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Witch lover chapter 2:

Eren and Levi sat on each their bar stool, staring in each other's eyes with drunk grins plastered on both of their faces as they stared playfully at each other.
"What's yar name?" Levi slurred, putting a hand on Eren's knee.

Said male frowned as he tried to remember. As a lightweight drinker, few glasses of alcohol made him tipsy.
"I'm not sure, but it must be something on E..." he hiccoughed thoughtfully before lightening up, thinking of what his mother had said the day he left on his broom.

'Goodbye, Eren'.

"Eren! That's my name!" he laughed, adding: ''I feel like a man with a big name for actually realizing what name Ma and Pa gave me.'' The smaller male only stared at him with wide eyes.

"Yes," Levi whispered with a dramatic underline. "That's it! Yer name must be as big as your cock!" The witch laughed as he noticed how lost his drinking partner was.
"No," Eren snorted. "It's even bigger than Eren Jaeger. You can tell me your name and we'll trade information!" Levi thought that this must have been the greatest idea he'd ever heard, so he nodded eagerly and put his arm around Eren's waist.
"Do you have a grandma?" Levi blurred and a shy blush crept up in his face.

The teen witch took Levi's hand, staring into his eyes, right through his soul. He finally found the right words.
"You want to know how she's doin'? Lean in, and I'll tell ya just how deep in the grave she's buried."

Levi leaned back in his seat, feeling worried. 'Hes joking about his stone dead granny?! Just he wait!'
"You should have more respect-" he wouldn't continue as Eren's hand had tangled itself in his shirt and a set of lips placed themselves over his.

The human male struggled to get out of the grip, but he melted into the sloppy kiss.
"You're gay if you stop..." Eren muttered under his breath with a drunken smile. Oh how he dared the game to continue in his hazy state of mind.
"You're the gay one..! Just. You. Wait!" Under the weak lightening and loud voices of the bar, two sets of lips found each other once more, and they couldn't stop. Not before the bar owner threw them out for being disgusting.

"My house doesn't lay long from here," Levi panted, making white clouds under the guiding light light of the street lamps. He tripped over his own foot, but luckily enough Eren almost caught him before any harm was done. The smaller male got away with it with some tough looking bad-man bruises.
"Hey! You never told me your name..!" the witch lit up.
"It's Levi and I'm very strong."
"Okay then, 'Levi and I'm very strong'. Nice to meet yo," he joked, making the other cringe at the bad sense of humor.

The drunken pair spent half an hour trying to get up a pretty short staircase. With no sense of balance, they looked like two guys trying to do some smooth back-bending Pinata moves while climbing a staircase. Colorful swearing and shouting lit up the night and woke up very pissed neighbors who very much wanted to sleep the few hours they could.

Levi slung Eren onto his bed with his insane strength before laying down next to him. The witch's arms snaked around the smaller man's backside into a tired cuddle. Truth be told, the bed wasn't as big either.
"What are you doing-?" the human protested, but his question was quickly answered.
"I want to sleep now. God night, Levi." Levi pretended to be annoyed and let his face show it as he pulled the covers over them and slipped his arms around Eren's neck. Denial to be damned, they would cuddle the good way, not like they just met. Soon, they both slept, one more peacefully than the other.

Location: kiki's house from kiki's delivery service
Annoying beams on sunlight broke through Levi's nice dream. He sat up in the bed, noticing how he still had his clothing on. 'Why does my head hurt so damn much? And why aren't I sleeping in my night wear?'

The human male began to sweat as he caught a glimpse of the witch in his two words came into his head as he looked at him; What and Why. The blue dress the stranger wore was a rather rare sight, if it was like he suspected. A charming male in drag?

He thought about lifting the end of the dress to see for himself if he was right, but damn, that was some shameful action. The Adam apple that went up and down as the stranger swallowed every now and then was proof enough of manliness. The dress didn't look very new. Burned holes occupied the lowest part of the dress and the treads looked thorn at the sides. 'what has he done..?'

He let the questions float around in his mind before inspecting the teen he'd most likely brought brought home himself. 'He seem to be sleeping very well, something that tell me it's possible he might not haven't gotten rest for some days. The brat's around sixteen or seventeen. Oh well, I better go buy some breakfast.' Levi pulled the covers up to Eren's chin and left the house.

Snow and wind circled around the witch's chilled body on the bed. The door slammed open and shut, open and shut at the wind's mercy and control. Eren opened his eyes, his teeth clattered violently as he tried to hold onto the little warmth his body still had, shuddering as show fell into his hair. For how long had the big, lonely hole in the roof been here?

The rude and perverted men from the alleyway appeared in the doorway, wide knowing smirks plastered on their ugly faces. Then, the witch did what shouldn't be done. He screamed over the top of his lungs.
"No! Get away from me!" The intruders looked at him with perverted glares, circling the bed, rope in their hands. What did they want to do? One hand grabbed his shoulder roughly, and Eren tried rolling away. But... He was weak... and now trapped.

''Come to daddy,'' one of them laughed, tearing open his dress. The men had no shame, pulling down his underwear, the sight making some of them say awwww.

They all disappeared as a hand shook him awake. Eren gripped that hand tightly, looking up at a slightly worried face.

''Are you alright,'' Levi wondered.

''Yes. Just a nightmare.'' Levi walked to the table, sitting down by the table.

''I made breakfast. Want some?'' Eren smiled at the kind human, nodding eagerly. He didn't remember when he had last eaten.

As the two men ate, the shorter one asked:

''So, where do you live?'' the other male almost spit out the food in his mouth. 'Yeah, where exactly do I live?' he scratched his chin to buy himself some time as he smiled.

''Actually, I just moved out of my parents' house. I'm Eren, by the way.''

''So you're looking for a house in this village? I understand. I'm Levi.''

After eating, Eren felt uneasy. Did the owner of this house want him to leave? Was he a burden to this man by staying longer than breakfast? And God, how had he ended up here?

The witch went to the door, feeling Levi's eyes on his backside.

''Going out? So early?''

''I need to think for a while. I wont bother you anymore. Thank you for everything.'' Eren walked down the staircase, feeling a little regret for what he'd just said, because the two men would never meet again, if he was right. Levi blinked twice. Eren was foolish enough to wander outside so lightly dressed? He ran to catch up with him, stopping him.

''Eren. Look at yourself. You'll freeze.''

Eren snorted, wrapping his hand around his stomach.

''I can take care of myself!''

''Alright. I just want you to know that I'll be here if you stumble upon trouble. Take my scarf.''

Levi stood outside, watching with guilt as he saw Eren's legs disappear around the corner. He would end up at the seaside if he wandered long enough.

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