A/N: I'm rewriting this story. The first two chapters have been posted up already under the title Life's A Con.

After all the complaints about not changing anything, I'm rewriting this to change things. Things won't change immediately, but I will change more than I did in this story.

This story will not be updated anymore as I will only update the rewrite.

The first few chapters of Life's A Con will be similar to this one but I am making small changes.