We went up to my room and sat on the bed.

"So... that went well." Sarcasm was practically dripping from every word. I smiled.

"What?"

"It wasn't my screw up, this time."

"It wasn't mine, either."

"You had to say it. You just had to say it."

"Shut up!" She yelled, and whacked me with a pillow.

"You know, Chase hit on me. Actually he did it a lot, but this one time, he just said outright 'will you sleep with me?'"

"What?"

"Yeah, that was my reaction, too. Said he was playing the long game. When I was about to leave, he asked me." She raised an eyebrow, and I panicked a bit. "I said no, obviously. God, I missed you."

"You can stop, now."

"So, tell me about your conquests."

"What?"

"I seem to recall mention of a Graham, and a Neil, and an August, and did she say Captain Hook. I have GOT to hear about that one!"

"Seriously?"

I nodded. She sighed.

"Neil was- is Henry's dad. He was my first love. He ended it by getting me sent to prison for a bunch of watches he stole."

"Shit. Are they all this depressing?"

"Dunno. Let's find out!" I smiled. "Graham was the sheriff before me. He had been chasing me for a while. Eventually, he kissed me against my will. I told him he was way over the line. Eventually, after a confrontation with the Evil Queen, and a bitch fight or two, I kissed him. He said 'thank you' and died."

"..."

"August is Pinocchio. He turned to wood."

"..."

"Hook is this hot, sexy British pirate. He's been chasing me for ages. Please, not gonna happen, although, he is in an unofficial competition with Henry's dad over me. They're both trying to win me over."

"Wow. You still got it!"

"You know it!"

We laughed for a bit. I realised something.

"British, huh? What about the other guys?"

"Graham was British, too."

"Still got a thing for guys with sexy accents?" The blush told me all I needed to know. Then she hit me with a pillow again. "Unnecessary!"

"Oh, please, that was 100% necessary!" She scoffed.

"What!"

"You know it was! Now, it's your turn! Your 'conquests'. Go!" She put quote marks around the word 'conquests'.

"Actually, there was no one. I spent 2 years in hospital, as you know, and then I started the search. No time to just go to bars and pick people up."

"Oh, right." She shifted uncomfortably. "How's everyone?"

"House is still an ass, Foreman is still a robot, oh and Dean of Medicine, Chase is a flirt, they've brought in 1 really hot and 1 not so hot girl to replace us and Taub is still short and is now a father of 2."

"Awww, Rachel had twins?"

"Nope. 1 is Rachel's."

"Oh."

"Yeah."