We're back. ;)
"I'm a failure!" Sunil shouted. Pepper sighed. "You are not." She said. "Yes I am!" Sunil said. "I Slaughtered a shoulder, cracked Vinnie's hideous face, and barfed on evil babies." "Those babies weren't evil, they just vomited on you." Sunil groaned and sat on a chair. "It's hopeless." He said. "I Just... I just.. why am I like this?!" Pepper shook her head and kissed his lips. They parted and she smiloed. "Feel better?" She asked. "A Little." Sunil moaned sadly. Pepper gave him a look."A little?" "A lot." Sunil said, smiling a little. Pepper smiled. "That's the sweetheart I married."
Vinnie walked in with Zoe, Minka, Penny, And Russell. "We have terrible news." Russell said. Zoe glared at him. "It's not terrible." She said. "Sunil's just going to have to go on stage and say a speech." Sunil's eyes widen. "Aw... wha... I can't do a speech!" Vinnie smiled. "Dude," He said."If you can save a princess and marry her in one day, which you did, you can say a speech In front of the whole kingdom." Sunil just whimpered. Penny smiled. "Don't worry." She said. "I wrote it down so you won't forget." She handed Sunil the speech. "Thanks." He said all moopy like.
"Ladies and Gentlemen!" Russell said to the kingdom in the ballroom. "Welcome to the honeymoon of King Sunil and Queen Pepper." Everyone began to clap. "Now." Russell said. "Before we begin, how about we start off with Queen Pepper and her thoughts about this ball." Everyone clapped as Pepper got on stage. "Everyone." She said. "I Am so happy that you are all here. It's so amazing that I finally found the one. Sunil has done so much for me. He said wonderful things about me, he went with me and a magnificent adventure and we met wonderful friends, and we danced together and we looked under the stars and we fell so madly in love." Everyone smiled. Zoe nodded. "And they were both stupid idiots." Pepper glared at her. "Thank you Zoe." She said, pushing her off stage. "But I think we've had enough dogs ruiening our show tonight."
Sunil whimpered and walked back in forth in his bedroom. "Oh." He whimpered. "What if I'm not ready for this?" Vinnie smiled. "Dude," He said. "Besides chopping a knight's shoulder off," "That was an accident, I was in my free zone."
"And cracking Bob's face."
Sunil and Russell blinked. "Bob?" Sunil said. "it was a statue of you." "Yeah, well I I wanted to name him Bob, but you cracked his face so he never got his name." Sunil blinked.
"And you barfed on babies."
"Evil, babies."
"They're not evil, Sunil." Vinnie said. "One of them just barfed in your mouth." Sunil covered his mouth and shivered. "Please," He said. "Do not talk about it... it makes me wanna puke." Russell shook his head and continued to read his book. Penny came in. "Sunil," She said. "Your up." Sunil whimpered and slowly walked out of his room. "Go get em Sunil!" Vinnie cheered.
Sunil slowly got on stage and whimpered a bit. "My people." He said, suprisingly loud and clear and strong. "Today we are here to celebrate the honeymoon of me and my beautiful wife, Queen Pepper. I want to thank you all for being here and..." "BOB!" Vinnie suddenly came out and showed Sunil a mini statue of Vinnie/Bob. "I Made another Bob. Except he's mini. Yay!" "VINNIE!" Sunil shouted. "May you please, exit the stage." "Not until we have cake!" Vinnie whistled and two bakers brought in a big pink and white cake. Sunil blinked. "Yes... uh... we shall have cake!" He said nervously. Everyone cheered.
Minka hopped out from the middle of the cake. "Hiya!" She cheered. A blue wolf scoffed. "Omg, like, is that the best entrance you got?" She asked. Minka glared at her. "What do you know about it?" She asked. "I know that that dress is so 1654." Everyone gasped. Minka growled. "Bring it sister!" Minka pounced on the wolf and the two girls began to fight. Sunil blinked. "Wha? Come on! Don't fight!" "I Hate this ballroom!" A random dude said and began to tear the curtains down. People began to fight each other and tear things down and throw food everywhere. Sunil whimpered. Everything was getting out of control. "Everyone, stop!" He begged.
Vinnie cringed. "Come on guys!" He said. "Knock it off!" They continued what they were doing. Sunil whimpered and backed up as things began to get even more violent. People began hitting each other and kicking each other and hurting each other very badly. That was it. Enough was enough.
Pepper got up and felt anger rise inside her body. "HEY!" she screamed in anger. Everyone stared at her. "I WILL NOT HAVE THIS BEHAVIOR IN MY CASTLE! GET OUT OF HERE NOW!" People scrammed like cockroaches in the sight of light. Sunil sighed sadly and walked off. Vinnie blinked. Sunil stopped as he stood beside him. He glared at him right in the face. "Thank you very much, Vinnigan." He then stormed off. Vinnie blinked. "Um.. sorry?"
aww. Poor Sunil. things just aren't going his way. TBC! :D