A/N: This basic Prince Charming chapter is dedicated to Twilight-Seeker1918 who wished to see Emmett in a certain type of apparel. Read and review? Enjoy!

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Trivia: The term "Prince Charming" was first used in the tale of Snow (one of the original versions of Snow White). Before then, he was always refered to as simply "The Prince".

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters.

Prince Smarmy

"What are you wearing?"

"My effects."

"And just what effect are you going for?"

"Swooning."

"If I were a girl, I'd be gagging."

"Seriously man, how could any woman resist these?" Emmett questioned, his hands resting on his thighs.

Jasper glanced down at his brother's legs, taking extra note of the green tights that clung snugly to them.

Chuckling under his breath, Jasper replied "Man, I bet the only one who would even take a second glance at you in those would be Rosalie."

"Want to make a bet on that?" Emmett challenged, only to be interrupted in his glaring by a round of boisterous laughter.

"Please tell me that you signed up for the school's production of Hamlet and didn't tell us." Edward grinned, strolling into the room.

"Not another one." Emmett groaned. "Why must you mock me?"

"You made fun of him, too?" Edward asked, turning his gaze upon Jasper.

"Obviously." The blonde replied.

"Hey! Hello?" Emmett chanted, trying to draw the attention of his siblings back to him. "I don't see why you two don't follow my example."

"No offense bro, but not everyone wants to walk around looking like they just fell out of a bad version of Swan Lake." Edward jested.

"Excuse me, but Prince Charming does not do ballet." Emmett smirked.

"More like Prince Smarmy." Jasper noted.

"Just you wait," Emmett began, "By the end of the day, I'll have fought the villain, completed my quest, and have rescued the fair damsel."

Ding Dong!

"That'd be the damsel now." Edward said, pointing at the door.

Taking that as his cue, Emmett strutted towards the door and opened it with flair.

On the step, Bella took one look at him and his tights, and muttered "Someone stole Peter Pan's soul along with his pants."

Side stepping Emmett, Bella walked into the house, and joined a very stunned Edward and Jasper. It took them a moment to realize what she had just said before breaking out into jolly laughter and stealing their witty companion to the upper level of the house where they planned on retelling the story of Emmett's old school fashion disaster over and over until theirs sides split from gaiety.