Switched

Chapter Eight – Making His Life Hell

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of the other non OC's in this story.

Summery: What if the royal son and a peasant girl are "accidentally" switched at birth? And what if they eventually fell in love? AU.

Sakura pushed Hanto away, her hand over her mouth and her face was as red as a tomato, "Don't do that, Hanto!" she screamed from behind her hand. Her eyes darted toward her two friends and saw that they looked like they were about to attack Hanto, especially Sasuke.

"Aw, why not, Sakura-chan?" Hanto asked, smiling sheepishly, "We are engaged, aren't we?"

"Engaged?"

Sakura's eyes focused on Sasuke. His angered expression melted into a face of pure shock and hurt. She could not stop looking at him until she burst into tears. Hanto stepped forward to comfort her, but she pushed him away and ran in a random direction.

"Sakura-chan!" Hinata yelled from a short distance away. She began to run after her friend.

"What happened to the Princess?" Kiba asked, kneeling over to scratch his dog, Akamaru, on the head.

"He happened." Naruto grunted, brow twitching as he gestured to the Prince. Hanto just smirked wickedly.

"I'm going to make his life a living hell for doing that to Sakura." Sasuke grunted in an undertone to himself, though his blond friend smiled, indicating that he had heard him.

They were going to make his life a living hell.

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Later that day, Naruto and Sasuke sat in a lonely corner in the library. The blond rolled a piece of out parchment from his cloak with a ink-well pen. He touched the tip of the pen to the top of the parchment.

"First we'll get some honey from the kitchen and pour it in his bed. Oh! And we'll tamper with his chair in the dinning hall that it falls apart when he sits on it. Got any ideas?"

"Dressing up as a ghost and scaring him to death?" Sasuke suggested.

"I love that!" the blond scribbled what Sasuke had said on the paper, "Maybe we can get someone to 'accidentally' dump water on him. Hinata, perhaps."

"Order flowers that have bees stuck in the bulbs!"

"Perfect! Make him squeal for his mommy like a five-year-old!"

The two smiled at each other, evilly.

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Hanto groaned in pain. His chair had fallen out from under him, a stupid servant had poured water down his front and just now he had been stung by a million bees. He frowned as he entered his room. His eyes darted around. Nothing out of the ordinary.

He wandered across the room and into the washroom. Suddenly, the back of his head collided with the wooden floor.

The floor was soapy. He growled, stood up, left the washroom and looked out the window. The sun had set. The corner of his mouth twitched. He yawned and crawled into bed.

"Uuuugghh!" he was submerged in honey. Hanto got out of bed and left the room, dripping in honey. He walked down the hall, up two flights of stairs and down another hall. He slowly opened an oak door, stared at the girl laying in the bed for a moment before stepping inside the room.

He walked toward the bed, the pinked hair woman turned onto her back and opened her beautiful emerald eyes. Those eyes were suddenly angry, "What are you doing, Hanto?" Sakura growled, sitting up on the bed and crossing her arms.

"Are there any other bedrooms?"

"No!"

"Then can I--?" he touched the bed with his fingertips.

"In your dreams, buck-o! Go sleep on one of the couches!" she raised a fist at him, threateningly.

"OK, OK." Hanto backed out of the room and left for the common area.

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"Ouch! You stepped on my foot!"

"Stop moving!"

"You stop!"

Sasuke slapped his hand over Naruto's mouth. Hanto was walking slowly down the hall. He entered through a double door, to the common area. When everything was silent, he sighed in relief and lowered his hand.

The two boys draped dark gray robes around their persons, putting the hoods over their faces. They seemed to glide over the stone floor, into the large room.

Sasuke saw Hanto shift and slowly sit up. He stiffened in fear when he saw Sasuke and Naruto in the dark cloaks.

"Yoooou..." Naruto said in a hastily voice, sweeping an arm through the air slowly.

"Yoooou wiiilllll liiiiiiiivve aaa cuuuurssed..." Sasuke said in the same tone.

"Liiiiiiife!" Naruto screeched in an unnatural pitch.

Hanto gasped in fear and buried his face in his pillow.

"Weeeeee leeeeeeaavee yooooooou nooooooow." Sasuke said.

"Aaaaa broookkeeen maaaan!"

The two of them turned and glided out of the large and opening living area. They burst out laughing when they were a safe distance away.

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Sorry I haven't updated in the last couple days. My friend got punched on Monday by a drunk bitch and as the only witness, I've been having some trouble. Sleeping, etc. It was truly scary. Especially when I saw the drunken bitch again today after school.