I actually feel ashamed doing this. But... here's an OC I never ever wanted to introduce. She'll be absolutely imperfect. Like me. Except... I am a worm, and she is not. I don't own these people and I expect not to repeat that all the time.

"What is this place, Aizen-sama?" Tesra gawked at his new surroundings. It was different from the World of the Living... somehow.

"This is "reality", Tesra. I've actually been here a few times. Hmm... since there's no Kisuke Urahara to give us gigais here, I'm going to have to call a number I never wanted to call again." Aizen produced a suspiciously new smartphone. "Who are you calling?" Tesra had seen mobile phones before, but not smartphones. He was intrigued at what humans could do. "You'll see."

(somewhere else in reality)

I'm Motoko, and I'm what you could call a "normal" anime fangirl. I was doing study as usual when I heard my almost-never-heard ringtone resound through my room. Knowing who it would be (I have almost NO contacts on my phone, and I live with my parents), I instantly greeted the caller with a "Salutations, idiot brother. What do you want?" The conversation went like this:

Bro: I never thought I'd have to call you again, Motoko-chan.

Me: Hey, hey, cut it with the "chan", okay? Did you forget a gigai again? What are you here for, anyway?

Bro: Yes, you're right about the gigais. We have a Soul Reaper counter-invasion coming and I need help. Not yours, as you always help me, but that of another evil mastermind.

Me: "Gigais"? What do you mean; have you got someone else there with you?

Bro: Yes again, it's Tesra, and could you modify it to his DNA as you usually do with mine?

Me: I should be able to; I have everyone's DNA in my database. Oh, and about the evil mastermind, I think there was one near the current Juureichi.

Bro: Which is where?

Me: It's near my place, and you know where that is. Expect your gigai to be done in around a week, so do some of your business before then.

Bro: I'll probably be seeing you in less than a week, but there's no rush.

Me: Likewise. Anyway, Mum says hi.

Bro: Tell her I said hello back then too. We'll be seeing you, Motoko.

Me: You too, and stay safe, idiot.

"Sorry to ask, Aizen-sama, since I didn't hear her side of the conversation, who was that?" Tesra almost looked ashamed of asking the question. "That was my eccentric, slightly charismatic and adorable younger sister." "Oh," was the only thing Tesra could reply with. "How did he just insult and compliment his sister at the same time!? I hope she is adorable as Aizen-sama says, actually. Unless he has a sister complex, then that would suck balls, as Nnoitra-sama would say. Wonder how he's doing?"

(with Nnoitra)

Nnoitra, who was spoon-shopping, sneezed. "Wish Tesra was here for me to beat up... him gone sucks balls."

(back to Aizen and Tesra)

"Tesra, why are you drooling?" Tesra snapped out of an inappropriate reverie and quickly composed himself. "Nothing, Aizen-sama." Aizen was suspicious, but let it slide. "Now is time for you to see reality for yourself."

Tesra's Reality Tour: Day 1

START!

"Speaking of reality, where are we, Aizen-sama?" "We're in the area where Karakura Town's supposed to be." "But where ARE we?" "I believe we're in a place named Tokyo. Oh, and speaking of which, you can go just about anywhere this week, before you get your gigai. You can buy souvenirs LATER," Aizen followed Tesra's gaze towards an adult shop close by. "But if it's those sorts of souvenirs... go nuts." Tesra took Aizen's consent as an order; he ran faster than Kon towards the adult shop.

(in the adult shop)

Tesra had brought with him one of the special bags Szayel-sama had made. "It opens up to a fourth dimension, and therefore allows you to carry an unlimited amount of stuff with you," he had said. Tesra stuffed porn and hentai into the bag faster than Jinta would with candy for Yuzu. The other customers wondered why everything was disappearing faster than Usain Bolt. Tesra smashed through the window, doing a James Bond. ("Well, that actually looked pretty cool...") But unlike James Bond, Tesra landed face first on the footpath below him. ("Now that's gonna hurt in the morning, but it'll probably hurt now as well. Poor guy; it's probably why he's still only a fraccion.")

(once Tesra had regained his composure)

"How much did you take?" Aizen asked. It was hard to tell how much Tesra did steal. "Er... about three-quarters of the displayed stock." Aizen looked mildly impressed. "And this is for who?" Tesra did some mental maths and replied, "Half of this is for Nnoitra-sama, three-eighths are for Grimmjow-sama and the last eighth is for Aaroniero-sama." "Why such a small amount for Aaroniero?" "He's very fussy about his porn, and there wasn't much tentacle hentai." Aizen had only asked a few questions and now knew of more blackmail material he could use against his Espada. ("It's only to keep them alert!") "Shall we move on, Tesra?"

During the whole day, Sonido came in mighty handy. Aizen toured Tesra over the whole of Japan before 8pm. In that time, Tesra saw things he probably never would in the World of the Living. There were things that Aizen purposely did NOT show him though... like a Bleach manga in a bookstore window. Tesra himself felt like a little kid (not that it was a bad feeling, since he usually felt worse thanks to Nnoitra) and learnt so much that he felt as if he had almost become a little smarter (AN: His IQ went up 20 points). They spent the night in a five-star hotel, thanks to a little sneaking around.

Day 1: SUCCESS

"Tesra...Tesra... Ah! Here's the data. Now to transfer it to the gigai..." "Motoko-chan~ Can I have some apples?" Damn little idiot cousin.

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"Go nuts."

My perception of Tesra

Normal.

Considerate.

Slightly shy of awesome.

Normal. (Wait... did I already say that!?)

I really like how Aizen just let him go steal porn. And the fact he fell face-first on the footpath after looking so awesome is probably the reason he's still a fraccion. In my book, he is the most normal arrancar out of everyone. The unwavering loyalty even makes him quote his master's potty mouth.

Nnoitra was buying a replacement for Ralph the spoon from the first chapter.

Aizen's respect for Tesra: Has gone up to over 9000.

Ciao~