A/N: So much writer's block! Remember: each one-shot is 1111 words! Review! A conversation before bed, just like the last one. By the way, they're in the middle of seventh year.
"My hair is amazing!" James groaned.
"Why the long face, Jamie?"
"Well it always goes back to your hair, doesn't it Padfoot?"
"Girls think it's pretty."
"Tell me which girl, has EVER, said something nice about your hair?"
"Jazz thinks it's amazing."
"Um, no I don't," said a voice from beside him.
"Jasmine Stone! When did you get there?" asked Sirius.
"I've been here forever," she replied. Sirius harrumphed.
"Whatever." Remus laughed.
"Um, Sirius, I thought you said whatever was a girl word."
"Shut it, Wormtail."
"Sirius!"
"Stop scolding me, you're not my mum."
"Ha ha. Moony mum."
"Prongs, say that one more time, and you'll have one less antler than before."
"Sorry, mum."
"Merlin, I'm so going to kill you."
"Can I have a bed?" All eyes turned to Jazz, who was sitting Indian style on the rug on the floor.
"Mine!" said Sirius. Jazz wrinkled her nose.
"No thanks."
"I suppose, mine," offered James. She looked jokingly at Remus.
"Well, if there aren't any better offers," she said, looking at Remus again. Remus laughed.
"Starr, I know you just want my chocolate." She pouted.
"Please?" Remus shook his head.
"No chocolate for you!"
"Why not?"
"Because I said so!"
"You're not Santa!"
"What does that have to do with anything?"
"I've been a good girl, so I deserve chocolate!"
"Go get your own, then!"
"But Mooony..."
"FIne. You can have ONE chocolate chip."
"A caramel one?"
"I guess."
"Yay! Love you, Moony!"
"WHAT? Moony, you never gave us any chocolate, how come Jazz gets some?"
"Because, Sirius, I'm special!"
"About as special as a rock."
"That was a really lame comeback, Padfoot!"
"Shut up Prongs."
"LOL." They turned to Peter.
"Wormy, what does lol mean?"
"Laugh out loud."
"Why'd you say it now?"
"I don't know, it just seems like the right time."
"Alright then, Pete."
"Jazzykins?"
"Yes, Prongsykins?"
"Why are you still standing?"
"I don't know." And with that, Jazz went and plopped herself in Remus's lap.
"Jazz?"
"Yeah?"
"Please get off me."
"Not till I get my chocolate."
"But I can't reach it!"
"Too bad, I'm comfortable."
"I'm not."
"I don't care."
"Thanks."
"Your welcome."
"Aw, Prongs, look at the loveydoves!"
"Just you wait Padfoot," said James confidently. "Me and Lily will be like that in no time."
"Sure you will Prongs," Jazz said sarcastically.
"OOOOOHHH!"
"What, Sirius?"
"Nothing."
"You mean you screamed for nothing?"
"Pretty much."
"Padfoot, you're crazy."
"So are you."
"True thing."
"That sounds weird."
"Your face sounds weird."
"Oh, we are not back on this again!"
"Sorry, Moony, I'm pretty sure that we are."
"Ugghhh..."
"Your face is-"
"SIRIUS!" said Jazz loudly.
"What?"
"Shut up!"
"Why?"
"Cause I said so!"
"You're not Santa," he said tauntingly. She glared at him.
"Oh you play dirty, Sirius Black."
"Yup, I'm back."
"Sirius, that didn't make sense."
"Whatever. Okay on to the wedding!"
"Huh?"
"You know..."
"Um, no I'm pretty sure we don't."
"Starr's and Moony's, of course!" Jazz laughed.
"Alright then."
"Now who will be the best man!"
"Me, I'm Moony's best friend!"
"I'm pretty sure that I AM Moony's best friend!"
"Please we all know that I am Moony's BFF!" They ignored Sirius's comment.
"Might I remind you, that you're all my best friends?"
"Oh yeah..."
"Okay, then we'll all be best mans."
"You mean best men."
"No I mean mans."
"Oh Lord help me..."
"Who's gonna be the maid of honor?"
"Either Lily, Cherry, or Alice."
"Which one?"
"I don't know yet!"
"Well, you have to know!"
"Why?"
"Cause you guys are getting married really soon!" Remus rolled his eyes.
"Mate, we're not getting married till AFTER graduation, and the year's barely halfway through!"
"You make a good point there, Moony."
"What about mine and Lily's wedding?" Jazz sighed.
"Mate, when are you going to get over her?"
"Never! She's warming up to me!"
"As a friend James! I'm sorry, but Lily's not going to fall in love with you anytime soon."
"No comment."
"Oh, I truly am sorry Prongs, but honestly, you guys are good friends now, and I don't want you to screw that up by asking her out again! James, it's been five years, you really need to get over Lily."
"Starr, I don't think that's gonna happen anytime soon."
"Sorry Prongs."
"You're right of course, but-"
"You just can't help who you fall in love with?" she said softly. James nodded miserably.
"I wish I could get over her, but I just can't." Jazz jumped of Remus's lap and gave James a big hug.
"Jazz, you're choking me."
"Sorry."
"You're not sorry."
"How do you know?"
"Because you're still choking me."
"Oh, sorry."
"Stop apologizing."
"Sorry!"
"Jazz."
"Oh, sorr- okay I'm just going to shut my face now."
"Love you."
"LOL."
"Peter-"
"Okay. I'm going to sleep now."
"What, Pete? It's only-" Jazz checked the clock. "Four in the morning? Crap, we have classes!"
"Eh, who cares?" Sirius said lazily. "It's only school!" Jazz rolled her eyes.
"I'm going to my dorm. Goodnight," she said, and planted a kiss on Remus's cheek before turning the door hanger. It didn't open.
"Um, why is the door not opening?" James groaned.
"Oh yeah, McGonagall set it so it couldn't open after one."
"What?! Why?" Sirius shrugged.
"Cause we kept sneaking out."
"Fine. Guess I'll just crash here. Any offers?"
"You could sleep here," said Remus, wiggling his eyebrows jokingly. Sirius laughed, when Jazz wrinkled her nose.
"Wow, Moony, never knew you had it in you!" said Sirius appreciatively. James looked disturbed.
"You guys would NOT actually do it with us in here, would you?" Jazz chucked a pillow at him.
"Heck no! Goodnight James," she said, falling back on Remus's bed. James laughed.
"Goodnight Starr." Jazz sat up again.
"On the second thought..." She grabbed her pillow and smacked Remus soundly in the face. "Oh dear Lord, he's already asleep."
"Sleep Jazz!"
"Love you guys."
A / N: Hey guys! Next chapter of the Marauderette should be up soon. Review. And have you heard the news? We are snowed in!