Disclaimer: Hi yeah still not rich. It's not mine.
Author's note: Well here's the next chapter. Bold is James. Italics is Remus. Bold italics is Sirius. Underlined is Peter.
Chapter 2 Day One
The next day Sirius and James were sitting in the back of Defence Against the Dark passing notes to each other. Completely ignoring what the teacher was saying.
Can you believe this stupid punish. I miss the sound of my voice!
I know and Moony and Wormtail not talking to us this going to be a long month.
Yeah.
"Mr. Black maybe you can help answer the question I just asked." The Professor asked Sirius who touched his throat and tried to talk. "Act it out." Sirius looked at him confused his head tilted like a dog. "Act out what a boggart does to you." Sirius shrugged and stood up. He then pointed at James. "Do you need help?" Sirius nodded. "Mr. Potter will assist you."
James and Sirius walked to the front of the classroom. James looked at Sirius who nodded. James started running around waving his arms chasing Sirius. Sirius tried to scream, but of course no sound came out. He stopped James didn't notice and ran into him. They both fell to the ground laughing silently.
"Thank you boys. That was... amusing take 10 points to Gryffindor each." They walked back to their seats beaming.
Well that was amusing.
It wasn't that bad until you stopped and we both feel to the floor.
I forgot about our punishment and I started to panic.
Are you serious? How could you forget something like that?
Yes I am Sirius Sorry I couldn't resist the ever so popular serious Sirius joke!) and I forgot because I wasn't thinking about it!
You two should pay more attention class is over it's free period.
Moony your writing to us again!
Hello Moony! Are you talking to us again? Figuratively speaking of course.
Yes I suppose so. That was a good renactment very funny.
Thank you.
Yeah... funny... right. Hey listen I think I'm going to spend free period in the great hall.
With that James grabbed his things and walked out of the class room.
Why is he going to the great hall?
To stare at Evans of course! Lets go outside I want to watch the frist years throw rocks at each other!
With that said Sirius skipped out the door. Remus rolled his eyes at his friend, grabbed the parchment and ran after Sirius.
They ran outside to find Peter sitting under their tree. Remus sat next to Peter under the tree while Sirius stretched until he fell to the ground. He watched the frist years who were throwing Jello at each other. Sirius was disappointed they desided not to throw rocks. He pulled a bag of marshmallows out of his bag and shoved one in his mouth before he started throwing them at Peter. Remus sighed and started reading.
In the great hall five minutes later:
James was sitting in the Great Hall staring at Lily when a very distraught Sirius came running in. He mimed something that looked like a dog dieing. Then when James looked completely confused he threw a piece of parchment on the table starling James.
Mr. Padfoot would like to beg Mr. Prongs for help seeing as Moony and Wormtail would like to kill me!
James sighed and took the quill from Sirius.
Mr. Prongs would like to know why Moony and Wormtail want to kill Mr. Padfoot. In other words what did you do?
I might have accidentally turned Moony's book into a snail and I might have accidentally made Wormtail's hair change colors. Bright colors like hot pink and lime green every five minutes.
Is that it?
No I couldn't turn the book back into a book and... Oh no here they come! Quick give me the cloak!
James handed Sirius the cloak and he disappeared as Remus and Peter walked over. Sirius had done a good job on Peter's hair. It was very funny to see all of the different colors.
Mr. Moony would like to know where Mr. Padfoot is.
Mr. Prongs would like to point out that he does not keep tabs on all of his friends. Now if you would like to know where Mr. Wormtail is I can tell you.
Mr. Wormtail would like to warn Mr. Prongs that we are extremly mad right now.
James just tell us where Sirius is.
How would I know where he is?
He was talking to you. I read the notes above.
We could use the map to find him.
Good Idea Wormtail.
I get them sometimes.
Where's the map Prongs?
Don't have it.
I do.
I thought you were afraid of them.
Changed my mind. Besides Petes not all that scary. Remus on the other hand don't make him mad Prongs.
Don't plan on it.
You!
Me!
You owe me a new book!
Why now you have a nice snail to play with.
I don't want a stupid snail! I want to know how the book ends.
I know how it ends.
Ok then how does it end?
Well if it was a romance the two people get married unless they die then their dead together. If it's a fantasy one of your favorite characters will probably die. But if it's a horror then everyone dies.
I was reading a mystery.
The butler did it! That or the girlfriend framed the butler.
Where did you get all of that from?
I made it up.
That sounds like most books I've read.
You read?
Of course he reads you git.
I take offence to that. I'm not a git.
How can you take a fence to words?
Ha ha you're soooo funny.
Can one of you try to fix my hair?
I can try lets go.
Wait don't forget to get the pumpkin juice for later!
Pumpkin juice right. How many gallons again?
Lets go with 200 just to be safe and tell them to put it in the ceiling.
Ok come on Peter.
Why do you need that much pumpkin juice in the ceiling?
Tonight it will rain pumpkin juice!
Oh I guess that explains it.
They sat there waiting for Sirius and Peter to come back.
What are the odds that he actually does fix his hair?
Slim to none.
That's what I thought.
BANG!
They both looked up to see a bald Peter and a scared Sirius come into the hall. Sirius ran over to them and hide behind James.
HELP! He's going to kill me!
Why are you so afraid of Peter? He's harmless.
That's just an act you've never seen what he can do!
How did you make him bald?
I don't even know!
He messed up that's how!
I didn't mean to!
Did you get the pumpkin juice?
What? Oh yeah every thing's ready.
Good. Well it's now or never. Dumbledore just sat down.
James pulled a rope that had just appeared there and the enchanted ceiling started to rain pumpkin juice. It was pouring. The four boys smiled and looked at the teacher's table Dumbledore who was soaked nodded to them. McGonagall walked over to them and grabbed James and Sirius by the ear again.
"Clean it up now!" She said marching them to the broom cupboard and handed them each a broom. They spent the rest of the day cleaning the great hall.
Author's note: Well There's chapter two is it as good as chapter one? Now I have a question. Would you all like me to write each day of the month or skip some? And if you guys have any ideas for this I would love to hear them!