Authors Note: Well my last chapter I posted up was pretty slow. Not to worry this one is just going to be a short little intermission chapter From Deidara's POV that happens over the weekend while the parents are out. Its kinda going to be randomm. I should really be paying attention is Japanese although….mehhh. Thanks to all the people who read and Reviewed Pleez keep it up u guys :D
From AkasunaSora xoxoxoxoxoxox
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto if I did then things would have ended VERRRYYY differently in the fight Between Sakura, Chiyo and Sasori kun :P (BTW, I don't see the point of disclaimers on fanfiction I mean is obvious that it doesn't belong to you…)
Deidara POV:
WARNING!!!! This Chapter Contains High Levels of Randomness and Severe Tobi Abuse
I sat cross legged on the couch on a warm rainy Sunday balancing a plate balanced in my lap holding two pieces of peanut butter toast. Yumm! I picked one up and took a bite of the melted peanut buttery goodness as I watched some show that I had never watched before. It was something about an alien watch that turned this guy into 10 different aliens…I dunno but it was either this or Antiques Road Show.
I licked my lips and took another mouthful of toast. I loved Sunday mornings when you didn't have to get out of bed. Akita and my dad had gone the Gym for an exercise class, Kioni had spent the night at her friends place and the last time I checked, Sasori was still passed out on his bed from staying up so late last night. So I practically had the house to myself.
Suddenly there was a loud crash from upstairs. I rolled my eyes, I didn't want to know what had happened there but I had better make sure Sasori hadn't killed himself, he was still pretty beat up. I placed my piece of toast back onto my plate and moved the plate onto the couch cushion next to me and stood up, my knees cracking slightly then moved over towards the stairs and slowly dragged myself up there.
I opened the door to my bedroom and walked into what might have been an alien planet. The chair to my desk had been knocked over (which would have been the crash). Clothes, books, pencils and puppets had been flung everywhere around the room and in the middle of it all was a very distressed looking Sasori who continued to shovel though his backpack muttering something to himself.
"What the hell are you doing?!" I asked looking at the mess; my room had always been a semi mess although ever since Sasori came it was a struggle to even keep it half clean.
Sasori looked up at me as if he hadn't even notice me coming in. His hair was crazily disheveled as he sat there wearing only his arm warmers (that he never seemed to take off) and his black with red clouds boxer shorts. It was still really dark in our bedroom although I didn't need direct sunlight to see the black patches all over his stomach and chest. They weren't the kind of bruises you got from a fall off your bike; these ones looked like his skin was changing color. His cheeks turned pink which made me realize that I was staring. Sasori turned back to his bag.
"I can't find my ring" he said as if talking to himself.
"You have a ring?" I asked raising an eyebrow.
Sasori looked back at me shooting me one of his lethal glares "yea I do" he answered "it's similar to the one you're wearing now" he said with a smirk in his voice.
I looked down at the turquoise ring on my index finger and then shoved it behind my back. "Well at least let some light into the room, you might be able to see better" I said walking over to the big window in my room as Sasori kept searching.
I pulled the string that opened up the blinds. Light poured into the room as I looked out at the rainy day.
"MORNING SEMPAI!!!!" Someone yelled as something black swung down from the top of the window.
"Ahh!" I yelled in shock as I stumbled backwards, my legs falling from beneath me not noticing the still tipped over chair I tripped over backwards crashing down heavily on the floor, my legs intertwined with the legs of the chair. My teeth ground together as I heard Sasori chuckle in the corner of the room "TOBI!!!" I yelled.
I pulled myself off the floor and marched angrily over to the window throwing it open. Tobi hung upside down waving happily "Morning!"
"Tobi, what the bloody hell are you doing here!!!!" I yelled
Tobi swung down and landed on the window sill "I slept on your roof last night!" he cheered happily.
My eyebrows furrowed together I was tempted to ask why but I decided it was probably safer not to question Tobi. Tobi swung into my room and looked around at the massive mess that used to be my bedroom.
"What happened in here?" he asked as Sasori continued to look desperately for his ring.
"Looking for my thumb ring" he muttered not looking up from what he was doing.
"OHHHH I can help look Sasori Sempai!" Tobi begged "Deidara Sempai come on it will be funnnnn!!!" he said racing out of my room and began to crawl on the floor on all fours down the hallway. I slapped my forehead; I would never get back to watching TV now. I sighed and got down on my knees and began to search for a tiny ring in this whole house……what a fun Sunday. Hhehhhhe
I crawled on the bathroom floor looking over every white tile for Sasori's ring. Why the hell am I even doing this!! I thought to myself as I pushed aside the rubbish bin to find nothing behind it. I sighed and put the bin back.
"I FOUND IT!!!!" Tobi yelled from down stairs.
I shot up from the floor. Thank goodness I thought to myself as I raced down the stairs to find Tobi standing in the kitchen over the counter near the sink. I stood next to him; there was nothing on the counter "so where is it un?" I asked as Sasori came into the kitchen and stood next to me.
"Umm well…" Tobi Stammered.
"Just tell me where my bloody ring is!"Sasori Hissed
Tobi looked down at the scrap bin and pointed at it "Don't get mad at Tobi but I was hungry but accidentally knocked this purple ring into their" he said grimacing "and then it sunk down to the bottom"
"Bags not reaching in their" I said raising my arms
"Well I'm not digging through a week of leftovers" Sasori grimaced as well looking over at Tobi
Tobi looked back over at us who where both staring at him now as a wave of horror passes over his face (1) "I'm not getting it!" he shrieked "it's icky in there!"
"Well to bad you knocked it in there so you get it out!" I said
"But Sempai I don't wanna!" He whined
Sasori hissed with anger from behind up "either you reach in there and get my bloody ring back unless I will shove Zetsu so far up your ass that both bloody halves of him will be able to talk out of your mouth!" he growled growing impatient at Tobi's whining.
I looked back at Sasori who had a frightening look in his chocolate eyes. I swallowed hard; something told me that he wasn't joking about the Zetsu thing. Tobi seemed to pick this up too.
He sighed, hanging his head and walking over to the draw and pulled out a pair of tongs. Mental note to self, NEVER use those tongs again I thought as Tobi leaned over and started to pick through the leftovers from last night. Tobi bent down further as he went thought layers of scraps. It was normally Kioni's job to empty this bin every night although she often forgot.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Came a muffled scream from in front of me breaking me out of my thoughts.
I looked in front of me to see that Sasori had his knee on Tobi's back while one of his hands was shoving his head into the scraps bin. I smiled, why didn't I think of that? I guess Sasori loves to hurt Tobi as much as I do.
"FIND MY BLOODY RING YOU DOLT!" He yelled shoving his head in further. I wished I had a camera, this was just too perfect. I loved to see Tobi struggle and Sasori looked really cute while he was the cause of it.
Sasori got off Tobi and Tobi's head shot up for air.
"Well?" He said looking up at Tobi
"I think it went up Tobi's nose" Tobi said uncomfortably.
Sasori slapped his forehead "Then there is only one thing for it"
SCENE SHIFT
"Is this going to hurt?" Tobi whined as I pinned him to the floor on his back.
"Just shut up brat and stop moving" Sasori Hissed standing over him.
Tobi let out a little whine of worry as I felt him shake beneath my hands that pressed firmly down onto his shoulders. Sasori rolled his eyes and picked up Akita's crochet hook from the floor dropping to his knees beside Tobi. I knew what was going to happen next.
"NO SEMPAI DON'T!" he shrieked as Sasori shoved the hook up his nose.
I shut my eyes and looked away, I didn't even want to risk catching a glimpse of what was happening. Tobi let out another moan of pain as Sasori hissed in frustration.
"Stay still" He groaned as Tobi shrieked again.
I would have commented on how dirty this all sounded if I didn't know any better.
Suddenly Tobi stopped wriggling underneath my grasp and let out a sigh of relief.
"You can let go now Deidara" Sasori's voice came from up above.
I opened my eyes. Sasori was standing up as finished cleaning his ring and shoved it back on his left thumb. Tobi was still on the floor, his face was pale and his red eyes filled with shock as he lay motionless on the floor. I think Sasori killed him.
Tobi shot up to see Sasori cleaning the crochet hook (that I would no longer touch EVER again) over the sink. "ooowwchhiiieee!! You hurted my nose!!!" he said rubbing it like a little kid and sitting cross legged.
Sasori turned around from the sink with a smirk on his face "you know back in the time of Pharaoh's they used that technique to pull the brain's out while mummifying someone" he said in his monotonous voice as he turned around and headed up the stairs.
The blood rushed out of Tobi's face as he fainted back onto my lap.
I grimaced and pushed my unconscious friend off me and stood up, I almost felt like fainting myself. Just the sounds made me feel this way…it was a good thing I looked away.
Most Disturbing Weekend ever…….
Authors Notes: ahahaha thanks guys for reading, this chapter was really quite strange to write but it was interesting :D well Review Pleeezzz a great chapter is coming up next.
From AkasunaSora xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
Alright I have been meaning to explain this….welll because this is an AU story (obviously) I didn't really know how to write tobi because I thought It would be a lil weird for a dude to wear a mask to school. In my mind he looks like an older version of Obito (even though I know he is Madara) but if you have pictured him with a mask that's coolness I don't really Mind :DD