A/N: This chapter goes out to Wingsgirl1313 for giving me the awesome inspiration for this masterpiece ;) Read and review? Enjoy!
Trivia: In the original version (Grimm) of Rapunzel, the fair maiden had raven locks, not blonde.
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters.
Split Ends
"Ouch! That hurts!"
"If you would stop moving it wouldn't hurt so much."
"Would it kill you to be gentle for once?"
"It's not my fault you're letting a pile of knots accumulate."
"I don't have knots."
"Have you looked at the underside of your hair lately, Rose?"
"No."
"Ooh.."
"What?" Rosalie demanding, holding tight to the arms of her chair.
"I see split ends!" Alice sing-songed, continuing to run a brush through her sister's hair.
"I can't have split ends! I didn't have them before my transformation and I certainly don't have them now!" Rosalie shrieked as she ripped her hair out of Alice's hand and began examining the ends.
Chuckling, Alice stepped back and shook her head. "Rosalie, it's not like your entirely perfect. Everyone has faults."
"My hair doesn't."
"You're not Rapunzel."
"Being stuck here with you while the boys are gone sure seems like being stuck in a tower to me."
"Rose!"
"I bet someone could climb up my hair if they tried…"
"It's not long enough to climb!" Alice cried.
"No, but it is strong enough."
"You're impossible, you know that?"
"I wonder if hair growth formula works on mythical beings…"