A/N: So this is chapter 4. If anyone can point out the Harry Potter reference in this, props and cyber cookies to you. Also, I forgot to mention in my last author's note that there was a Princess Bride reference in chapter 3. Anyone know it?
I am now taking rquests, send away people!
I have a new poll up. Vote: Which of the Cullen's cars would you like to own? So far Edward's Vanquish is winning by a mile...
Thanks to Eleen and xbitemex for the beta.
Read and please review? Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters.
Pretty & Petite
"I'm not that small!"
"Yes, you are."
"Am not!"
"Are so!"
"Emmett! I am not!"
"Alice, don't deny it!"
"But it's not true!"
Chuckling, Emmett nodded his head an thrust the book he was holding into her hands. "You see, Alice? You are too as tiny as Thumbelina!"
"I am not!" Alice shrieked, ripping the page with a picture of Thumbelina sitting on a flower petal out of the book. "Argh!"
"What are you, a pirate?" Emmett laughed.
"No!"
"So you are a fairy."
"No! Why do you have this book anyways?"
"For reading."
"I didn't know you could read…" Alice deadpanned.
"Now listen here you little fairy-"
"I am not a fairy! I am tall! I may be small boned, but I am not little!" Alice cut off her brother's growling.
"As tall as a blade of grass, maybe."
"You have no sense of reality."
"If you keep back talking, I'll clip your wings." Emmett smirked.
"I don't have wings!"
Just then, Emmett reached into the back pocket of his jeans and pulled out a pair of blue and green safety scissors.
"And there's no prince Cornelius around to save you…"
Snip! Snip!
"Ah!" Alice cried as she bolted form the room. "Jasper! Edward! Help me!"