(A/n: Damn. I hadn't realized how long it's been since I updated this. Oh well, shit happens. I'm in a bad mood right now because I can't find the written out version of this story; I think I threw it away when cleaning my room. So I'm kinda just winging it for now until I write it over again.

Oh well, enjoy, review, and all that shit.)

Chapter 2

Tenshi was reluctant to go off in search of Mika for fear of getting lost again. It has happened to her on multiple occasions, ending up with herself and others injured. Somehow, though, she felt the authoress wouldn't let her get lost this time since she had a mission of sorts to complete, so she set off to find the white-haired girl. After about a half hour— "Curse you dammit!" she thought angrily at the authoress, who she knew could hear her— she finally found the other girl in the kitchen, sitting on the counter and throwing fruit at anything that moved. Tenshi caught the apple that came her way and grinned at her friend. "Bored?" she asked.

"Yup." Mika said, nodding. "Is it easy to tell?"

"You're throwing apples at anything that moves." Tenshi deadpanned. "You only do stupid shit like that when you're bored."

The taller girl just shrugged. "Touché. So what did you want?"

"Oh yeah!" Tenshi snapped her fingers. "The authoresses wanted me to give you this." Tenshi handed Mika a folded slip of notebook paper. "It's about a trip or something we're supposed to be going on to cure our boredom."

"You read my note?" Mika glared at the munchkin, tempted to hit her.

Tenshi waved her away dismissively. "You know I'm nosey, get over it."

As Tenshi walked out of the room to get out of harm's way, aka: Mika's Apples of Doom, the Authoress decided to punish her by making her walk into the doorframe. "Dammit!" The Inugo heiress cursed under her breath.

Mika rolled her eyes at her friend's antics before she opened the note to get the specifics of this so-called "trip".

Yo! Horror here! Kuro-chan decided to hold a… contest in the World of the Living, and I'm helping her since you're mine. So, I'm temporarily giving you the power to go to different dimensions and stuff 'cause I need you to go to the World of Naruto to get our" guest" contestants, a group called the Akatsuki. You just need to get there and I'll take care of the rest. Now, what I want you to do is…

The letter then went into specifics on how Mika dimension-traveled that the authoress is too lazy to describe. Once Mika was in the Narutoverese standing in front of the huge, rock hideout, a vibration in her pocket caught her attention. She dug around, pulled out her cell phone, and flipped it open. She put the device to her ear, "Hey Horror-sama."

"Sup Mika? I have an idea. Do you want to enter like a boss?" Mika could hear the grin in her creator's voice.

"Of course." Mika said. "Whaddya got in mind?"

"Well, after I give you these instructions, I want you to put me on mute. First, you're to gather some spiritual pressure up in your vocal cords. It'll feel weird, and you'll want to let it out. So, when it gets almost unbearable, I want you to scream as loud as you can. Once the barrier breaks, go in through the dust and make your entrance or whatever." Mika could feel the second authoress roll her eyes. "Just make sure you take me off mute as soon as you get in there."

"Ok." Mika did as Horror said, muting her and building up her spiritual pressure in her vocal cords. She winced; it was uncomfortable, and she had to start over twice before she got used to it. Once unbearable, as the authoress described, Mika let out a fierce, high-pitched scream. Slowly, the seal cracked and blew away in the wind as the rock door crumbled to pebbles. As dust rose, Mika stepped in, a wide grin spread across her face. "Sup bitches!" she greeted after un-muting her phone.

Horror sighed, probably face-palming, on the other end of the line. "You hang around Tenshi too much…" she muttered.

"Well it is her creator writing this, so you shouldn't be too surprised." Mika said.

"True." Horror said thoughtfully.

A nice sized rock fell and hit Mika on the head, courtesy of Kuro. As Mika opened her mouth to complain, Horror intervened, seeing as they were there for a reason. The ten criminals currently in the room stared at Mika with a disbelieving stare. "Who are you and why are you in our hideout." A booming voice came from a … shadow? He/it was the only one to step forward when Mika had entered, so she guessed he/it was their leader.

Horror answered for Mika. "You and your organization of criminals are coming to compete against our organization of idio— I mean criminals for a weekend." Horror said, almost slipping and calling them "idiots". Most of them were, she just wanted to keep both the Espada and the Akatsuki on equal terms for now.

"Are you the one in charge of destroying our front door?" Kakuzu demanded from the rest of the members on the statue thingy. "Because I hope you know you're paying for that."

"Eh, shut it Frankie (1). I'll fix that later. For now, you and the rest of your comrades are going to come play— I mean compete for money." Horror said.

"I'm in." Kakuzu stated suddenly, using the Body Flicker technique to stand down in front of Pein, who grabbed the miser's arm. "And if we don't come? We can just kill the girl." Pein said.

"Oh, you don't want to do that." Horror chuckled darkly. Suddenly it got darker in the already dark cave and a black mass appeared behind Mika in front of the main entrance, blocking off the sunlight. As glowing eyes of all colors of the rainbow appeared in the swirling mass, soft hisses and whispers rose in volume until the Akatsuki members heard audible phrases of different voices come from it.

"I'll kill them if you give me peach yogurt."

"I'll seal their deaths with a bow."

"I can send them to hell if you want me to."

Horror's voice rose above the other women's. "See, the girl you see in front of you is Mika, my daughter of sorts. I created her. I also created all of the women in the portal you see behind you, and they would get very upset if anything happened to their sister. So I think it's best for you to just pack your bags and go with Mika before this gets messy." Mika stared at the phone on her hand. She had almost forgotten how much of a boss her creator was.

Pein was quiet for a moment before he sighed. "Fine."

They could all hear Horror grin as she replied, "Good!"

Mika hung up the phone a moment later, grinning awkwardly at the Akatsuki. "Sorry we got off on a bad foot, but… y'all wanna start over? I'm Mika, as Horror-sama said."

"Kakuzu." The gruff man said.

"Deidara, un." A blond boy stated.

"Tobi's name is Tobi!" a human lollipop piped up cheerily.

"No one cares Tobi, un!" Deidara bopped the childish member on the head.

"WAH! SEMPAI'S BEING MEAN TO TOBI!"

Mika stared at the pair before blinking and looking to the next member. "Alright then." She mumbled under her breath. "Your name?" she asked Hidan.

Before the zealot could open his mouth, Kakuzu answer for him. "He's Hidan. Don't mind what comes out of his mouth; he can't form a competent sentence without cursing." And to prove Kakuzu's point, Hidan went off on a cursing tangent on Kakuzu.

Mika moved onto the next person. "And you?" she asked Kisame.

"Kisame. That's Itachi." He said, and then pointed at said weasel, who barely glanced in her direction.

"I'm Konan." Konan stated, then gestured at Zetsu and Leader, introducing them respectively. "They're Zetsu and Pein-sama."

Mika nodded. "Good. Now that introductions are over, are you all ready to go? You'll be there for a few days."

There seemed to be no complaint, and Kakuzu seemed to have pulled a random suitcase out of his ass, which held who knows what. "Okay then, we should get going!" Mika opened a portal to the World of the Living back in her dimension. She gestured for the Akatsuki to go first. "After you!"

(A/n: I made this longer, I think. Either way, first round comes next chapter. To suggest questions, leave them in a review or PM me or something. If you do suggest a question, make sure it's one related to ninja/shinigami please! Review and shit, ja ne.)