Dr. G.: Maureen does not own anything owned by Bagdasarian Productions
Alvin and Brittany watched as there younger siblings tourtured themselves. Simon and Jeanette were in love with each other... Unfortunately, neither one was brave enough to say anything. So Alvin and brittany came up with a plan.
"we cant let them torture eachother any longer!"
"i know brittany but what choice do we have? we cant just dress like them and go over to eachothers house and ask the other for homework help!"
That gave brittany an idea...
Two days later Alvin and brittany met after school at the girls old tree house. both had a set of their younger sibblings signature outfits and brittany had a wig to finish off her look. then they went over to eachothers houses and waited for their siblings counterpart to answer
AT BRITTANY'S HOUSE
"hi Jeanette," the fake simon said
"Simon? You sound funny..."
"I have a cold" he said
"oh... well what can i do for you?" she asked
"Well i am having trouble with some of the homework and i was wondering if you would help me with it"
Jeanette looked at alvin 'He looks like simon, but he doesnt sound like simon'
"sure. but you could have some over sooner" she let him in
Well it's about the astronomy homework, i thought maybe we could work on it by the moonlight.
o-oh-ok-k-kay she said and she lead him to the back yard.
'this is a whole new side to simon... i have never seen him act this way...' she thought
they sat outside for a while working on the homework, alvin didnt much pay attention to what she said in regaurds to the homework finally he decided that it was time to make his move.
At Alvin's house
"are you sure your alright?"
"yeah why do you ask?" she said moving closer to him
"Um Jeanette... what are you doing?" Simon said a little scared at the way she was acting
"well i thought that maybe you felt the same way as i do, i mean your smart, your cute, your funny" if people didnt know any better they would have thought she really liked simon
"what do you mean jeanette?"
"i mean i want to take us to the next level"
simon was backed against the wall brittany took his papers out of his hands and threw them behind her
"umm well uh you see ummm its not *clears throat* its um not that simple, i mean well iii "
"whats the matter simon i know you like me"
"well i do i jusst ummm it isnt that i dont its just um uhh uuuuhhh"
"well then whats wrong" she asked walking her fingers up his button up shirt
"it's... it's... the umm"
Brittany's house
"the lighting," jeanette said quickly
"what's wrong with the lighting? the moon light is very romantic" alvin countered
"but it's too dark... i cant see you properly"
"well we will just have to see without our eyes" alvin said and he moved to within a centimeter of her and removing her glasses
"umm but uh... si-" she was cut offby his mouth crushing down on hers. the spark hadnt been there all night this wasnt simon. she struggled as he held her tighter making it harder for her to breathe. she let her body go pretending to have fainted
alvins house
brittany let go of simon and he fell to the ground. simon was only a little stronger than the real jeanette so he couldnt get out of the bind that brittany had him in. brittany stood there in shock. had simon really passed out? she ran out the back gate
Treehouse
alvin and brittany got to the tree house just in time to see the other running toward it. they went inside and and after calming themselves while they changed back into themselves, they met in the livingroom to see how things had gone
"so how did it go with simon" alvin asked
"not as well as i had hoped and with jeanette?"
"same"
"What did you do to her?"
"Nothing…" he tried to sound innocent
"this could cause some problems lets stay here for a while" brittany said
Simons house
simon walked in the room and bumped into dave,
"simon where are your glasses?"
"jeanette took them and i cant find her or them i think she went back home"
*ring ring*
"hello?"
"hello? david? it's miss miller," she said
"oh hello miss miller, i was just about to call you. it's about jeanette."
"she has been here all night studying with simon, and it seems your boy took her glasses home with him."
"that's weird, simon just told me the same thing about jeanette."
both parents looked at their respective child.
"jeanette dear, where have you been the past 2 hours?"
"in the back yard working on astronomy with simon"
"david we will be right over" miss miller said and she hung up
"whats going on?" simon asked
"miss miller and jeanette are on their way over" dave answeres
"oh no"
"why oh no?"
"well something happened while she and i were studying. she was acting really strange."
"here lets put you over by the couch so you dont bump into anything else" dave said picking up his son and placing him between the coffee table and the sofa
miss miller knocked but didnt wait for the door to be opened she just walked in carrying her middle daughter
"david?" she called
"in here miss miller"
miss miller went into the livingroom and set jeanette down infront of simon then went with dave to the kitchen to see what was going on
jeanette saw a blue and tan blob. she reached up and felt for simons face. once she found it she swung her hand back and slapped him blindly across his face
"ouch! what was that for!" simon yelled
this blue blob actually sounded like simon
"what happened to your cold?" Jeanette asked
"what happened to yours?" he asked
"i never had a cold" she told him
"that what you told me tonight when you came over" he said
"i didnt come over here you came to my house"
"i have been here all night. you came over around 5 to ask me about the resonence of mercury" he said
"no that's what you did and after i explained it to you you moved in closer to me and started to back me against the fence" she said
" no then i told you the lighting was poor and you said moon light was very romantic then you kissed me" he told her
"you're wrong you wouldnt let go when i struggled so i had to pretend to faint" she said
"no you ran off when i fell to the ground" he said
"i cant see simon i couldnt have run anywhere i barely made it back inside my house"
"touch my face again" simon said
"why" she asked
"because then you will know for sure i can't see either"
she moved her hand to it's previous position and immediatly knew he was blind. simon then took his hand and placed it on hers. his hand traveled up her arm and felt he face. no glasses. he took his hand down.
"Jeanette how tall are you?"
"i dont know about 4 foot 6?"
"i'm 4 foot 7"
"that makes you taller than me, not shorter like you were before"
"dave!" simon called
"yes simon?"
"will you please measure us?" jeanette asked
Dave and Miss Miller looked at eachother and dave got out 2 tape measures
"simon 4 foot 7" miss miller said
"jeanette 4 foot 6 and a quarter" said dave
"so then where are our glasses" simon began
"and who kissed us?" jeanette finished
"KISSED YOU!"dave and miss miller said at once
so for the third time that evening they went over what had happened
"You cant be too careful around our family" said Simon as he gave jeanette his secondary spare set of glasses. They have the same perskription so they could use the other's spare.
"it must have been alvin and brittany" simon said
"but why?"
"one of three reasons:
to mess with our heads
to break us apart
to hook us up"
"well they managed the first one and nearly did the seccond one"
"they are dating so they were probly attempting the third one"
"how do we know for sure"
"i have an idea."
Brittany had gotten home that night to find jeanette crying at home about how simon had treated her while they had been studying.
Alvin got to his house to find simon sulking about a rejection from the only girl he had ever dared to love.
When they arrived at school the next morning alvin and brittany got together
"what did you do to my brother?"
"me? What did you do to my sister?"
before their fight could get worse, they heard a loud noise and spun around to see Jeanette had just slapped simon. Simon then had this strange look on his face, as jeanette began yelling at him for what happened the night before.
Alvin then saw simon do something that he had never imagined simon doing...
Simon dropped his books and took jeanettes out of her hands throwing them aswell. Then he took her by her waist and lifted her so she was against the wall next to the science room. (it seemed rough, but dont worry it wasnt)
"what do you think your doing" she screamed
simon didnt answer, he just moved his hand from Jeanettes waist to her neck.
"STOP!" Alvin and Brittany said just before simon's hand got to it's destination.
Simon and Jeanette looked over at their sibling one with rage the other near tears.
"simon put her down!" brittany said
"simon it wasnt her last night!" alvin said
"what do you mean it wasnt her lastnight! I saw her with my own eyes, she was there!"
"simon please put her down! it was me! I was there last night, not jeanette" brittany said with tears in her eyes
"brittany and i had this crazy plan to get you 2 together, we dressed up as you and jeanette and pretended we needed help on the astronomy homework"
"put her down simon, please we were only trying to help" brittany said now sobbing loudly "dont hurt her for something i did"
simon and jeanette started laughing while alvin and brittany stood dumbfounded
simon took her from the wall and set her down (again VERY gently).
"alvin, close your mouth" simon said
"there is a reason we are the smart ones." jeanette told them
"just after you two got to your destinations there was a brief moment for each of you when you touched us." simon explained
"the one thing you didnt count on was the spark that you lacked"
"then when you kissed us we knew for certain that you wernt who you said you were"
then simon went over to alvin and he pulled back and punched alvin.
"OUCH!"
"thats for kissing my girl"
then jeanette went over and slapped alvin
"thats for kissing me and making me hit simon TWICE!"
then they both walked away
"simon?"
"hmm?"
"am i really your girl?"
"only if you want to be. I wouldnt want to force you."
she stopped him and turned so that they were facing each other.
"i will only be your girl if you want me to be"
slowly they moved closer until finally their glasses touched. Simon took jeanettes and placed them on her head then did the same with his own. Then they moved in closer to eachother stoping only when their lips touched. They pulled apart when the bell rang and ran to creative writing class laughing all the way.
