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Just kiddin'! It's another yaoi-tastic chapter of Feb. uke America drabbles~

My friends have been asking me, "Reptar, when are you gonna make a CanUs fic?" and I said, "Sorry. I don't ship it." WELL, TURNS OUT IT IS A LOT HOTTER THAN IT SOUNDS. I've been looking it up for a couple days and now it's one of my OTP'S so I thought that this little beauty would be dedicated to all of those special CanUs fangirlies!

I hope y'all enjoy!

PAIRING: (Obviously...) CanUs!

SETTING: Their house, duh.

MAIN...THINGY: Canada is 14 and that means middle school. Middle school means hormones. And hormones means that they can make you do crazy things. Canada also knows ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about sex, so here's where America steps in and helps Canada with these "Thingys" (As Canada prefers to call them.) LONG STORY SHORT: THEY WATCH A VIDEO, GET HORNY, AND EXPLORE EACHOTHER'S BODIES.

WARNING: Incest, a video, stuff.

AGE DIFFERENCE: Canada is 14, and America is 16. =w=

Canada silently walked into the dark house. He figured America must be napping considering he gets up at 5:00 AM every morning to catch the bus. "God, America. Can't you at least turn on the lights for me?" Canada asked, a tiny bit of annoyance in his voice. He fumbled around in the dark for a minute, his hands hitting the walls repeatedly. Finally the switch clicked on. Canada's eyes adjusted to the light for a minute, making him squint a little. He tossed his loaded backpack on the couch. Canada was always careful with it, but not today considering he had to take an exam in american history. So Canada just wanted to curl up on the couch with Kumajiro and watch nickelodeon until America wakes up. So Canada did just that, he got up from the couch and looked around for the polar bear. 20 minutes later, he heard scratching on the glass sliding door. Canada looked out and saw Kumajiro with a tennis ball. "Did America trick you with the tennis ball again? I told him to put you in my room!" Canada complained, wondering if America was up. He then went to America's room and lightly knocked on the door. "five more minutes, dude!" America complained through the object that separated his room and Canada. Canada didn't really care and lightly opened the door. Peeking inside, he almost got pegged in the face when a pillow came flying towards him. Canada then rushed over and turned on the light. "can you order something please?" Canada asked, looking down at his drowsy brother. A hint of annoyance sparked in Canada's eyes. "there's some take out menus in the drawer next to the fridge. Go and call cafe panuzzo's or some shit, bro. Just let me wake up" America added, glaring icicles back at his younger brother. Canada rolled his eyes and grabbed America's feet and pulled hard on them until America plopped onto the floor. "AH! The fuck, dude? My head." "Get the fuck up." Canada demanded, walking out the door. America forced himself up, rubbing the back of his head as he followed Canada out the door. "Put on a coat, we're going to get golden arches." America said, grabbing the keys to the hyundai parked in the driveway. He opened the door and the house was flooded with the sound of pouring rain. "Better get mine, too." America added. Canada chucked the bigger nation's jacket towards his face. "Here ya go." Canada laughed. "Just get in the car" America yelled from outside, starting up the car. Canada pulled on the rest of his jacket and headed out the door with Kumajiro still in his arms.

~~~~~~~~~~~ONE TRIP FOR MCDONALDS LATER~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"That could've gone smoother" America said, his glasses broken. "Well... When you say 'I want my fucking burgers' not even say. More like yell and throw your money at the cashier, you kind of tend to get punched by an employee." Canada explained, taking his brother's glasses. "I had the correct change!" America pouted. He crossed his arms and headed towards the couch with the bag of burgers. Canada awed at his big brother's childish acts. Sure, Canada was still young, but he was more mature than America. "do you have the pancakes?" Canada asked, breaking the silence. "Totally, because McDonald's serves pancakes at 5:30 in the afternoon, hm?" America asked sarcastically, Canada ignored the comment and walked over and snatched a burger from the bag. "I've always wanted to try this" Canada said, opening the wrapper to the sandwich. America popped a fry in his mouth and picked up a BLU-RAY box. He examined it carefully and walked over and placed it into the BLU-RAY player. Canada picked up the remote and pressed the disc button on the menu. "It's 'Insidious chapter 2'. Can you handle that?" America asked, looking back at Canada to tease him. America ran and turned off the lights while Canada held Kumajiro close to him. Canada shakily raised a hand and pressed play.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ONE ROUND OF MOVIES LATER~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The ending credits to My sister's keeper stopped rolling. The twins both shot up and shouted "NOT IT!" "Damn you canada!" America cussed, by this point crawling to the BLU-RAY player. He switched out 'Polar Express' with a hentai movie Japan sent him for his birthday. Canada wouldn't suspect a thing. "Ooh! Gakuen hentai! What's that?" Canada asked, pressing play. America jumped onto the couch. "Oh you'll see." he added, moving his face away so Canada wouldn't catch him blushing. The plot followed on for 3 minutes as to seem it was a normal day in Tokyo. Then the flatscreen showed the camera panning to some type of movement on the desk. Canada watched in amazement as the large breasted girl moaned as the faceless man defiled her on the teacher's desk. "Uh, America, should I be watching this?" Canada asked, his pants mysteriously getting tight. America looked from the corner of his eye at his younger brother's pants. "Yep" he smirked. Kumajiro was smarter than the average bear, so he blushed and decided to walk into Canada's room. "My pants feel funny. Are they supposed to do that?" Canada asked once more, looking to his big brother for guidance of this new feeling. "Y-yeah, of course they are.." America looked back at him, his head turned all the way around. "The lady sounds like she's having fun. We should act out this scene!" Canada shouted, a crazy idea popping into his child head. A blush punched America's cheeks as he thought of him and Canada doing dirty stuff on the couch. He snapped out of it when he saw Canada rewind to the part where the unnamed girl and boy started kissing. Canada moved his face to America's and brought their lips into contact. America was shocked from Canada making such a big move, then Canada slipped his tounge in. He needed help making sure he did it right, so America stepped in and moved his tounge onto Canada's. The kiss was awkward at first until Canada mimicked America's actions. America then moved his wrists around Canada's neck, trying to keep balance. Canada then let go, both panting for air. This passion fueled both boys to keep going on. Soon the kiss was getting old as the movie played on. Canada then looked out of the corner of his eye to see that the man was playing with the girl's nipples. So Canada did the same. America's hands guided Canada's fingers to his nipples. "like this..nh" America said, moaning a little from his brother's diligent fingers working on the pink buds being payed close attention to. Back on the screen, the girl was screaming from having the man's fingers inside of her hole. America saw where Canada was going with this and removed his clothes for Canada to gain easier access. "H-how do I do this?" Canada asked, nervous. America then sat up and took two of Canada's fingers and placed them inside of his mouth, licking and sucking on them as Canada blushed at his naked brother, eyes closed and doing this weird thing with his fingers. America then laid back down and aimed Canada's fingers at his entrance "Push in gently" America instructed, looking up into Canada's purple eyes. Canada did as instructed and slowly moved his fingers inside. America moaned, closing his eyes. Canada was doing everything perfectly. "Now, move them in and out slowly.." America said. Canada then started thrusting the fingers in and out slowly. "Like this?" Canada "Mhm-ha.." the teen beneath him moaned. Canada felt his fingers get wet. "ah.. take them o-out" America instructed. Canada did as told and saw America sit up. "this'll make you feel really good" he said, unzipping Canada's pants. America pulled out Canada's dick and breathed on it. Canada shuddered at this feeling. He then took it into his mouth, licking and sucking at the canadian's hard on. America then played with Canada's balls. Feeling them churn, he then took his mouth off of Canada's member. America then laid back down. "Now you hold both my legs apart, and put yourself inside" America instructed. Canada clearly looked confused. America rolled his eyes. "your ding dong" he giggled. "uh... w-will it fit?" Canada asked, blushing a deep scarlet. "It will, just push in gently" America reassured. Canada then lined his member up with the other's hole and pushed inside. "a-ah" America moaned feeling fire push into him. "oh my god! I'm hurting you! I'm gonna pu-" "n-no...it's just that I-i'm just adjusting-nhh..." America cut canada off, the pain lingering. "I'm okay... now m-move in and out slowly" America added, Canada did as instructed and slowly thrusted. "ah...a-ah... brother..it f-eels." America moaned. "Is that a good thing?" Canada asked, getting nervous. "y-yeah.. it means it feels good" America explained, adding a few moans into the mix. Canada took this as a compliment and kept going, speeding up his thrusts every now and then. "l-lean down, Canada~" America moaned, holding his arms out. Canada leaned down and America immediately flung his arms across Canada's neck. Canada then sat up while the other begged and moaned for more. Canada looked at the TV screen and saw the man and woman were doing the same thing, like they were in that movie. But one thing was off. It was an animation and this is real life. And it's obvious considering Canada felt his brother on his privates. But Canada was snapped out of his thoughts when he heard America scream. "ah!... Canada just got bigger!" his brother moaned, now holding Canada's neck closer. Canada was so close he could hear America's heartbeat. Canada then felt his member get tighter, forcing another moan from America. "Canada-ah.. go faster..." America moaned, forcing himself on Canada's balls. The movement caused the couple to topple over in Canada's direction. Canada moved his hand down America's back, petting his butt. Clearly by the other's moans Canada concluded he was doing pretty well. Canada then felt a sharp ping in his stomach and groaned from the feeling, then America's walls tightened around his member as America also came. "C-canada~" the older of the two screamed as his liquids shot out of him like a tank, covering their stomachs in the white goo. America's head then fell on Canada's chest. Canada smelt the other's hair. Just then America lifted his head off of the canadian's chest. "h-how was your first time?-ah" America asked, feeling canada plop out of his body. "it felt amazing. Like the best feeling i've ever had." Canada stated. America was slapped clear across the face with a blush when he heard Canada utter those words. "that's good. I'm glad you liked it. By the way, the movie is done playing. And you might want to wash your clothes soon." America said, looking at the Plasma TV. "yeah, I know. But can we lay here and let the credits scroll before we get up? I feel tired." "T-Tired?! I did most of the work!" America bickered, puffing out his bottom lip. He then earned a peck on the cheek from Canada. America's face then grew redder. "S-sure.." America yawned and shut his eyes until Canada woke him up a few minutes later to get into America's bed. Canada knew the other wouldn't approve of this, so he decided to get up and walk out of the room. Only to be stopped by America's hand gently placed on his shoulder. "stay with me?" America whispered, too tired to speak. Canada stripped his dirty clothes and laid down next to his brother who was already asleep.

~~~~~~~~~WAS THIS A SHITTY ENDING? I THINK SO..~~~~~~~~~~~

WELL, DIDN'T THIS TAKE SOME TIME?

HERE IT IS. A little present for CanUs fangirls everywhere.

TO PREVENT HATE COMMENTS: Canada already knew about sex before he and America fucked on the couch. He just didn't know how to do it or ways to do it. SO, TO SUM IT UP:

WAS IT GOOD?

BAD? HOT?

SUCKED? LET MEH KNOW.

I regret nothing in this FanFic.

GOOD DAY, SIR.