(A/n: Before you read this you should know Nishakku is Ulquiorra's older brother. He is basically the same except he has white hair[I think] gold eyes, and gold tear streaks. The reason I'm not sure is because he's my buddy's OC, and all credit for him goes to her. [Horror's Bride] Enjoy!)

Chapter 1

"Lord Aizen?"

"Yes, Ulquiorra?"

"Why have you called this meeting?"

Aizen sighed, summing it all up in one word: "Tenshi." The cuatro Espada nodded once and sighed himself. "What did she do?"

"Nothing yet. She said something about having a meeting because of some sort of urgent matters."

"And you believe her kind of 'urgent matters' will actually be urgent?" Grimmjow asked with a scoff.

Before Aizen could reply, the door opened and Tenshi entered, wearing some sort of reading glasses while reading some type of document concealed by a folder and heaving a heavy-looking box on her hip. Dropping the box on the table with a huff, she started passing a sheet of paper out to everyone present. "We're going to Florida." She said.

"What?"

"Where?"

"What the hell?"

"When?"

As the protests grew, a tick mark appeared on her forehead. Taking the glasses off, she took out a bullhorn and blew it, covering her sensitive canine ears. It grew quiet as everyone else rubbed their ears.

"My god…" she muttered. "Anyways, we're going to Florida, which is in America, which is in the World of the Living."

A series of 'Oh's and different conversations broke out among the Espada. Tenshi raised the horn threateningly, glaring, and it was quiet once again.

"Okay. So anyways…" a grin spread across Tenshi's face. "We leave at three. This afternoon."

"What?!"

"But that's in an hour!"

Tenshi blew her horn again. "Shut it you whiny little bitches!" she snapped. Opening the box, she pulled out five t-shirts and tossed one to Ulquiorra, Harribel, Szayel, Nishakku, and Aizen.

They unfolded the shirts and a few gasps and stifled laughter was heard throughout the room. Tenshi pinched the bridge of her nose in frustration and closed her eyes. "I'm gonna kill that kid…" she muttered, then reopened her eyes and let her hand fall to her side. The t-shirts were supposed to be plain white with a simple hollow mask on it. Instead, they were a pastel pink with a hollow mask that had been princess-ified. There was a huge tiara on its head, baby blue eyeshadow over its eye sockets, pink blush on its cheeks, and pink lipstick above and below its growling fangs.

Turning and starting for the door, Tenshi tossed over her shoulder, "Don't forget: Authoress wants y'all packed and ready by three o'clock sharp!" and slipped out of the room.

(I don't know how often I'll update this story; my mother has yet to give me my laptop back even though I'm off of punishment.

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