And... here's the actual chapter where they meet... Descole will be getting MUCH more attention after this. Don't own these wonderful children~
Unlike Aizen and Tesra who landed in front of a mall, Descole was unlucky enough (with his henchman) to land in the middle of a highway. Wishing Raymond had stopped dancing the Macarena, they barely escaped with their lives...
… to be met by someone who had seen their plight. "Heya, the reality portal's pretty annoying sometimes, isn't it? The name's Motoko. I'll help you throughout your stay here. Unless you wanna die, I'd recommend you agree to my offer." Descole was tired, hungry and had barely dodged about a hundred cars. He wasn't in a position to refuse, so he reluctantly agreed. The henchman, though was eager to go live with a girl (they were naïve to these sorts of situations). And with every day that passed, Descole was getting closer and closer to meeting the evil mastermind friend of his dreams. (Stress on the friend, I don't support Descole x Aizen. This ain't a love story!)
(A few days later)
"I'm home~" Aizen chimed uncharacteristically, to be met by a punch to the face. "Do you realise how long you've been gone, son?" "U-um, a few hundred years, mother. Why?" Aizen and Motoko's mother threw the curry she was cooking in his face, to Tesra's slight amusement. "Do you think you can just run away and do evil things without my guidance!? Even I would have done a better job than that! I even revived your Espada for you! They are nothing to be proud of! Teach them some manners and fighting skills, Sōsuke!" "Sorry, Mummy." Aizen was now kneeling on the floor, begging for forgiveness. "You should be! Now clean yourself up; you're getting curry on the carpet!" As Aizen stalked off to the bathroom, Mum's attention (I'm calling her Mum in this story) turned to Tesra. "He's your master, right?" Tesra, who was still slightly wary from the earlier situation replied with a careful "...Yeah. But not directly." This piqued Mum's interest. "Then who is your direct master?" Tesra, knowing that she had just insulted his master, replied "Nnoitra-sama, Quinto Espada." "The tall one with the spoon hood, right?" "That's right." "He broke my best vase, you know. It was worth $20,000." Tesra's guard faltered at the sound of the sum of money. "H-he is quite clumsy, i-isn't he?" "Oh come on, I was just kidding! He was wonderful; he helped with a lot of the house chores~" He knew that was not the usual description of his master. "Um... he usually isn – " "Oh shut up!" Tesra had never known real pain before that moment.
After Aizen finished up his shower (the curry had gotten all over him), he admired himself in the mirror before realising one fatal thing. Where was the hair gel? As a result of getting all of the curry out of his hair, the hair gel had gone too. Aizen blow-dried his hair and tried to see if there was a bottle of his lifeline on the counter. Sadly, there was not. "Gin would be dead if this was the royal bathroom..."After multiple attempts to get his hair back to the way it was WITHOUT hair gel, the finished product was somewhat like his hairstyle back when he was in Soul Society. Blaming his bad eyesight for not reading the labels properly, he found a spare pair of his glasses on the counter. He donned these, and soon realised there wasn't any hair gel in the bathroom at all. Sighing, he put on a spare pair of his Hueco Mundo attire too conveniently hung on the towel rack. "Motoko knew I was coming... but how did a spare pair of clothes get here?" Ignoring the really suspicious situation, he walked out to a very amusing scene.
Tesra and his mother were arguing; something Aizen did not expect due to Tesra's normal docility. What happened after was even more unexpected. Once Tesra and his mother knew of Aizen's presence (*cough* spiritual pressure *cough*) Tesra stared in stupor at Aizen's new appearance. He collasped from the shock. Aizen and Mum rushed to Tesra's side, believing him to be dead. "Whoops. I would've rather him die in battle..." Aizen looked slightly embarrassed. Motoko, having heard a thud, rushed out to see the scene. "Out of the way; I'm a professionally qualified doctor!" Since Motoko was a genius in both of their eyes, Aizen and Mum stepped aside. After only a glance did she say, "He's not dead, you idiots. It's called being unconscious," Motoko looked at her watch. "Oh dang it, is it that time already? Someone take Tessy upstairs; we need to get you in your gigais before HE's back!"
(An hour later)
Tesra found opening his eyes very painful... wait, eyes? He sat up and looked around to see a, very simply, mini, bespectacled, female version of Aizen sitting on the edge of what he assumed was now his bed. "How the hell? Didn't I – HOLY AIZEN LORD OF – " Tesra was no longer in his Arrancar clothing, but rather what humans called "casual clothes". It felt slightly strange. What was more strange though, was that she was giving him a compact mirror. "That's not the only thing that's changed, Tessy. You're supposed to look human in this gigai, so..." "Oh. Wow. Thanks." Tesra, who hadn't realised the girl called him "Tessy", was speechless at the facts that: he had lost his mask fragment, the estigma* was gone, and that his right eye was fine. Tesra was about to say something when the mini Aizen showed the medical eyepatch in her hand. "If you find using your right eye too strange, you can use this eyepatch if you wish. There's advantages you can utilise using it while in your gigai. Think of pirates.** Oh, and by the way, I'm Motoko. This gigai is modified to your DNA, so you can use some of your abilities, albeit weaker. Take a look around; this is where you're staying for now." After putting on the eyepatch, Tesra had a hunch, and walked up to the window. Tesra screamed in horror as his hunch was right. Below the window, his precious idol Aizen-sama (who had resumed his normal style) was, as well as wearing casual clothes, …
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… frolicking with girls! Motoko was beside him, and she had the same reaction. "Lucky bastard. I'm related to him; why can't I have some of his good luck!?" Realising she didn't have any luck, she went and sulked in the emo corner, which was labeled accordingly. She didn't stay long, though, as there was a knock on the door. (DUN DUN DUN DUN)
Opening the door, she greeted the person with a "Hey, Dessy!" and let him in. The man and what looked like his butler entered the room. Tesra found he could use his Pesquisa, and that the spiritual pressure from both of the men were quite low. Motoko's however... he didn't feel a thing. He was interrupted by the young man who had just entered the room. "The person outside was the evil mastermind you've been telling me about, right? Then who is this charmer?" Embarrassed that he had been called a charmer, Tesra introduced himself as "T-Tesra Lindocruz... Fraccion to the Quinto Espada and 50th Arrancar in Aizen-sama's army." Thinking the young man and his butler would be completely and utterly confused, Tesra was surprised that they actually understood what he said. Giving Motoko a questioning look, she replied, "I already told them about you and my brother. Dessy, introduce yourself with both of the identities you assumed, if you please." "Dessy" nodded, "My real identity is Jean Descole, evil mastermind. Here though, I've assumed my identity as Damon Gant***. This butler-looking guy here is one of my henchmen. I would've brought my real butler but he's too busy dancing the Macarena. You know, Motoko, you should drag your brother back inside before he disappears somewhere." "I was thinking the same thing. Let's go, Tessy!"
While he was being dragged downstairs, Tesra went over the people he had met in his head. "Motoko is the female mini Aizen who's calling me Tessy for some reason; Descole is the guy with the messy chin length hair and glasses and the henchman is the bald butler-looking guy. Mum is the really nice looking lady with a short version of Nnoitra-sama's hair. I think that's – " SMASH! Tesra felt a short, fleeting flying sensation which ended with a collision with Aizen. The girls around them dispersed immediately. "What the hell was that for!? I was about to score a da –" Aizen earned yet another punch to the face, this time from his younger sister. "I was going to introduce you to an evil mastermind and you go frolicking off with girls!? That is no way to treat a guest! Come upstairs with me and Tessy and we'll get you acquainted."
"Ah... so you are the evil mastermind my sister spoke of." Aizen looked far from impressed with this person his sister had called an evil mastermind. "Ah, but you have yet to see my real appearance." Tesra was expecting him look really bad, but all Descole did was change into a mask, suit, tricorn-like hat with puppy dog ears and a really ugly cape. Though he had to admit, it did make him a lot more like an evil mastermind. "Hmm... what is your specialty?" Aizen still wasn't impressed. "As you can see, I'm a master of disguise, and I'm also handy with machines." "How so?" "Would you care for something to extract and compress reiatsu from the air? I would be able to do that." Aizen nodded. If this... evil mastermind did this feat, Aizen would decide to view him as an equal. Ones with spiritual power did not have a place for machines in their lives. Machines were unnecessary in their world (except to Kisuke Urahara and Mayuri Kurotsuchi). But humans, to make up for this lack of spiritual awesomeness, decided to increase their knowledge of technology. To Aizen, the amount of a human's mastery in machinery equaled the same amount of spiritual power. Pulling this off would equal a spiritual power of the same amount as Aizen's himself. Walking out of the room, he finally felt satisfied.
"What the hell did you get yourself into, Dessy!?" "I don't know, but can you help me?" "Sure!" Motoko pulled out a blueprint. "I already knew this would happen, so here's what you have to build!" Descole looked at his host with wonder and amazement.
"Could you please stop being such a know-it-all!?"
Motoko shrugged and threw the blueprint out of the window.
"MY BLUEPRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINT!"
Omake Theatre: Unconscious Society****
"Hey, you went to Unconscious Society when you were out cold, right?" Motoko had seated Tesra in a psychiatrist's chair for no reason. "Yeah, it seems like it." "Can you tell me about it, Tesra?" Tesra tried to dig into the memories he had so carefully locked away...
(flashback start)
Tesra woke up in an unrecognisable Las Noches. Instead of the stark white buildings, there were architectural structures of varying sizes, shapes, colours and styles. Rainbow ponies pranced everywhere and there was a lush Western-style garden replacing the sands and dead trees he knew. All the people he knew looked the same, with different personalities. Nnoitra-sama was unsettlingly kind and caring; he had said, "Hey Tessy! Let's go watch Aizen-sama do the hula!" Tesra didn't actually expect the supreme lord to do a lowly dance like the hula, but he was met with that exact sight in the throne room. Aizen-sama was dancing the hula, wearing a grass skirt, lei, coconut top and a fruit headdress. Ichimaru-sama was in an Elvis outfit dancing the moonwalk. Tōsen-sama was nowhere to be seen. Tesra fainted.
(flashback end)
"And that's basically what happened." Motoko was scribbling notes like crazy. "So when you faint in Unconscious Society, you wake up in the real world, huh? Can you also by any chance draw me the most interesting thing you saw?"
(afterwards)
"If that's what happens when you faint... I wonder what you see while drunk?" Motoko had an evil glint in your eyes. "Please don't test that out..." Tesra's repressed memory bank was about to burst.
*: An estigma is the coloured mark on an Arrancar's face/other body part. Basically, we're referring to Tesra's turquoise mark on his cheek.
**: Pirates used eyepatches to help them see in the dark. Search it up.
***: An Ace Attorney fan will see where I got this from.
****: Unconscious Society happens to be canon (at least mentioned). It's a comedic place where laws of nature are ignored. Visitors can talk to each other and watch battles. A wonderful place to be; get your free plot of land now. To me, it's an upside down version of the real world and if you aren't unconscious, you are replaced with a messed up NPC.
Oh Tesra... you faint too much. Aizen may be a bastard, but he doesn't have a Ph.D in Awesome Thinking for no reason! I hope the mental images have caused you minimal anguish. Mummy is the strongest. Aizen misses his royal bathroom and Motoko is Aizen-trolling Descole. Tessy and Dessy are wonderful nicknames, non? Raymond has danced the Macarena for: Over 50 hours.
RIP Sanity.