Mr.Who2123: Yippee! I just had two popsicles and I want MORE!
Kratos: Stop stating random moments from your life…
Mr.Who2123: Okay! Disclaimers…I want Lief the Great Lord (LTGL for short) from Guild Wars! He is my brother's character, and if you have a Guild Wars dude, just PM me and you can play with my brother!
Kratos: …just do the Disclaimers…
LTGL: I will destroy you all!
Mr.Who2123 & Kratos: O.O
LTGL: Oh yeah, this isn't Lornar's Pass…Mr.Who2123 does not own Tales of Symphonia, but if she did, she'd eat Ben and Jerry's ice cream everyday! (So good!)
Kratos: That is the stupidest and most random thing I've ever heard…
Mr.Who2123: It's not my fault!
Kratos: You're the one typing this, idiot…
LTGL: I will destroy you all!
Mr.Who2123: Chuck Norris! Kick LTGL's butt!
Chuck Norris kicks LTGL and sends him back to guild Wars
Mr.Who2123: Onwards!
Kratos: I'm surrounded by idiots…
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Yuan could barely contain the laughter. He had never seen Kratos' face so red, or looked embarrassed.
"Yuan, it's not funny," Kratos said, maintaining his demeanor once again. This however, put the icing on the cake. He burst out laughing, sounding so childish when in truth he was older than the war itself. Kratos grunted with annoyance and walked to Anna. "Let's go," he growled and grabbed the items. Yuan saw the two leaving and died down his laughter to catch up with him.
"Wait! I needed to tell you that I left Mithos as well," Yuan said, breathing hard from all the laughter rather than the fact he ran for a day straight, trying to find Kratos. Kratos raised his brow and widened his eyes slightly, but then sighed and returned to his normal face.
"So, you want to come with us?" he asked, folding his arms. Yuan gave a curt nod and folded his arms as well. Kratos mused over his thoughts for a moment. He could be a spy. "How do I know you're not a spy?" he asked, taking a menacing step forward.
"Kratos, he saved us! He wouldn't be a spy!" Anna exclaimed, throwing herself into the conversation. Kratos looked at Anna briefly and then back at Yuan.
"Well, are you a spy?" he asked, raising his brow.
"Kratos, I openly opposed Mithos. He wouldn't trust me to be a spy. I escaped to join you. Is that enough?" Yuan replied to his question, taking a couple steps forward. Kratos relaxed, agreeing with Yuan.
"Alright, you can come, but first," he led him to Anna. "You two have not been introduced, am I not correct? Yuan, this Anna the Angelus Project, and Anna this is Yuan, one of my companions from 4,000 years ago." He said, and the two shook hands.
"Nice to meet, you!" she greeted. Yuan made a half smile, and nodded. Satisfied, Kratos shouldered his pack and headed for the bridge with the three trailing behind.
"How long is the bridge?" groaned Anna after a half an hour of walking across the stone steps. Kratos and Yuan were silent for the whole time, but Anna was fed up with monotonous footsteps making the same noise, droning on and on.
"Another ten minutes," Yuan replied. Anna noticed Yuan was a lot more cheery than Kratos even if he was emotionless as well. Anna repeated her thoughts to Yuan who thought for a moment.
"Ever since he was small, he was never too emotional. He never participated in much, I don't know why, he was just…different," Yuan replied, glancing constantly at Kratos.
Kratos, Yuan, Martel, and Mithos were all camping in the Goarrachia Forest. It was dark, creepy, and filled with spiders to Martel's dismay. She had never like spiders, and screamed whenever she saw a giant spider attack the group.
Mithos and Yuan decided to play a little trick on Martel and grabbed things from the forest: a giant melon the size of Yuan's torso and a bunch of twigs. Mithos assembled the things to make them look like a deadly spider and it was bigger than the real ones. Mithos grabbed some twine and tied the "spider", letting it down slowly on top of Martel, until…
A scream pierced the silent forest, and Kratos looked up from his sword polishing. Martel nearly had a heart attack when she saw the spider tickle her head and then land on her. Mithos and Yuan were cracking up from on top of the tree and Martel heard them. Throwing aside the fake spider, she stormed up to the tree with the two pranksters on it.
"Mithos Yggdrasil and Yuan! You…!" Martel began a very ugly lecture and Kratos winced at the words a couple of times. Yuan and Mithos were emotionally scarred for the rest of the night while Kratos just shrugged it off. Why were Yuan and Mithos so childish?
The next night, they had gotten lost, and had to camp again. Mithos and Yuan were smart and decided to stay with the group instead of playing another trick. They didn't want to hear anything of what Martel said the night before. Kratos was polishing his shield, while the others were all telling jokes or scary stories.
"Okay, why did the chicken cross the road?" Mithos asked, his eyes lit with laughter. (Just to let you know, this is 4,000 years ago! This is when the joke was invented, and was funny! Hahahaha!) Martel and Yuan thought for a moment, while Kratos didn't even listen.
"To get to the other side!" he answered after seeing the shaking of heads. Everyone burst out laughing at the simplicity of the joke, everyone but Kratos. He stared at them in confusion. It's not that funny, he thought, and continued his work.
Yuan smiled at the memory and Anna looked at him with a confused expression.
"What's so funny?" she inquired, a smile coming to her lips. Yuan looked up and then shook his head, his smile growing a little.
"Just a memory," he sighed. Anna looked back to bridge. She could now see the end of it and picked up her pace, passing Kratos.
"What are you doing?" Kratos asked in his low voice, noticing she was feet ahead now.
"Let's hurry up!" she urged and then slowed down next to Kratos.
A loud bell from the bridge stopped Kratos when he was about to speak.
"Off the bridge! Off the bridge! We're lifting the bridge!" the man yelled from the end of the bridge. Kratos started running with Anna at his side and Yuan and Noishe right behind.
"What's going on?" Yuan yelled in the confusion. Kratos looked back at the rising bridge and made an inaudible gasp. A giant mob of Desians had come from Sylverant, and the Tethe'allans, being the flourishing world, thought they were bandits.
"Desians!" Kratos yelled and continued his escape.
"There's the host body!" the Desian leader, Kvar yelled.
"Kvar is here?" Yuan said, glancing at the Grand Cardinal.
"He is?" Kratos and Anna asked at the same moment while getting to the end of the bridge.
The bridge worker saw the companions were safe and across the bridge, and began the crank that lifted the bridge. All the Desians stopped when the bridge rose, and Kvar let out a string of curses.
"I'll get you, host body!" Kvar yelled before retreating. The workman of the bridge ran over to the group to check if they were fine.
"Why were they attacking you?" he asked, staring at the lifted bridge.
"We stole something, and he wants it back," Kratos replied calmly and turned towards the plains ahead of them. The worker nodded and returned to his post while the companions left for Sybak.
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Kratos, Yuan, and Anna had made it to Sybak and were staying at the inn. Yuan and Anna were having a lighthearted conversation, and even Kratos pitched in reluctantly.
"I know you two like each other," Yuan sneered, an evil grin on his face. Anna gave a death glare, and shook her head.
"No! How many times do I have to tell you? The kiss was like a thank you for helping me the whole time!" she yelled at him, infuriated at Yuan's constant comments. Yuan rolled his eyes.
"Sure, sheesh, you're touchy," he muttered and sat back on the bed.
"Yuan, I'd be angry if I wasn't this old and emotionless," Kratos added, raising a brow.
"Whatever, let's just sleep," Yuan yawned and lay down on his bed. Anna did the same and crawled underneath the sheets. Somehow, she knew Yuan was right. She did like him…
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Mr.Who2123: Mwahahahahahaha! She likes him! She likes him! (Runs around in circles)
Kratos: (sweat drop) Calm down…
LTGL: I will destroy you!
Kratos: I'll take care of you (Pulls out Flamberge)
(Kratos is Level 100QW8990J and LTGL is Level 15…Hm)
(Kratos does some awesome moves and kills LTGL. Poor Lief, we barely got to know him)
Mr.Who2123: SWEET! (Takes out popcorn and begins eating it)
Kratos: Humph, he wasn't even a challenge…
Mr.Who2123: Oh, and Review please!