Alright so I, Sarah, have taken over this fanfic…the narrator is taking too damn long! I mean I have been in the library for NINE months and to be honest I am seriously bored. I have read pretty much all the books in here. So yeah this is my fanfic now.

"Hang on a second!" says Jareth from his thrown, "What do you think you are doing?"

I told you I am taking control of this fanfic. The narrator is obviously too busy with other stories to even bother with us.

"What other stories of hers are more important than ours?"

I don't know there is one called Sarah's 18th Birthday she finished working on a while ago.

"Oh Sarah's 18th Birthday." Jareth says with a wink. "I am sure that is rated M and yummy…"

No actually its not…the most we do is kiss in it…I was seriously disappointed with that!

"Well anyways if she finished working on it what else does she have to work on other than our story?

A story called Masquerade. She's been working on that like FOREVER…if you ask me it is complete crap. I mean the Sarah that she employed for that story never puts any feeling behind her words.

"Masker aid? Is that like a tool for a person who makes masks?"

I really don't know…

"Wait you said you read all the books in the library. Shouldn't you know what it means? Our narrator doesn't have that extensive of a vocabulary."

Well I only read the really smutty ones! Any other books are a waste of time!

The narrator wakes up and discovers her characters have taken over the story, "Hey what in Sam Hell are you guys doing? I told you I would work with you guys later!" she exclaims.

We have heard NINE months of laters from you!

"I know,"says Jareth, "Sarah and I could've gotten it on and had a couple of little Jareths by now!"

The narrator rolls her eyes, "In nine months you could only have one baby, Jareth…"

"Well…umm…well you see us fae, yeah us fae we have babies in 1/3 the time you humans do! What do you have to say to that?" Jareth says smugly.

"That it's not true."

"What do you mean it's not true? I of all people should know!"

The narrator shakes her head, "No, I of all people should know. I created this world therefore I create the rules."

Not any more! I have taken over this story NARRATOR! I control YOU now!

"Sarah shut up…and no you don't control me."

YES I DO! Let's see what shall I have her do…So the narrator starts walking down the street.

--the narrator doesn't go anywhere—

I Said the NARRATOR starts WALKING down the STREET

"You have no power over me!"

"Oh that is so cliché." Jareth rolls his eyes.

"And why is everything I am saying being put into quotes?" the narrator asks.

Because I took over the story and there is nothing you can do about it

Oh look I just got out of quotes Sarah! Haha you thought you had control when you really don't. Now put these quotes on over the things you are saying and I shall forget this ever happened.

NO!

Put them on Sarah!

No! No you can't make me!

Wanna bet?

You can't do anything that will make me put those quotes on.

Yes I can. So Sarah was standing outside the library and decided to put some lovely quotes over her words…

"I HATE YOU!" Sarah yells.

I win…so now then Sarah decides she wants to study to become a nun so she joins a convent and takes a vow of silence. Now that takes care of her for a while…what should I do with Jareth.

"Please narrator, just leave me alone. Sarah was the one complaining not me."

Alright I shall leave you alone for now. But Sarah's vow won't last forever. Somehow she is becoming smarter. She might find a way to seriously take over this fic.

"Well if you pay more attention to us and less attention to your Masking Aid we wouldn't have this problem!"

My Masking Aid? What are you talking about? I am going to go back to bed now that the threat of a mutiny is over. Good Night Jareth.

"Good Night my sweet lushes Queen,"Jareth starts shaking is head vigorously, "Bleh narrator do you want me to vomit? Why did you make me say that?"

Because I always wanted to hear you say it to me! HAHA! So yeah I promise I will try to update this story a little more often.

"I know dragonsobsession thought you would never update this story again."

I read the reviews Jareth.

"I am just telling you that Tess, Pickle, Ocean Fairy, Anonymous Soul, AikidoChick, Mcfly, Sparkling, and others really like us and would like to see more of us."

I am truly flattered Jareth and I apologize for not really finding the time. But really when I find time it usually gets taken away by the time bully!

"Oh and one last thing The Lady of the Labyrinth said she wants to meet my disturbed brother…do we have to let her?"

Maybe later…but I am tired right now. Again Good night.

Jareth squishes his lips together.

Come on Jareth…you know you can't help it. You are going to say it sooner or later. You may as well say it sooner and save yourself some of the pain.

"GoodNightDarlingDearestLoveofMyLife," Jareth guzzles half a bottle of Listerine spits and then says, "You are such a girl!"

I KNOW! Thank you Jareth!