Summary: A boring girl, with a boring life that's from our world dies and is reincarnated into her favorite anime: Matantei Loki Ragnarok, and as Mayura Daidouji! What happens when she also has her memories? Insanity, of course! "If I wasn't sure the universe was against me before, than I'm pretty now."

Disclaimer! I don't own Matantei Loki Ragnarok!

A loud shriek ripped through the air.

"Nooooo!" A brunette fell to the ground under a street light.

A man with a black mask stood over her, holding her purse.

"Walking at night is dangerous, missy." He smirked and turned around to see a wooden sword in front of his face.

"W-who are you?!" the man demanded while taking a step back in surprise.

A kid with brown hair and a cocky smile walked out of the shadows.

"I have no names to give to villains." He proclaimed.

A sudden flash and before anyone knew, the robber was flung back and the boy in a striking position with his wooden sword. The boy caught the purse with one hand while holding the sword with another and walked toward the woman and gave her the purse.

The woman smiled while saying "Thank you so much!"

"Loki"

"Eh?"

"Do you know of Loki?"

"Uh, no"

"I see…. Be careful on your way home."

The boy stood up to leave.

"Wait! Um, would you tell me your name?" the women asked shyly.

The boy grabbed a handle and turned a cart around. On the cover it said "Inazuma Ramen". The woman sweatdroped.

"I'm merely an ally of justice who happens to be passing by." The boy than started playing on a mini trumpet while pulling the cart leaving the woman behind sweatdroping.

Random colors in random patterns appeared. A mirage of colors and a man also appeared.

"Banished?! You're banishing me to the world of human?!"

Suddenly, a deep grey started surrounding the man wrapping him like a cocoon. When the grey disappeared, the man became a child.

"Why? Odin!"

The man turned child tried to grab the air in front of him, trying to grab onto anything to stop his falling.

"I promise I will return to the world of the gods! I swear it!" The boy said while falling into a deep abyss.

"Hah? Why the heck do I have to patrol a school festival?!" I asked/yelled.

"Because Saru-sensei said we had to, and it's not only you!" Katsu yelled back.

"Calm down guys, it's not like we're gonna have to chase after a suit of armor or something!" Isamu said sweatdroping.

When I heard the comment, I not only sweatdroped at the coincidence of the fact that it was going to happen, but also cursed under my breath.

"Don't jinx it, baka!" Katsu yelled at him, a vein bulging from his head.

"You're going to pop a blood vessel or something if you continue that you know." I informed him. I than noticed Loki in the crowd of swooning girls.

'What's Loki doing here?' I wondered. Then I remembered. 'The suit of armor!'

"Oi, let's go look at that stand!" Isamu yelled, breaking me from my thoughts. It was the same stand where Thor/ Narugami was.

"Secret technique: Takoyaki Galaxy!" he cried with a ridicules pose.

"Wow!" Isamu cried with childish excitement. Katsu and I sweatdroped.

"Are you starting your own club?" someone from the crowd asked.

"Nope, this is just part-time work."

"Part-time work?"

"Living on your own is costly you know… Even if it's a tinny rundown apartment, with communal water and electricity."

"Oh, I see, you're poor than!" Isamu cried out while I just sweatdroped.

"Anyways, I'm too busy with my manhunt and part-time job to start a club."

"Manhunt?" someone asked.

Narugami glanced at his wooden sword behind him.

"What's with the wooden sword?" Isamu asked while Katsu face palmed.

"That's my partner Mjolnir."

"Oh, I see! You're after someone to have revenge on them!" Isamu cried out while everyone else just sweatdroped.

I decided to leave the crowd and saw Kotaro.

"Yo!" I yelled to him.

"Hello Mayura, what brings you here today?"

"We're supposed to 'patrol' here, but I'm sure you can tell how well that went."

"I can believe that if Isamu is still as childish as usual."

"Well, guess what! He's still childish." I sighed.

A bunch of girls passed by us.

"Hey there." He flirted with them.

"And you're just as womanizing as ever." I sighed again and left to go inside the building and actually do some patrolling.

"He's so kawaii(1)!" I heard from a group of girls. I felt a tick appear. 'But first…..' I thought before marching into the group of girls and dragging Loki away while he said his goodbyes.

"What are you doing here anyways?" I asked him once we got into the building.

"Well, that's a secret Mayura." He smirked while a vein pulsed. I sighed, tired already evn though it was barely noon.

Narugami stared intensely at the suit of armor in the school. He turned his head when he heard someone say: "Loki, for the love of god, please stop getting into hordes of girls!"

Narugami quickly scampered away quietly.

"Because I'm just that good looking." He replied smugly while we walked back to the front of the building. I had no idea why I brought him patrolling with me, but he was way more trouble than it was worth. Thankfully, I had painkillers with me.

"It's around time I should be leaving now." He said. "Whatever." I replied continuing to walk.

A school girl walked to her locker and saw a shadow casted over her and looked up and saw the suit of armor that was supposed to be locked up above her. It took out its sword and slashed above her while she shrieked.

"Mayura!" Loki cried and pushed her down along with him just as the locker was slashed. It split into two showing some of the shoes inside of it.

"What's going on?! What was that?!" I cried, surprised at how sudden it was. Loki jumped on top of the broken locker and saw a girl and pointed at her while yelling: "Mayura!"

I quickly rushed to the girl and asked her what happened.

"The suit of armor suddenly attacked me." She said.

"A suit of armor?" I asked while looking behind me and seeing that the suit of armor was gone.

It was night time. I had informed Isamu and Katsu what was going on they had informed the academy and sent me out to investigate it along with Isamu. Loki and Yamino had decided to tag along even with Isamu protesting.

"Apparently, it's the devil's armor or something like that." Isamu informed us while scowling at Loki and Yamino. He wasn't fond of them after learning about the doll situation. As we walked along the corridor, I heard Yamino whispering to Loki.

Loki suddenly turned around and ran toward that direction with Yamino following him. "This way, Mayura!" he yelled.

"Isamu, follow them!" I commanded him while I walked the other direction. I knew how to protect myself, but I wasn't sure if Loki was strong enough, after all, he had trouble in the anime. He nodded and chased after them.

I kept on going straight unless I had to turn and ended up who knows where, lost, and in front of a suit of armor. I sighed at my bad luck. The armor suddenly pulled out his sword, but before I could react, Narugami stopped the sword.

"Don't go choosing the wrong opponent!" He yelled and flung it across the hall.

"Er, thanks Narugami, was it? What are you doing here after school anyways?" I asked him.

"Go home, Police-san, Go home immediately!" he rudely said while walking away.

'How rude!' I thought while fuming.

I had finally found the others and informed them of this development.

"Narugami?" both Loki and Isamu asked.

"Yeah."

Yamino then whispered something to Loki. Loki then smirked and said: "How interesting."

"Mayura, Isamu, could you help us out?" he asked.

"Help?" both Isamu and I echoed. Loki snapped and I was knocked out along with Isamu.

When I came too, I noticed the suit of armor was in pieces. Apparently, Isamu was awake too, but did something stupid: he picked up the sword. Loki noticed and yelled to us.

"Don't pick that up!"

It was too late. Isamu was possessed. Thankfully, I was away from the circle thingy that appeared under him.

"Loki-sama! That sword..."

"Is the demon sword, Gram! Also known as the demon sword of Volseng!" Loki yelled.

Isamu suddenly charged at Loki with the sword. I knew it was going to be harder for Loki, because Isamu was fully trained unlike anime! Mayura.

"Isamu!" I shouted, but it was no use.

Loki, paused, but that was his undoing, Isamu got close enough to disarm him and was about to destroy Loki. I fumbled with my tranquilizer darts that were assigned to us. I then shot a total of three shots, two missed, while the last one hit the bullseye, knocking Isamu out. Narugami's sword flew toward him, knocking the sword out of his hands at the same time.

I looked up and saw Narugami, staring at Loki. The cursed sword once again tried to kill Loki, but Yamino managed to give Loki his staff thingy and Loki destroyed/ cracked the sword, which had black smoke coming out of it.

Narugami picked up his sword.

"So you're this 'Narugami'. Eh, Naru-Kami." Loki said, stepping toward him.

"Loki-sama, you know him?" Yamino asked, clueless.

"You should know him too. The god of Scandinavia, brandishing his mighty hammer Mjolnir."

"Thor, the god of thunder?!" Yamino cried with a comical face.

Narugami smirked while his sword trickled with electricity and swung his sword in front of Loki while Yamino panicked.

"Is it by the order of Odin?" Loki asked.

"I know you Loki, and I have no reason to kill you."

"I see you're as soft as ever." Loki smiled a bit.

"Shut up." Narugami said halfheartedly. "Loki, tell me how to get back to the world of the gods."

"I'm afraid I don't know. I was exiled." Loki told him.

"WHAT?!" Narugami cried. "Oh well, no biggie. At least I have a new part time job now."

I sweatdroped from the background, noticing that they had completely forgotten about me.

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(1)If you don't know, kawaii means cute

Anyways…. That came out kinda bad… I think….. Well, please review! Ciao~