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Summary: Today the marauders take on the Syltherins! Who will come out on top?

Us of course!

Sirius?

Nope your annoying little brother.

I don't have a little brother.

Oh darn...

Thank you for that Sirius anyway where was I? Oh yes! James asked Lily for advice and she acknowledges that he is alive. And finally Someone pranks the marauders!

That's impossible no one can prank a marauder!

Yeah they can. Read to find out who.

Author's note: Sorry about that up there Sirius taped into my brain while I was writing. He just had to get out! Anyway thank you so much to those of you who reviewed! To those who are reading this and not reviewing please tell me what you think. Remember James writes in bold, Sirius writes in bold italics, Remus is just italics, and Peter is underlined. Now then on with the chapter!

Chapter 3

It was Saturday mourning as James and Sirius tiredly walked down to the common room. Sirius walked over to Remus and Peter who were playing chess and sat down falling asleep again. Remus looked at him and rolled his eyes turning back to the chess board. Remus moved the piece manually and pointed at Peter's king then at himself. Peter glared at him and he sank down into his armchair.

James walked over to Lily and took out a piece of paper and a quill.

Hello Lily.

She looked at him and sighed, "Hello James."

Can you help me with that spell we learned in transfiguration the other day?

"Couldn't you ask Remus or even Black I'm sure he knows how to do that spell."

I need someone who can talk to explain it.

He gave her his best puppy dog eyes and she sighed again. "Fine let's go outside then."

Ok

James looked over at his friends and smiled winking at them. Sirius gave him the thumbs up, Peter looked really confused, and Remus just shook his head. Lily and James walked down to the grounds. When they got there Lily picked up a rock and turned to James.

"Now listen up Potter watch carefully I'm only going over this once!" Lily snapped. James nodded staring at her dreamily.

She waved her wand in long complex movements and the rock in her hand turned into a picture frame.

"Now you try picture the item you want it to turn into in your mind." James nodded and thought of a picture frame and pick up a rock. He waved his wand in the same long complex wand movements as Lily. The rock turned into a picture frame covered in lilies he handed it to Lily and smiled.

He nodded his thanks.

"Did you already know how to do that?" She asked looking at the picture frame. He nodded Lily glared at him. "James Potter how dare you trick me as a punishment I'll be keeping this!" James laughed silently. They sat quietly looking at the clouds daydreaming.

Snape saw James and Lily sitting there and got jealous he got up and walked over to them. "Potter nice picture frame going soft?"

James glared at Snape as did Lily. "Drop it Severus just leave him alone." Snape just ignored her and continued to glare at James.

"Going to let the mudblood fight your battles for you." Snape waited as if wanting James to say something. "Oh thats right McGonagall took your voice away. Too bad." James lept at Snape Lily ran between them.

"Just ignore him James!" She yelled as James made to move around her neither of them noticed Snape pull out his wand.

Snape pointed his wand at James and yelled, "Sectumsempra!" The curse hit James' arm. James grabbed his arm and felt blood on his hand. There was no stopping James as he lunged at Snape tackling him to the ground. Snape having a wand blasted him off James flew backwards hitting the castle wall. He crumbled to the ground unconscious.

"James!" Lily yelled running over to him. Other students were already rushing to see if he was ok. Lily gasped when she saw him. Blood was flowing down his face from a large gash on his head. "Someone go get a professor quick!" Lily yelled to the crowd.

Sirius, Remus and Peter ran towards their friend and Lily. Sirius looked at James then at Lily pointing to James.

"It was Severus he attacked James!" Lily sobbed, "I tried to stop him but he used a curse that I never heard of and James arm started bleeding. James jumped at him, but Snape blasted him off and he hit the castle." Professor McGonagal came running towards them.

"Oh my goodness Evans what happened?" Lily explained what had happened between James and Snape. "Your three take Mr. Potter to the hospital wing. Pettigrew you go and find Snape." The four nodded and went to do what she told them to.

Remus and Sirius carried James up to the hospital wing Lily followed silently behind. When they got to the hospital wing Lily yelled, "Madame Pomfrey!" The nurse ran out of her office.

"What's going on I have sick..." She gasped when she saw James. "What happened to him?"

"Snape attacked him." Lily told the nurse.

"I see put him on the bed and go wait in you common room. You can come visit him later." Sirius and Remus set James down gently and left with a final look at their hurt friend. Lily followed them down the hall. It would have been an uneventful walk if Sirius hadn't of tripped over an invisible rope knocking the other two down.

"Black!" Lily yelled glareing at him, but Sirius wasn't listening to her he was looking around trying to see what he tripped over. The only thing he saw was a sign. He pointed excitedly to the sign. The Sign said: Free marshmallows and chocolate! Come to the transfiguration corridor!

Without waiting for the others Sirius jumped up and ran in the direction of the transfiguration corridor. Remus looked at Lily who shrugged and they followed the teen to get their sweets.

Sirius walked into the transfiguration room and looked around seeing McGonagall he ran over to her. "Oh Mr. Black are you here for the sweets?" He nodded excitedly. "Well lets wait for your friends." About five seconds later Remus and Lily stumbled in to the room.

"What would you like chocolate of marshmallows?" McGonagall ask the three of them.

"Sirius wants both chocolate and marshmallows, but Remus and I want only chocolate." The two boys looked at her stunned not knowing how she knew that. McGonagall nodded and waved her wand.

BANG! Before they knew what happened they were standing there covered in chocolate and in Sirius ' case marshmallows. They stood there shocked that McGonagall had just pranked them. McGonagall was laughing uncontrollably.

Later after they washed all the marshmallow and chocolate off they went to visit James who laughed when he heard what had happened. They stayed and wrote to James for the rest of the day until Madame Promfrey chased them out with a broom. She managed to hit Sirius over the head five times before they left rubbing the spots where she had hit them.

Author's note: Well I know it might not have been funny at the beginning, but same of you want Snape in the story. Please review ideas are welcome and let me know if you think Sirius should explain something like he did books. Thanks to everyone who's reading this please continue to read it!