Jareth was sitting in his throne room watching Sarah through one of his crystals. He sees her walking down the street when all of a sudden she is attacked by Jareth's brother's sister in law's ex dog walker's male nanny.

"Oh wait, never mind," Jareth said, "It is just a mugger, looks a lot like him though."

Jareth, don't you think you should you know…help Sarah?

"Well I just ate and I am too tired to fight."

We are talking about the woman you love here Jareth. Don't you think you can find the energy to save her?

"But I want to go for the whole dramatic entrance thing."

What is more dramatic than magically popping in and saving the day?

"Well you see that just makes me come off as a stalker kind of. See while technically I am a peeping tom, evidence me watching her through the crystal, it would be more dramatic I think if I came in after she is almost bludgeoned to death. I could say that I heard she got hurt through the grapevine."

Where in the hell did you get that idea? That is stupid!

"No it isn't stupid! In the end it all works out. I get to sit here a little longer and then swoop in and carry her away. You could make up some rule that I have to follow, Narrator. Something like how I can't hurt humans."

"YOU LAZY ASS!" Sarah yelled from the crystal while trying to fight off the mugger in a sort of damsel in distress type way, "You want me to get the crap kicked out of me so you can sit there and do nothing for another 5 minutes!"

"That sounds about right," Jareth said.

Sarah tried to slap the mugger but he grabbed her by the arm and threw her down to the ground. "HOLY HELL THAT HURT!" she screamed.

Sarah are you forgetting something?

"What?" She asked

You are a black belt.

"I am? Really?"

Yeah you said you didn't want to be weak so I made you a black belt in this story.

"Awesome! So why am I letting this guy beat me up again?"

I don't know.

Sarah then knocked the guy of his feet and started running.

"You are saying that I am a black belt and I am running away! Well that is stupid!"

Hey I suck at writing fight scenes alright! Get over it!

Sarah walks into the library and sits down at a computer. She logs onto because one of her favorite authors had updated a story. She reads it a then realizes that the author didn't do a shout out to the reviewers

"She normally has funny comments for the reviews people leave. I wonder what happened."

I can tell you what happened. won't let author's do that anymore.

"You mean to tell me you can't say anything to the people who reviewed this story?"

Nope

"Well that sucks. So you don't get to tell Sparkling that Cassandra is hers to deep fry?"

Nope

"Or Lhiata that although I would prefer an NC17 you don't think the people at Fanfiction would really appreciate that because they are pansies?"

Can't say that

"What about telling Lady Goblins how flattered you were when you read that this story brightened her day?"

Can't say that either although it is the truth

"You at least have to tell Aikido, White Shadow, Aurora, and Pink Thanks for reviewing. And that you are very unbalanced so the story pretty much mirrors your thinking process."

I wish I could but my hands are tied.

"Those bastards!"

Well I could personally reply to each signed review.

"But I know you don't have time for that! You left me hanging around out on the streets for a good two weeks before you started writing this again."

I know I don't have a lot of time! Plus I can't really reply to anonymous reviews. But there really isn't anything I can do. Now I can't tell anyone how much I enjoy reading their reviews. But really there is nothing I can do.

"Oh well," Sarah logs off of her computer.

A/N: So yeah…I will try to update soon. If you can't tell…there really isn't much of an outlined plot for this story.