As the author, I couldn't let Aaroniero's story be left unresolved! So here's another filler chapter.

Aaroniero's Quest for a new Fedora and Violin

It's been a week since my fedora and violin have disappeared from my so called "junk pile" (It's just an accumulation of useful stuff! Promise!). I can't stand those things missing! I need replacements! Today is my day off (kinda rare with these intruders in Hueco Mundo) so I'm going to go find a new fedora and violin (using my hidden powers of world-hopping).

Sub-quest 1: Fedora

Let me explain to you my world-hopping powers. I say a bunch of words (gibberish if you ask me) and I get transferred to another world.

Anyone could do that, actually. It's just that only I know the words.

I'm in the middle of a desert. My GPS says its a few hundred kilometres from a place named Amestris. I'm sonido-ing there as we speak.

(in Amestris)

Ah-hah! Target spotted; a perfect specimen, if you ask me. A FEDORA! Though the other one was a nicer colour... well, I don't have the luxury of choice here.

The owner of the fedora is unwilling to give it up, so we're going to fight it out. He introduces himself as Solf J. Kimblee. He seems like a nice chap. He also said something about being an alchemist. I've never heard of them... I should've paid more attention in Aizen-sama's history classes. I introduce myself as (if I may quote myself) "Aaroniero Arruruerie, Noveno Espada and the guy who will kick your f***ing a$$ and take ownership of that fedora on your to-be-smited head". I shouldn't have swore. He claps his hands together and I swear I lost a limb in the resulting explosion. Not that it matters; I have high-speed regeneration, after all. But whoa, this guy is good! He's got just as much fire as the last guy whose fedora I took. I draw on Kaien Shiba's powers and release Nejibana. Kimblee seems confused. Haha, serves him right for confusing ME to begin with.

(after the boring battle)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I am victorious! I got my fedora! (Though I do feel sorry for the poor guy, he doesn't look so gentlemanly without his prized fedora) Kimblee asks me to look out for something called the "Philosopher's Stone". I tell him I can't promise I'll find him one but he says he's fine with that. I'd better ask Aizen-sama about it. I'm a nice person, aren't I? Nah, I hate him anyway.

Sub-sub-quest 1: Philosopher's Stone

My magic words have transferred me to a place called Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry (don't ask me, ask the GPS!). Anyway, I overheard this guy who's looking for it too. His name... is Hairy Potty? What sort of retarded name is that? I thought Wonderweiss was weird... this kid's parents are even weirder! Who'd name their kid after a toilet!? Well, I do see the resemblance... (It's like Nnoitra and his spoons! Ha!) He says... the Philosopher's stone is under a trapdoor guarded by a three-headed dog and I need to get past that to go to the final room and get the Philosopher's Stone? Easy!

The dog bit me to bits, I gave up one of my Hollows for the wizard chess and I burnt myself to death. What's going to happen next? A random guy with a turban who's possessed by an evil mastermind in the final room?

Wow. I was right. There was this guy called Professor Squirrel whom I killed without hesitation. He was possessed by an evil mastermind named Moldywart. Moldywart tried to kill me. I killed him. I got the stone... just in time for the Hairy Potty guy to get there. I bid him farewell, but instead of replying, he said his name was Harry Potter. Whoops!

Kimblee is happy. He promises to visit me someday and I say the same back to him. Wonder if we will meet again, though...

Sub-quest 2: Violin

It's going to be hard to find a replacement for that violin; it was really special after all... my GPS is telling me I'm in a place called the Hive. I spotted a girl with a violin, but she looks a bit protective of it... Let's see about that after I change into Kaien Shiba!

(later)

I shouldn't have done that. She attacked me with the violin by playing it. But I won't give up! I won't!

(later)

Aha! I got the violin by tripping her! Though... it WAS by accident (even a toddler wouldn't have tripped over that!)... but still! My quest is done! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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I should go watch some *comment censored*.

What is this "comment censored"? Oh well... Aaroniero knew the significance of Marie's violin and therefore had to find one as special as that.

My perception of Aaroniero Arrurerie:

Good sense of humor

Comic relief

Has more sides to him than an icosahedron

Plain awesome

Guess the fandoms!

Ciao~