council.

. . .

They went to the fountain in the courtyard. Milly sat on the edge, while Lelouch remained standing, a little tense. The President was rarely the one to speak to individuals alone, especially calling them out purposely to discuss something. He braced himself for something absurd or scandalous, but nothing could prepare him for this.

"I know what you've been up to, Lelouch. You can try and keep it a secret, but you can't hide it from me!"

His eyes widened in shock; how could she have found out about his secret identity as Zero? He had always been careful to hide any and all traces. He knew the President was a probing person, but he couldn't suspect that she could penetrate his careful camouflaging of his true nature. A million scenarios, masquerading as an excuse, went through his head, each more ridiculous than the last. The raven-haired teenager began to panic, and his thinking sped up rapidly. In a slightly strangled voice, he replied, "Hide what?"

"Lelouch, I'm extremely disappointed in you. I thought you were a better person."

He started to say, "I can explain this to-" when she cut him off with, "You never told us you had a girlfriend!"

"What?"

Suddenly, all of his analyzations died and were replaced with:

'What in the world?!'

The blonde stood up, beaming, and continued, "Oh come on. I've seen you two together. Although it's strange; she didn't look like a regular student….. I've never seen her before."

"Wait, President-"

"Oh wait…. Maybe she's sick all the time like Kallen? But I should still know her…. Anyways, on to more important things! How'd you two meet? When'd you fall in love? Did you ask her out? Or did she? Since when have you two been dating?"

"Who?! Who are you talking about?!"

"What do you mean who?! Your girlfriend! She has light green hair in pigtails, and-"

Suddenly everything dawned on him. It was too late though; Milly Ashford was on a roll, and there was no stopping her.

Tackling him, she head-locked him and said, "My, my, never knew even you could fall in love, Lelouch. Wow, that's hard to believe. So, she proposed to you, didn't she? I know you're not the type to. But why would you say yes? There are girls from aristocratic families that have always been chasing after you, but why this random nobody that even I don't know? You are together, right?"

Swept up by her excitement, he became slightly confused and answered with the wrong thing.

"Yes, we're together- Wait, no, not in a romantic way, I mean more like a partnershi-"

"I knew it! This is going all over the school news today! She asked you, didn't she?"

"We both proposed, but it's not like that, I'm trying to tell you-" he said.

"You both proposed?! How does that happen?! What, did she ask you, and then you didn't answer, but just went along with it, and then you asked her later on? Is that it?"

"Yes that is exactly it, but-"

"So how long have you been together?" questioned the curious President. The Britannian prince didn't reply however, as a crashing sound was heard near them. Immediately turning to face the area behind them, Milly saw Shirley sprawled all over the neat lawns of Ashford Academy. Lelouch was still struggling to get away from the rambunctious teenager and helplessly looked on as the orange-haired girl quickly stood up and marched towards the two, yelling, "LULU!"

He cursed in his head; the situation couldn't get much worse. He was stuck because of the President's refusal to let him go, Shirley's dramatic approach she took to anything concerning himself, and Rivalz, who was freaking out, not only because he was also under the misunderstanding that Lelouch, probably one of the coldest boys at their school, had a girlfriend, while the President had yet to recognize his feelings towards her.

He finally slipped through her arm, hurting his nose in the process because of the tight space, and straightened up. The raven-haired boy said, "Shirley, it's not what you think it is."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, IT'S NOT WHAT I THINK IT IS?! TELL ME, WHAT DO I THINK IT IS?!" the orange-haired Britannian began to freak out.

"You think that I have a girlfriend-" he began, but once again, in order to create more interesting chaos, the blonde interrupted him and added, "Oh, it's not think. He does have one. I've seen them together. She's very pretty, even though she has a peculiar hair colo-"

"SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!" he yelled. Everyone went silent, and Lelouch continued to rant, "SHE'S NOT! SHE DOESN'T EVEN EXIST! YOU WERE ALL IMAGINING THIS! SHE. DOESN'T. EX. XIST!"

"Lelouch, I need your other credit card. This one isn't working, and I can't buy my pizza."

All three heads slowly turned to stare at C2, as if she were a ghost. The witch, who had managed to "borrow" an Ashford Academy uniform, noticed how she was being watched, and said, "Why are they looking at me like that?"

"I… What are you doing out here?!" was the only reply she received. All at once, several things happened. Rivalz, who had been standing and muttering to himself in his disbelief over the news, slumped into a pile on the ground, and was asking himself vehemently why he couldn't tell the President how he felt, when even Lelouch could confess to a girl that he had fallen in love with her. Shirley, who stared back and forth rapidly between the emerald-haired girl and her crush as if she were watching a tennis match, shouted, "STUPID LULU! WHAT DOES SHE HAVE THAT I DON'T!?" and promptly ran away in tears.

The student council President, however, was worlds away from Shirley's reaction. Grinning, she yelled, "WAY TO GO, LELOUCH! I NEVER KNEW YOU HAD IT IN YOU! WHOOOOOOOOOO!" at the rapidly retreating back of the exiled prince, who was tugging on the arm of his girlfriend, her green hair flying in their rush. She kept cheering after them. The door to the building where he lived slammed shut, in which she just couldn't resist saying, "YOU GO GET'EM, TIGER!"

'Oh, this is going to be good. To think, the most popular boy at our school, famous for rejecting any and everyone, is in a relationship! And some people thought he was gay!' she gleefully thought.

Then she realized the blue haired student council member rolling around on the grass, in shock, denial, and the scolding of himself. Peering down at him, she asked, "What are you doing, Rivalz?! We don't have time to be scratching our backs on the lawn! We have SCANDALS TO SPREAD!"

A/N: I don't mean to paint Milly in a bad light. Actually, more than anything, I think she's a very lovely person, personality and physically, but if you misunderstood slightly, I meant to paint her in a way where she was going to tell everyone because she a.) couldn't believe that Lelouch had a girlfriend and wanted everyone else to know, and b.) please refer to a.) I'm kidding :) She just wanted Lelouch to stop being so grim all the time, and this is what she thought of on the fly. Is my excuse. I hope you liked it :)