Summary: A boring girl, with a boring life that's from our world dies and is reincarnated into her favorite anime: Matantei Loki Ragnarok, and as Mayura Daidouji! What happens when she also has her memories? Insanity, of course! "If I wasn't sure the universe was against me before, than I'm pretty now."
Disclaimer! I don't own Matantei Loki Ragnarok!
AN: Sorry for not updating so long! I had to study for Spanish and math midterms…. *Groans* since the winter break has arrived, updates will be a bit more frequent! Now onto the story~
Early Christmas Omake
On the First day of Christmas, Freyr gave to me, a flying boat tree~
"Mayura… Is that a flying tree with boats growing off of it?"
"Yep! Freyr gave it to me! Isn't that nice of him? I think they're Skidbladnir's mini its!"
"….Mini its?"
On the second day of Christmas, Mayura gave to me, two power rangers~
"….Mayura…. Is this what I think it is…."
"Well, if you think it's a power ranger, than yes, it is what you think it is."
"…..MAYURA!"
'Teasing Loki is so much fun!~'
On the third day of Christmas, Heimdall gave to me, three exploding boxes~
"Here."
"Eh? Heimdall, what's with the boxes?"
"Goodbye Loki."
"Huh?"
BOOM. BOOM. BOOM.
"….HEIMDALL!"
Smirk
On the fourth day of Christmas, Mayura gave to me, four yukatas~
"Merry Christmas, Freyr!"
"Thank you, my classic Japanese beauty!"
"You're Welcome~"
"This… this…"
"Huh?"
"Thank you, my classic Japanese Beauty, thank you for such a classical Japanese gift of beauty!"
"…It's just a couple of Yukatas…" Sweatdrop
On the fifth day of Christmas, Mayura gave to me, five dangerous talisman~
"Mayura, why are you giving me talisman with the words for 'destroy', 'kill', and 'explode' on it?"
"Eh? Really? I didn't know that! Plus, you're a monk right? As a Christmas gift, I give you talisman!"
"Mayura, I'm a priest not a monk."
"Same difference!"
"Mayura, your logic doesn't make sense…"
On the sixth day of Christmas, Santa gave to me, six reasons to fear him~
"Yamino, why are you locking all the windows?"
"Miss. Mayura told me about this man who breaks into people's houses and steals their cookies and milk."
"….I'm pretty sure that Santa doesn't break into people's houses…?"
"Huh? Who's Santa? Miss. Mayura said that the man's name was Old Saint Nicolas. And that he was Russian."
"Oh? What next, he carries around swords slaughtering gifts?"
"….*Gasp* HE DOES?!"
"Yamino, I think you're being too naïve…"
On the seventh day of Christmas, Freya gave to me, seven gifts of love~
"These are for you, my dear Loki."
"Thank you Freya."
"….What are you doing Freya?
"Giving you a kiss"
"…."
"…"
"….. You do know that I'm in a child's body right now and what you're trying to do is considered pedophile, right?"
"….."
On the eighth day of Christmas, Katsu gave to me, eight seasons of anime~
"THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTH –"
"Mayura, please kindly shut up. And you're welcome."
"… Sankyu very much~ I love it~ *Gasp* Is that the newly released anime 'Free!'?!"
"Yes, you anime for brains! Baka anime otaku. They're so crazy…."
On the ninth day of Christmas, Koutarou gave to me, nine anime figurines~
"Wao! All these are the limited edition and special figurines that I couldn't find!"
"Of course. I always find the best."
"BEST. FRIEND. EVER!"
"…. Mayura, are you on sugar high right now? You're practically bouncing every where…."
"I'm fine! ~"
"…"
On the tenth day of Christmas, Odin gave to me, ten poisoned candy canes~
"…."
"…."
"…. The fuck? Odin, are you even trying to kill me?"
"…."
"I don't think poisoning ten candy canes is going to work you know."
"…."
"… You know what, who cares!"
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Mayura gave to me, eleven time an acrophobia~
"GACK!"
"Shut it and be a man!"
"Well stop throwing me over a cliff!"
"You have a safety belt on!"
"GAHHHHHHH!"
On the twelfth day of Christmas, everyone gave to me, a Merry Christmas~
"Merry Christmas!"
"Merry Christmas!"
"Merry Christmas!"
"Have a merry christmas and a happy new year!"
"Go die somewhere Loki."
"Oi! Heimdall!"
"Mayura, please, stop pulling my ear!"
"Hey, why's mine being pulled too?! Katsu was the one who ate the pie! Not me!"
"Traitor!"
"My dear sister, we have finally reunited!"
"My dear Loki…"
"Look, Master Loki! The mail ordered mushrooms are here!"
"Daddy!"
"Gah! Get off of me!"
~The End~
Happy early holidays (because I'm lazy) and early happy new year!