Chapter five

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Christmas day, Barry Burton's house. The gang are in the living room exchanging presents, drinking hot chocolate, eating warm chocolate chip cookies and having a fun time. Jake however put his head on his arm against the window, looking outside. He was deep in thought. Just then, he felt warm arms around his waist. It was Sherry.

Sherry: Hey you.

Jake (turns his head at Sherry and smiles a little): Hi beautiful.

Sherry: Are you okay? You don't look so happy. Are you thinking about Wesker?

Jake: Yeah. I'm pissed off at him but I hate to admit it...I wish we were celebrating Christmas with him. He's probably getting ready to take over the world today.

Sherry: Hey you tried your best baby. I wish that Wesker could change his ways too but we can't force him. He made his choice.

Jake: Yeah, you're right.

Sherry: Come on, don't be sad. Lets go have fun before Wesker destroys the world today okay?

Jake turns around and puts his arms around Sherry's waist and kisses her.

Jake: Okay baby. (Jake smiles)

Sherry smiles back and they hold hands and go to sit down with their friends. Just then, the gang heard the door bell ring.

Sheva: I wonder who that could be?

Jill (running to the door): I'll get it! (She opens the door) WESKER?

Wesker (looks at her condescendingly): Nice PJs Valentine.

Jill was wearing a pink cropped pajama top with designs of cute, cartoon unicorns and she was wearing pink pajama short shorts which were also designed with cute, cartoon unicorns.

Jill: (using her hands to try and cover herself): Fine! I happen to think that "My Cute Little Unicorns" is an adorable show okay? What the fuck are you doing here anyway?!

Wesker: I came to celebrate Christmas! Merry Christmas!

Jill (brings out her gun out of her pajama shorts): Yeah right! You probably have a trap for us!

Chris: What the hell is all that racket? WESKER?!

Chris brings out his gun and points it at Wesker.

Leon, Ada, Claire, Josh, Sheva and Carlos run to the front door, also wondering what was going on.

Leon: Wesker?

Ada: Wesker?

Josh: The fuck?

Sheva: Wesker?

Claire: You asshole! Get out of here!

Carlos: Hijo de puta!

They all point their guns at him.

Wesker: I probably should have called first.

Jake: What the hell is going on...Wesker?

Wesker: Hey Jake...how's it going? Could you um, do your old man a favor and tell your friends to stop pointing their guns at me? And especially tell Claire to stop pointing the laser of her gun at my balls.

Chris: He's probably here to attack us Jake!

Sherry: Guys, Jake is here! Wesker would never try and hurt Jake! Trust me! Now if Jake wasn't here now that would be a different story.

Sheva: Good point.

Jake: Guys, stop aiming your guns at my dad. Wesker, what are you doing here?

Wesker: I'm here to celebrate Christmas with my son and your moronic friends.

Jake: Really? But I thought you were going to destroy the world today!

Wesker: I was planning on destroying the world. In fact I was planning to destroy the world as early as 5:00am today before people got the chance to open their Christmas presents...MUHAHAHAHA! (clears throat) But these ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future came to visit me and they advised me that it wouldn't be a good idea to destroy the world on Christmas! So here I am!

Jake: Um, dad...are you high?

Wesker: Nope! Come on! I'm being serious! I have loads of Christmas gifts for all of you in this huge bag!

Sherry: Wow you're not going to destroy the world today? Thanks Wesker! (Sherry stretches her arms to hug him)

Wesker (Pushes Sherry away from him): Don't get carried away. Now lets open presents!

In the living room, Christmas music is playing and everybody is sitting down and opening the Christmas presents Wesker gave them.

Sheva (opens her present): A bucket of fried chicken? Really?

Wesker: You like it huh?

Sheva: Um...yay...thanks...that's not racist at all.

Jill: Ewww! Is this is vial of blood?!

Wesker: Yes! It's a sample of your blood that I took when I captured you and brainwashed you! I was planning on using it to clone you and make your clone super evil! But I decided not to clone you so I'm giving you your blood sample back!

Jill (disgusted): You could have just thrown it away...but okay...um, thanks Wesker.

Josh: Condoms?!

Wesker: Yes, I know how you black men have so many baby mamas! So I wanted to help you prevent that!

Josh: Um...thanks...I guess...

Leon: Hair clippers?!

Wesker: You probably should cut your hair. You look like a girl.

Ada: A manicure and pedicure set? Wow that's actually a nice gift Wesker.

Wesker: Yeah! You could give people manicures and pedicures and get paid for it. Good business venture huh?

Ada stands up and lunges to punch Wesker but Leon held her back.

Leon (hugging Ada and calming her down): It's okay baby, it's okay, just ignore him.

Ada: But he's a racist motherfucker!

Leon: For Jake's sake, just let it go.

Ada grits her teeth and sits back down but still gives Wesker an evil look.

Wesker: Why don't you like your gift? Oh well. Miguel open your gift.

Carlos: It's Carlos.

Wesker: Whatever.

Carlos: *sighs* (opens his present): An English dictionary? But I speak English fluently!

Wesker: You have a Mexican accent.

Carlos: First of all, I'm not Mexican and second of all just because I have an accent doesn't mean I can't speak English! Are you fucking kidding me?

Sheva (hugging Carlos to calm him down): Just tolerate him for Jake.

Carlos: Fine.

Claire: A shirt that says 'Little Sister'?

Wesker: Yes! Chris open yours.

Chris: A shirt that says 'Big Brother'?

Wesker: Yes isn't it great? You guys can match!

Claire: Um...no that's kind of weird.

Chris: Thanks anyway...I guess.

Sherry: My dad's journal?

Wesker: Yes. I took it from his lab years ago and I planned on burning it but I was too busy unleashing outbreaks all over the world that I forgot. I'm happy I didn't destroy this book. Now you can have it.

Sherry (tears in her eyes): Oh wow...Wesker...this is...this is so nice of you. I didn't think you were capable of nice. Thank you, this means a lot to me.

Wesker: I had a misunderstanding with your father. The truth is...he was a good friend. The best friend I ever had. Oh and by the way...call me Albert.

Sherry: Seriously? Thanks Albert! Best Christmas ever!

Jake: Thanks dad, that's really nice of you.

The rest of the gang smile, genuinely happy for Sherry.

Sherry: Lets read a page from this journal shall we? (Sherry opens a random page) "Friday, April 1997. I really wish I hadn't had sex with that prostitute last night. I'm pretty sure I got crabs from that bitch. I feel so guilty but Annette is so unemotionally available. I can't remember the last time Annette and I had sex. I'm pretty sure Annette's a lesbian..." Um...okay you know what? I'll just keep this journal safely in my closet...never to be read...ever again. (Sherry shudders)

Wesker: Alright Jake, open your gift.

Jake: Designer sunglasses? Thanks dad! And dad, thanks for not destroying the world and spending Christmas with me. I...I don't like to be all fluffy and shit but um...I um...I love ya dad.

Wesker (smiles): I am fond of you too son.

Jake smiles.

Claire: Alright guys lets eat!

The gang goes to the dining room and enjoys a delicious Christmas feast! Jake was so happy because he got exactly what he wanted for Christmas...to spend Christmas with his dad.

The next day, Albert Wesker took over the world.

Wesker sitting on his golden throne in the middle of the street. Chris, Jill, Sheva, Carlos, Josh, Sherry and Claire were shooting monsters. People were running away screaming. The city is full of smoke and burning buildings.

Jake (approaching Wesker's throne): Hi dad!

Wesker: Hi Jake! How's it going?

Jake: I'm good, just killing monsters. Dad I just want to say thank you so much for not destroying the world on Christmas. That was really nice of you.

Wesker: You're welcome! I know Christmas means a lot to you and I didn't want to ruin Christmas for you. Hey, do you and Sherry want to come over for dinner tonight?

Jake: Oh yeah. That sounds like fun but when we're done taking down these monsters. We'll try and make it by 8.

Wesker: Alright see you then son.

Jake smiles and goes back to combat

Wesker: I still have a good relationship with my son. I'm so happy I didn't destroy the world on Christmas. Merry Christmas to all! And to all a goodnight!

The End?

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Author's note: Wow that was stupid! Lol! I hope y'all enjoyed my fic and I hope y'all had a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! Jah bless! :)