Summary: A boring girl, with a boring life that's from our world dies and is reincarnated into her favorite anime: Matantei Loki Ragnarok, and as Mayura Daidouji! What happens when she also has her memories? Insanity, of course! "If I wasn't sure the universe was against me before, than I'm pretty now."

Disclaimer! I don't own Matantei Loki Ragnarok!

~~Age 6~~

If the world wasn't against me before, it is now!

We (as in Koutarou, Isamu, Stella, and I) were once again running from a gang/yakuza. And it's the 5th time this week and it's only Tuesday.

Isamu, who was older than us by 6 years (he's 12 while we're 6) and of course, according to my luck, he's a delinquent! Fortunately, he knows how to fight. Unfortunately, Koutarou has decided to tag along and is dragging us behind. Again.

"You damn brats, come back here and give us back those swords!" Stupid #1 yelled.

"Those cost hundreds, so give 'em back to us, or else we'll kill you!" Stupid #2 also yelled.

"Why are we stealing this stuff again?" I asked Isamu while beating up idiots, morons, and dolts while sweatdropping.

"Cause its cool! Plus we could sell this shit for a lot of money at the blacksmith's!" Isamu, oh Isamu, where art thou? Where the heck was the nice sweet ten just an hour ago before Koutarou mentioned stealing? ….. Koutarou, this is all your fault!

Isamu and I finally finished beating up all the idiots and helped Koutarou up. "Ouch! That really hurts!" he yelped as I not so lightly punched him. "What was that for?!"

"2 reasons: 1) You're the one who suggested we steal and 2) you are completely weak and useless in a fight! I am so dragging you to martial arts practice!" I all but yelled at him, anger spewing everywhere and making him shiver in fright.

"Yes ma'am!"

"Err… not to spoil anything, but its 4 and we'd better head to the market place before dark" Isamu erupted us and we nodded.

Even though we had Koutarou slowing us down and that the market place was a mile away, we got there in half an hour, running at top speed.

"We*pant* are*pant* never*pant* going to *pant*do that*pant* ever again!" Isamu proclaimed with Koutarou nodding furiously along with him. "Wimps." Was all I said before a loud "Hey!" was heard and then we headed toward the blacksmith's.

The black smith was a nice man by the name of Hiruka. He had a long scar running down his face to his neck which he proclaims was because of a large mountain bear he fought when he was a teen. We see him often enough that we're considered 'regulars' even though we're only there to sell our loot.

"Yo kids! Back again? What do ya have today?" he immediately asked us when we walked in.

"Several long swords, a couple of trench knives, a tanto, and 2 axes! So what do you think?" Isamu practically shouted. "Well let's see, the swords are a bit dull, but are in okay condition… trench knives look ok….axes aren't so ok…" After muttering to himself, he spoke again "I'll pay ya 52,500 yen (529.51 US dollars) for them. I'll be happy to do business with you again!" We thanked him and left.

"Ok now let's split it! 17,500 yen each." We all nodded and collected our earnings and left to go home.

When I got home, I immediately placed my money into my Alphonse Elric money bank. At first my dad had freaked out when he found out about what we did I our free time, but gave up after the 20th chase. I am proud to say that I'm one of the richest 6 year-olds ever. Dad bought me the money bank and now, I have an approximate of 100500 yen (1013.64 US dollars) in there. Later this week, I'm planning to buy a DSi because of my addiction to games, anime, and Pokémon. Especially Pokémon.

~~Age 8~~

Nothing of all interest had happened when I was seven, except for maybe I was proclaimed a child genius and dad acted all silly when he heard I was going to middle school instead of the usual Elementary. Luckily, I was attending the same one as Isamu and had the same classes. Unluckily, I met a real big asshole by the name of Ikami Katsu. Our first meeting was… strange was a lightly way to say it, the more accurate explanation as that it was explosive.

++Flashback start!++

"Oy! Little girl! What'cha doing here? Shouldn't ya be at elementary school now? So scram!" a tall guy with a brutish face and posture said to me.

It was the first day of a new school year and I had found out that I was attending Isamu's school. Koutarou whined about how unfair it was, but stopped after I gave him the Death Glaretm.

"I'm not a 'little' girl, and my name is Mayura Daidouji and I'm attending this school from until I graduate" Dipshit. I added in my mind.

"Oh? How amusing, but I don't believe you, you little bitch; now scram and get out of my sight!"The guy yelled, pissing me off.

"Now listen here, you piece of shit; I'm telling you the fucking truth, and take back what you said about me, you damn asshole or else I'll kick you till next Sunday, bastard!" I shouted, startling several people because of my cursing.

Clap, clap, clap. Someone was clapping from the back of the room. I turned around and saw that it was 2 people: Isamu and an unknown girl.

Suddenly the bell rang and the teacher came in. "Everyone, sit down!" she yelled. After everyone calmed down, i introduced myself to the class.

"I'm Mayura Daidouji." I told them while writing my name on the board. "I like mythology, my friends, the color blue, and Stella." I also told them grudgingly after the teacher told me to continue.

"Okay, Daidouji-san, please sit to the right of Ikami-san. Please raise your hand." Who? Then I swathe jerk raisin his hand and cursed to myself and cried. 'WHY MEEEEEEEEE!'

++Flashback end++

At first, I thought Katsu was short for Tonkatsu, which is a Japanese food which consists of a breaded, deep-fried pork cutlet. Of, course; somehow he heard me and we once again got into a shouting fest. I also found out about the girl, she's Shindo Hanabi, someone who hates Katsu much more than me. Apparently, back in Elementary, Katsu flirted a lot with her, which pissed her off.

After a while, Katsu and I developed a frenemy relationship where, if I need help, he'll help me and vice versa, but we still hate each other's guts.

Now that I think about it…. 8 more years till Loki arrives. Please hurry up! I'm so bored out my mind! I think I'll buy all the latest Pokémon games and watch anime… Since we're in Japan, there should me anime cons too…

Hi everyone! I know you're wondering about the OC's, but they'll (probably) come later! Next chapter, Loki appears! Plus there's a poll on my page, please vote! Please review! Ja ne~ :3