A/N: This chapter goes out to Lanna-Misssunshine for another lovely idea. Read and review? Enjoy!
Plugs: I'll take this time to plug my fic about Edward's rebellion called Life's Wine and a parody I wrote with Eleen called Wouldn't Edward Make A Damn Good Dracula (posted undere the account aspenandeleen150). We'd appreciate reviews.
Trivia: The Wizard Of Oz was the first movie to use special effects that actually looked believable.
Poll: So, you voted, and Jasper won best date with Emmett at second place, and Carlisle with one vote only. My new poll is "If you could spend a day with one of the Cullen/Hale kids, who would it be with? Basically, I paired each of them up with an activity and you vote from there. Last I checked, Edward, Alice, and Emmett were tied! Go vote people!
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters.
Just Like An Ice Cream Cone
"Why? Why? Why?"
"Bella, stop complaining."
"I can't believe you'd do this to me!"
"You can stop whining now."
"This is the second time, Alice! Not the first, the second!"
"Will you at least try and have some fun?"
"Why in the name of Carlisle did you hold another party in my name?" Bella yelled, glaring at her best friend.
"Chillax, Bella. Look, everyone else is having fun." Alice said, gesturing to the orgy of students around her, dancing, eating, and swimming in the pool that the Cullens recently had installed. For what reason, Bella couldn't fathom, but she suspected that it would be taken out right after the party anyways.
"Hey! Put me down!" Turning towards the sound of the screams, only to see Tyler carrying Lauren over his shoulder towards the pool.
"This could be interesting." Alice muttered, her eyes glued to the couple.
"Tyler, put me down this instant!" Lauren cried.
"Don't worry Lauren, I'll let you down soon." He smirked, "After a little swim, that is!"
"Swim? No!" Lauren shrieked as Tyler stopped at the pool's edge.
Pounding her fists on his back, she continued yelling, "Seriously Tyler, I don't want to go in! I'll get hurt! I'll… Drown!"
Paying no attention to her ranting, Tyler announced, "Going overboard!" before tossing Lauren into the pool.
As soon as she resurfaced, she began crying out "I'm melting! I'm melting!"
People began laughing at her display until they noticed that with each yell, she sunk lower into the water until she didn't resurface at all and the screaming ceased.
"Hey, she's just like an ice cream cone, she melted!" Emmett's voice rang out from somewhere on the other side of the pool, causing the crowd to roar with glee.
"Wow," Bella whispered to Alice. "If I'd have known that she's like the wicked witch of the west and would melt in water, I would've shoved her out from under her umbrella into the rain long ago."