When it came to Gokudera, Sawada Tsunayoshi had quickly learnt not to be surprised - but when the silver-haired teenager caught up with him just out the front of their school, a familiar blond following him around, Tsuna was shocked.

"B-bel-san...?" Tsuna stuttered, the memories of the Storm Ring battle clear in his head - Belphegor was vicious, and would stop at nothing to get what he wanted. "W-what are you d-doing here...?"

Bel's grin was impossibly wide as he leant heavily against one of his crutches, shrugging. "The prince is trying to get Hayato-kun to fuck him~"

"..." Tsuna was frozen in shock, his mouth agape as his soft brunet eyes stared in horror at the Varia Storm. Bel just giggled, as if all of this was a game to him.

"Yo, Tsuna!"

The three teenagers turned around as they heard the youngest of the trio, Yamamoto Takeshi, greeting them. The dark-haired boy looked at cheerful as ever as he stopped by the others, his eyes shining as usual.

"What's Bel doing here?" Yamamoto just smiled at the blond as if this wasn't the same boy who had almost killed Gokudera over a ring.

"The prince wants to be fucked~" Bel poked Gokudera as he spoked. "He wants Hayato-kun to fuck him until he bleeds."

Yamamoto just laughed good-naturedly. Both Tsuna and Gokudera wondered if the younger even knew what Bel was talking about.

"What's 'fucking'?" Yamamoto's grin never wavered in the least.

"Well, when Hayato-kun finally fucks the prince, the peasant can watch and learn~" Bel licked his lips at the thought. "The prince likes it when people watch him; it makes him even hornier~"

For once, Gokudera found himself looking out for Yamamoto - slapping his hands over the younger's ears, he hissed at Bel, "Shut the fuck up! You're tainting his innocence!"

"Well, the prince would like to keep Hayato-kun for himself, but he doesn't mind if someone else joins in~"

"Fuck, you're pissing me off with that stupid third-person speech!" Gokudera reached into the pocket of his school jacket, his hand resurfacing with a few small bombs. "See these? Keep it up and I'll shove these so far up your ass, you'll be spitting up gunpowder for the next year."

"That's not all Hayato-kun can shove up there." Bel's smile was so innocent, Tsuna couldn't help but laugh softly.

"You did walk into that one, Gokudera-kun," the brunet said softly.

Gokudera growled, stuffing the dynamite back in his pocket; he would never hurt his beloved Tenth, but Belphegor was really getting on his nerves.

"So what, are you just going to follow us into school, dumbass?" Gokudera asked the older teenager. Bel just giggled as he nodded. "You know they'll kick you straight back out, right?"

As the silver-haired male said this, the bell rang overhead, signalling the beginning of classes.

Gokudera just took one last look at the blond before he grabbed Tsuna and Yamamoto's jackets, pulling them through the grounds of the school and towards the building awaiting them.

Bel followed behind at a distance, almost like a lion stalking its prey. He didn't mind losing sight of the three younger males amongst the horde of school students because hunting them down was all part of the fun.

The prince is happy~ Happy, happy, happy~ The Varia Storm hummed to himself as he stopped outside of the classroom he knew his target had entered. He took a deep breath, trying to calm his visible excitement and pull off something in order to stay with the angsty teenager.

Bel wiped the grin off his face, pretending this was another mission given to him by Xanxus. He knocked politely on the wooden door before sliding it open, bowing to the teacher as he knew was the Japanese custom. He smiled in a polite manner before he raised his body and pointed to Gokudera.

"Hayato-kun is my boyfriend. I'm new to this school, and he said he would show me around before I officially start." Inside, Bel was quivering with excitement.

The male teacher blinked at Bel, his mouth agape. It opened and closed for a few seconds before he managed to say, "E-exuse me...?"

Bel walked through the rows of desks until he was standing by a now-fuming Gokudera's side. He grinned as he reached out to pet silver hair before he replied. "I lose my bearings easily, so I need someone to show me around for a few days so I'm not late to class when I start. Hayato-kun promised he'd take care of me while we were fucking - I assume that goes for showing me around school, too."

Gokudera wanted to reach out and snap that scrawny little brat's neck, but he knew if he did anything right now, Bel would throw another fit - it was either put up with being treated as if he were gay and dating that blond freak, or have questions he just didn't want to answer arise.

It was torture stopping his shaking hands from throwing dynamite at the Varia member, and even holding back his tongue, but nothing compared to when Bel got up the nerve to lean down and still his first kiss from him. He was sure that, if he hadn't been stunned so badly, the school janitors would have been moping the older teenager up from the floor. Instead, he could only sit there with wide eyes, barely taking in the shocked looks of his teacher and classmates.

It was Yamamoto who brought everyone back to reality. The dark-haired teenager laughed before saying, "I didn't know you and Bel were dating."

"Oh, we are~" Bel sang, knowing he had just shocked the teacher far too much to be able to so much as ask him to leave. Taking a seat on Gokudera's lap, he said, "We've been going steady for a while now."

Gokudera was far too stunned to push the other off him. He could only blink and feel the way his hands were grabbed and wrapped around a skinny waist.

"What are you doing...?" Even Gokudera's voice was full of shock, weak and confused.

"Joining Hayato-kun in class, of course~" Bel giggled to himself as he leant back against the younger's chest, feeling at ease with the way things were. "The prince won't leave until Hayato-kun fucks him~"

"Slut." Gokudera muttered, pulling his hands away from the other. "You're lucky I don't want to start any questions involving the Tenth being involved with mafia or I'd have blown you to hell already."

"Well, when Hayato-kun does blow him, can he cum all over your pretty face?"

Gokudera just slapped his face, hating the way he kept opening himself up for comments like this. He really did need to learn to shut up...