Hey guy's I'm back again for another installment of the wild fox.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Eragon

I walked into the Hokage's office, the first thing I noticed was that there was a large gaping hole where the back wall used to be. Kushina was tied to a chair in front of the Hokage's destroyed desk. Jairya was struggling to hold down a furious Tsunade, I couldn't help but wonder how he managed to undo the rope Kyuubi tied him with. "Its always interesting to see two of the strongest shinobi in the elemental nation's acting like a couple of five year olds." They all looked at me as I pulled up a chair next to Kushina. "I see you managed to get yourself tied to a chair…again." I pulled out a kunai and cut her ropes. "Leave now, the only thing you and Tsunade being close to each other will do is cause problems, problems that I don't want or need. " Kushina tried to argue but I slapped my hand over her mouth." No arguments Kushina, I told you to leave now leave." Kushina growled in anger but got up and made her way towards the hole, she shot one last angry glare at Tsunade before jumping out.

"Where's the Kyuubi, Naruto". I met Tsunade's gaze and couldn't help but smirk. "She's out playing with the village people."Both Tsunade and Jairya went pale; Tsunade made a motion with her hand and four Anbu appeared in the room. "That's not necessary Tsunade she's not going to kill anybody, just give them a good scare. She's not as cruel as everyone makes her out to be. There's not going to be a massacre in the street she wouldn't leave orphaned children just because their parent's made a mistake." Tsunade found the floor very interesting all of a sudden, she made a motion with her hand and the Anbu disappeared. "Will you bring her here please we have an urgent matter to discuss. " I sighed but rolled up my right sleeve revealing a seal I had tattooed there. I bit my thumb and ran the blood across the center. A few seconds later, Kyuubi was in the seat Kushina had been occupying minutes before. She looked around the room in surprise before her gaze landed on my, she crossed her arms and huffed in annoyance. " I hate it when you do that." I tried not to but I couldn't help but laugh.

"She's here now, tell me what this urgent matter is." Tsunade shifted through the remains of her desk before handing me a scroll with the sigal of Suna on it. I felt a little uneasy as I opened the scroll and read its contents. I groaned and slapped my hand over my face handing the scroll to Kyuubi. I watched out of the corner of my eye as she read the scroll. It started small just a smile but it wasn't long before she was full on laughing. Both Jairya and Tsunade were looking back and forth between us confusion evident on their faces. "I blame you for this Kyuubi, it's your fault this whole mess happened." Kyuubi rolled the scroll up and handed it back to me the damn smile never left her face. "I'm not taking the blame for this Naruto, now you have to face her."I threw the scroll on the floor and furiously shook my head, I knew I had to look, like a child but I didn't care. "No I'm not going and you can't make me, I'm not going to let her kill me, you go I'd rather stay here and face the villagers."Kyuubi reached down picked up the scroll and thrust it back into my arms. "You don't have a choice if you don't go she'll probably come down here, you can't run from her forever."

I glared at the scroll before glaring at Kyuubi. "I can try so I'm not going, I refuse." Someone began clearing their throat I looked over at Tsunade and Jairya. Tsunade walked over to us and took the scroll from me. "Would you mind explaining to us what's going on."Kyuubi burst out laughing again, I glared at her but she kept laughing. "He..HE..He flooded the Kazekage's office."Both Jairya and Tsunade's jaws dropped open. "It was and accident Kyuubi and you know it". "A few months after you banished me I wrote a letter to Gaara. At the same time I was tampering with some new seals, somehow the letter got mixed up with a water seal. When she opened the letter about a ton of water flooded her water. That isn't what Kyuubi finds funny though. About a week after her office flooded she sent me a very detailed list of all the ways she was going to kill me the next time she saw me. It was very descriptive."Kyuubi nodded her head tears streaming down her face.

Both Jairya and Tsunade stared at us dumbstruck, neither one seemed quite able to understand what we just told them. Tsunade recovered she turned the scroll in her hands several times as she tried to decide what to say. "That's very unfortunate Naruto but we can not ignore an attempt on the Kazekage by the akatsuki, they have requested assistance and I'm ordering you to go. You, Sakura and Sauske will…" She stopped talking when she heard the loud growling sound that I was making. "I will take the dumb, dumb. I will take anyone else that you want me to but I will not go anywhere with that murdering Uchiha. I promise you Tsunade if you send him with me one of us will not be coming back. I will kill him and bury his body so deep that you'll never be able to find it. You need to think long and hard about what your trying to do here Tsunade. I'm never going to accept them, were never going to be friends or get along. You turned your back on me so did they that's not something I'm willing to just forgive and forget."

Alright that's another chapter out, it may not be my best work but I hope you all enjoy it nonetheless. Read, review, let me know what you think, if you have any question feel free to ask Goliath out.