I'm Back! YAYZ! It's been a while.

So while writing my other stories, ideas for this one were starting to come to me. I had a lot of fun writing this chapter and I hope you all enjoy it as much as I do.

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Disclaimer: I will parade the streets of whatever pronouncing greatness in Young Justice! Well, I would if I owned it, but sadly that is not the case. YJ does not belong to me.

Rated T: Hormones, hormones, and more hormones. And a little father/son fluff.

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Photoshoot

By: Fanficer21

Chapter 5

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It had been a normal day for everyone...well, except for Dick Grayson. It had been several weeks since the photoshoot that made all the girls of Gotham Dick Grayson gaga. Just walking down streets in town was trecherous as girls seemed to lurk around every corner...waiting to pounce on the unsuspecting boy like a lionness stalks her prey.

Though most of the fuss over his photos and the cologne died down, there were still a few persistent hormonal girls watching him intently. In fact, they were watching him now. Dick could feel the eyes of his two best friends from Gotham Academy boring into his soul as he walked between them on the way to Wayne Manor. They both demanded they be his escort/body guard wherever he went. But Dick could feel the tension in the air and the electric shocks when both were in the same area.

Sighing, Dick put up his hands to try and calm the flaming girls, but to his dismay, he felt two pairs of hands grasp his arms and tug him back and forth.

"I've known him longer, so that makes him mine!" Barbara Gordon screamed into Dick's ear when his he was close to her. "Well tough luck Princess! I know him in ways you wouldn't understand!" Artemis screeched hinting towards Robin, pulling Dick against her body. His eyes grew large and stared at Barbara who scoffed and pulled the poor boy harshly until he was against her again. "Now that just sounds dirty! What is this "way" I don't understand..." Barbara's eyes suddenly got big before finishing her sentence as she squeezed the boy's body against her "Dick! I can't be true! Don't tell me you guys have had se-".

Dick's mind almost blew up when it caught up to what she was saying, making him jump out of both girls' holds and wave his hands in front of him in a defensive manner. "No! No! Babs, it's not what you think!"

"Oh? Well then what is it oh 'wise one'!" Barbara hissed while rolling up her sleeves and getting ready to pulverize him or Artemis, Dick couldn't really tell. "I-I'm sorry Babs, but I can't tell you the reason." He fidgeted beneath her glare. "So you did do it then!" Babara's body seemed to have burst into flames and her voice sounded a lot scarier, causing Dick to jump back. Artemis just inspected her nails, a smirk on her face.

Dick, sighing in defeat, turned to evasive manuevers. He looked into Barbara's eyes with the cutest puppy dog pout he could manage. One that could even turn the almighty Batman into silly putty. "Don't you trust me?"

"No! Dick! Not the...stop it with the...aaaagggggghhhh!...Sometimes I hate you!" The red head grumbled in defeat before continueing with a sigh. "Of course I trust you. It's her I don't!" She pointed to Artemis who only scoffed and walked over behind the boy. She promptly wrapped her arms around his waist and laid her head on top of his shoulder while staring at Barbara. "Oh but it's so fun to be with him...alone, and in the dark." Artemis continued to allude towards Batman's stealth training at the mountain, squeezing the boy's body to her. But of course, Barbara took it the wrong way again.

"WHAT!?" she screeched, making the boy shiver from her rage. Dick needed a miracle to get out of this situation. Turning his head to the side, he was graced with the sight of the Mansion. He didn't even realize they already made it. "Babs, please this is all just a misunderstanding!" He squeaked with a blush while Artemis was blowing lightly against his cheek. She enjoyed seeing the boy squirm. Quickly breaking free from Artemis's grasp he charged for the door, both girls hot on his heels. He opened the door with a mighty push and stopped in the doorway taking in the sight

Bruce was sitting at the table with a cup of coffee and a newspaper. Alfred standing beside the man with an empty platter, as he just delivered the coffee. "Hey son! How was your day?" Bruce asked while lifting the cup to his lips. But before he could reply, the girls bumped into him as they skidded to a stop. Barbara's quick reply echoed throughout the large house.

"BRUCE! Dick and Artemis had SEX!" The reactions were instintanious. Bruce choked on his coffee, while Alfred promptly fainted and hit the floor with a thump and a clang as the platter hit the floor. "I think you just killed the butler" Artemis mumbled beside Dick, whose face was as red as a tomato listening to his dad hack on his drink before standing up with a jump. "My. Office. Now!" The man said between coughs while stepping over Alfred.

Dick knew he was done for, but he had to explain that this was not what it seemed. So following his dad to his doom, he made it to the office after what seemed like an hour. "Dick, is there something you want to tell me!" Bruce asked after closing the door behind him and sitting in his chair with his hands clasped in front of him on the desk. "Bruce, it's not what it...sounds like." Dick sighed, he could feel the awkwardness in the air. "Babs and Artemis are freaking me out with their hormonal rampages. I did not have...you know!" He whispered the last part. "It's all a big misunderstaning." He finished with a sigh, hoping he got the man to understand. Unfortunately...

"You know Richard! Sex is a natural part of life, preferably shared with someone you love. But in other instances hormones can get in the way." Dick groaned as Bruce was starting "The Talk" all over again. "How many times have you...done it?" He asked without thinking, then quickly covered his mouth. His eyes wide. What shocked him more though, was Bruce's reaction. He sat back in his chair and looked upwards, as if counting. That wasn't reasuring at all. "I've lost count!" Bruce said, watching the boy figit some more in front of the desk, his face bright red again.

Bruce please believe me I didn't do anything with Artemis. I mean yeah she kissed me and all after she found out I was Robin. But I passed out after that, so -." Dick rambled quickly, but stopped abruptly when Bruce jumped up from his chair, his thoughtful expression replaced by wide eyes and a frown as if he was just offended.

"WHAT?" The man growled, careening around the side of his desk as he sped towards the boy. Dick froze in place, eyes wide 'what did he say to make the man so angry?' When Bruce stopped in front of him he narrowed his eyes almost to a glare. "Artemis knows you're Robin?! What have I told you about people figuring out your identity! Why NO ONE can know!" The man growled.

Dick stared at the floor, suddenly finding it fascinating. "I-If they find out my identity, they figure out you're Batman." The boy sighed, before looking up to face his adoptive father. He was met with stunned eyes, making him look back to the floor with a pout. "You know it's true" He mumbled.

Dick ignored the rustle of clothes until he felt a firm hand tuck under his chin, gently lifting his head to meet brown eyes. Another firm hand grasped his shoulder. "Richard, I don't care if people find out I'm Batman, if it means keeping you safe. I will do anything to keep your identity a secret. Do you know what will happen if villans find out our identities? They would stop at nothing to get to me...through you! Whether it be Batman or Bruce Wayne. I can't even bare the thought of losing you!" Bruce choked up at the last part, his hand tightened on the boy's shoulder.

Dick's eyes suddenly began to sting before he leaned forward, latching his arms around the man's waist, resting his head against Bruce's chest as a single tear rolled down his cheek. He felt the strong hands leave him before even stronger arms laced around his back holding onto him tightly. Bruce's chin rested against his son's ebony hair.

They remained like that for a few minutes. "Now what are going to do with Artemis?" Bruce said softly, trying to lighten the mood, which only caused Dick to chuckle.

"Don't worry dad, I don't think she'll tell anyone! After all, she's known for a few weeks without spilling the beans." Bruce tightened his hold slightly. "A few weeks!" He grumbled softly. "And why was I not informed?" "Because I knew you would go all Daddybats!" Dick snickered against his dad.

"Well then...I guess there's no other choice. Here comes Daddybats!" Bruce shouted, before digging his fingers into his son's sides. The boy instantly recoiled, trying to stiffle his giggles as his dad tickled him. "B-Bruce! Stop-h-it!"

"Never!" Bruce laughed as he tried to catch the boy who managed to wiggle out of his hold, he was lucky enough to catch the back of Dick's school blazer. Unfortunately he had to lean really far to grab it, so his attempt failed when both fell to the floor. With a hard pull, Bruce managed to bring Dick against him before using him momentum to propel himself to fall first. He hit the ground with a grunt, the boy's back on top of his stomach sideways, like a dog pile. Both Bruce and Dick burst out laughing, tears threatening to fall.

"Richard?" Bruce asked, brushing his son's bangs to one side. "Yeah dad?" The boy asked, looking sideways at the man. "Do you trust her?" "mmhmm!" Dick responded with a smile, knowing exactly who Bruce meant. "I trust you son. But for safe measure, I'd like to have a little chat with her." Bruce said with a smirk.

"You got it!" Dick cackled as he started getting up, until a firm hand grabbed his wrist. "Where do you think you're going Mister!" Bruce chuckled before pulling the boy back down and tickling him with more force. "Noooohahahaha! St-haha-op it! Pleeeeeasssssseeeeeee! Can't hahahahaha breeeeeaaaathhheee!" Dick squealed. When Bruce stopped, he let the boy catch his breath. Dick's chest rose and fell with heaving breaths while continuing to giggle.

As soon as he got ahold of himself however, he snapped his head towards Bruce with a evil smirk before launching himself on the man and digging his fingers into Bruce's sides causing the man to bellow out his laughter. One hand shoved against Dick's face, trying to push the boy off. His other hand poking into the boy's stomach, making him fall backwards with a squeak.

With the boy off him, Bruce scrambled to his feet and headed for the door, still laughing. But Dick would have none of it. He jumped to his feet and leaped onto the man's back, causing them to topple to the floor again where they rolled and began to wrestle with each other as the playfighting ensued.

If one stood outside the door, they would be hearing laughter, grunts, thumps as bodies hit the floor, and anything else you'd hear with roughhousing.

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Meanwhile back at the front door, Barbara and Artemis stood awkwardly in the silence. Alfred was still on the floor passed out. Suddenly they heard a shout, followed by silence, which was then followed laughter. Catching their attention they both looked at each other before smirks crossed their faces. 'oh yeah' they both thought as they went to investigate. They snuck up the stairs and followed the noise until they reached the office.

Dissapointed there was no keyhole to peek through. A sudden echoing thump and a deep grunt filled their ears, looking to the other, both girls were slightly freaked out. What if Bruce as beating Dick up because of what Barbara said. The red head suddenly felt really bad. But Artemis just tried looking under the door, which graced her with a slight view of two large legs laying on the floor.

"Say it!" Dick's yell echoed from beneath the door. "NO!" Bruce's voice growled with equal intensity. "SAY IT!" Dick shouted louder, but there was something else in his voice. "MAKE ME!" Bruce growled before a noise like someone gargling marbles* filled the girl's ears. "awiht! awiht! u uin"

Not being to take much more, Artemis jumped up, grabbed the door knob, and burst into the room. Their first reaction was a 'moose in the headlights' look, before Artemis suddenly burst out in laughter, she fell to the floor with a thump while Barbara just looked on trying not to giggle. Bruce was on his stomach with Dick straddling his lower back while using his hands to shove the man's face into the floor. Bruce's hands were in the air, as he surrendered to the boy. Both of them were a mess, their hair was ruffled up, their clothes wrinkled and torn in places. Dick even lost one of his shoes.

"What were you guys doing in here?" Barbara snickered behind the hand that covered her mouth. "Playing." Bruce and Dick said at the same time, though Bruce's answer was muffled. Artemis just continued her cackling, unable to breathe.

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After several minutes of laughter and awkward staring, Dick finally got up and brushed himself off before helping Bruce to his feet. Artemis too stood up to stand beside Barbara who couldn't seem to take her eyes off the boy, parts of his chest shown through the ripped parts of his uniform. "Mrs. Crock! I'd like a word with you...alone." Bruce stared Artemis down, making her shake in place beneath his stoic gaze while Dick pushed Barbara outside the door before closing it behind him. "We should check on Alfred" Dick giggled as he slide down the banister, ending with a flip before making a perfect land. His hands in the air as if basking in his glory from an invisible audience.

Barbara just stumbled down the stair, trying to hide her blush while watching her friend prance over to the still down butler. "Alfred!" Dick said loudly, shaking the older man's shoulder. Said man awoke with a start, staring at the boy with a scrutinizing gaze. "Master Richard! I had hoped you would not turn out like Master Bruce in that respect!" He reprimanded the boy, but stopped when said boy giggled before rolling over onto the floor, laughing again. "Alfie! It was all a big misunderstanding. Nothing happened." "I would hope so." Alfred replied without expression before stalking off to the kitchen with the fallen platter.

A few minutes later, Artemis walked down the stairs looking as if she had just seen a ghost. "Remind me to never piss your dad off again!" She mumbled when she stood beside Dick and Barbara.

"Don't worry Arty! As long as you don't tell anyone I'll be there to protect you!" Dick smirked wittily, placing a hand on his chest. "Gee, thanks!" The blonde replied sarcastically, moving towards the door. She suddenly stopped, turning to Dick, she walked up to him and planted a kiss on his cheek right next to his lips before walking out the door with a laugh. Saying something about seeing him at the mountain tomorrow. Dick stood in place before bringing his hand up to touch the spot she previously occupied, a blush rising to his face.

The blush turned to a blanch though as soon as he turned around. If looks could kill, he would be dead in an instant with the way Barbara was glaring at him. "B-Babs! Why are you so-" Dick was cut off when Barbara stopmed over to him, grabbed the lapels of his torn suit and yanked him against her. She then firmly set her lips upon his in a tight liplock, the boy's eyes were wide while the girl's were closed. She put a little more into the kiss, hoping Dick would do the same.

When the initial shock wore off, Dick's arms slide down the girl's back and wrapped around her waist as he put a little more force into the kiss. He could feel Barbara smile slightly. Things were going quite well for them until he felt her hands grip his clothes a little harder, before a sudden force pushed him backwards. He made impact with the wall, why did girls insist on shoving him against walls? Suddenly he felt small hands sliding up and down his chest before they began to unbotton his uniform.

"Babs! What are you-" Dick grabbed her shoulders and shook his head from the kiss, only to have her grasp his face and capture his lips in another kiss. She pressed her chest against his half exposed one. Barbara couldn't help herself, she had wanted to do this for so long. And now that she started, she just couldn't stop. It felt as if a fire was burning within her body, as if an unseen force was controlling her actions.

A loud clearing of a throat caught both of their attentions, causing them to jump and face where the sound had come from. Bruce stood a few feet away, his arms crossed over his chest and a small glare on his face. "I-I'm SORRY Bru-Bruce! I don't know w-what came over m-me!" Barbara stuttered, stumbling away from Dick whose back was still pressed against the wall. A dazed look on his face, before he snapped out of his thoughts.

Barbara ran out the door, tears in her eyes and trying to hide her tomato red face. Dick released a sigh before straightening his clothes, ignoring the look Bruce was giving him. "What was that about?" The man asked with a chuckle. "Artemis kissed me again and Babs got jealous!" Dick replied as he walked up the stairs to his room.

"Looks like you've got some competition there ladies man!" Bruce laughed as he watched the boy round the corner and out of sight. "Agghhhh! Girls are crazy!" Came the bodyless voice before the sound of a door shutting filled the man's ears, causing him to laugh some more before dialing a number on his phone.

"Hey Jim! It's Bruce...mhm...yeah I'm good. Listen, I called because I think Barbara needs...'The Talk'."

"WHAT!"

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The End

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* I don't recommend gargling marbles. It is quite the choking hazard. Trust me...I would know.

How you like?

I truly enjoy writing this fanfiction. It makes me laugh as much as you when I re-read it. And I may continue to write more chapters, But I do not wish to describe sex scenes. So I will stick to funny, hormonal girls fighting over their boy toy. However, if there are funny/hormonal situations you would like to see Dick in I would be happy to read requests.

On that note: "So long, and thanks for all the fish". I just love Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy.